you're walking down an empty alleyway when suddenly pic related appears
>hey mister. Give me $40 right now or I'll start crying and tell the nearest adult that you touched me "down there"
what do?
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I'd say "fuck you NlGGA"
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kick her in the cunt hard with my steel toe boots
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>Come on
>''on'' on her shirt
She knows what she wants
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another day, another four thousand calories
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>>37546658
anon bro how the fuck are you still breathing after inhaling that many calories in a single sitting you better be a competitive swimmer consuming that much
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>>37546658
>That Chad bulk
You can't be a robot unless you're an empoverished skeleton
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>tfw eat nothing but cranberries and water all day everyday and still a fat fuck
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This is the face of Stacies worldwide
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https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2017/06/05/read-the-messages-at-the-heart-of-the-michelle-carter-suicide-by-text-manslaughter-trial
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>>37546505
that bitch is cra cra af verdict prison time
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>>37546505
it sounds like she really cared sbout him
sucks that she gets tried over this tho
i hope she is found innocent
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>>37546505
>https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2017/06/05/read-the-messages-at-the-heart-of-the-michelle-carter-suicide-by-text-manslaughter-trial
how much of a mentally ill cuck do you have to be to an hero...
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Chad is a God and you need to worship him.
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>>37546489
apparently chad's parents were pieces of shit
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>tfw no chad bf
why even live
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>>37546489
Men are just penis life support systems and a source of slave labor. No need to worship something so low.
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These are the girls I've brought to my apartment in the last 12 months:
Doreen
Rebecca
Ashley
Lisa
Priscilla
Jenae
Alley
Destiny
Rose
Naissa
Diane
Sophie
Shriya
Marquelis
Jess
Jaimie
Eliza
Mali
This isn't counting girls whose places I've only been, or girls I hooked up with but didn't close the deal.
Ask me anything.
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>>37546409
What year is it? Original conmet
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>>37546455
it's Christmas day
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>>37546409
>all those nigress names
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Why do black girls tend to have such thick, curvy, sexy bodies?
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>>37546216
Literally looks like she has a tumour in her leg. Disgusting.
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>>37546216
DA BBC breh, the black bull is packing 8 inches of cawk on average, so the black females have evolved to have a lot of padding to be able to handle the CAWK
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>>37546216
high estrogen?
why do asians tend to have small flat bodies?
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Ive been looking for a qt gf that is comfy to call my own but honestly i think i might just give up. I dont really think they exist and im im only going to hurt myself if I keep them as a standard...but who wouldn't want one?
>qt comfy gf under 5'4
>one who wear oversized hoodies of swears and thigh highs
>rarely goes out and just chills in bed with her pets playing vidya
>doesnt need anyone but you
>when you do go out she does get dolled up
>wants to just lay in bed and watch anime all day long and cuddle it up
> will be your support when you actually play games
>long hair
>always down to make you something to eat cuz she loves cooking and loves you
i think my standards are unrealistic :(
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>>37546158
>anime
I don't think women want to date a manchild buddy.
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>>37546182
I guess its why so many r9k users are single
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>>37546273
Its because they treat women as sex objects and something to achieve and not just like another human being. They revolve their whole personality around being a lonely virgin.
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What modern technologies would you prefer to have never existed?
I fucking hate modern cellphones, for example. They've destroyed conversation of all kinds and ruined casual speculation, they distract people while insulating them from their immediate environment, etc.
I can't decide if I'm glad the internet exists or not. I wish the internet had stayed in its early-2000s mode, but its current form was probably inevitable from the start. The integration of "real" life with the digital one makes me feel sick and uncomfortable. I can't even imagine how bad the internet of things is going to be.
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>destroyed conversation
nigga you can talk with like a billion people all over the world now, what the fuck do you need to talk to weird people on the street for.
Go to any decent bar in any major city and show me how dead good ol fashioned conversations are.
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You don't need to uninvent cellphones, just flat screens. If the only display is a CRT then portable computing never becomes popular.
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>>37546149
Smart phones saved me a lot pain, instead of awkwardly sitting around randomly staring at people or walking around the school I just put on some headphones and play clash of clans and people leave me alone
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>19
>5'8" (rounded)
>5 inch penis (rounded)
>ovular baby face
These genetics are so shit. I don't even want to reproduce, I just want a girl to cuddle me, fug and give me attention. Or even FRIENDS. Just having friends would be nice right now. I just want to feel wanted, is that too much to ask?
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You're literally still a teenager. You will not look the same.
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>>37546054
>5'8" (rounded)
>5 inch penis (rounded)
Thats literaly half the male population of the world. And the face keeps growing until you are like 22. Things could be alot worse.
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>>37546084
Yeah, my face will in a few years down the line (after more years of loneliness), but
>thinking my dick or height will change at all after 18
Won't happen.
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This is uncut peepee,
Say something nice about him
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>>37546049
It's very small. Please put it away. You're embarrassing yourself.
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>>37546141
No its not its 6in, its very fat which makes it look chub
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>>37546457
You must be smoking crack cause that's no way that's even 4 inches. Not unless you're 7 feet tall.
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I'm too much of a fucking autist to respond to my own grandmother
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Jesus christ just call her you poor excuse of a human being
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Just write her a nice message and tell her you were too anxious to respond earlier.
When normies hit age 60+ they sometimes turn into robots due to the lack of sex and redpilling from realizing that decades of normie culture were absolutely worthless. So consider your gram an honorary robot.
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>>37546021
This thread rustles my jimmies because it reminds me of me.
Except I'm 36.
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>Favorite Film
>Favorite Album
>Favorite Vidya
>Mental Illness
>What you think of the poster before you
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>>37546018
Kripp betrayed us all for some 3/10 greek puss
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>Favorite Film
Fanny and Alexander
>Favorite Album
Robert Wyatt - Rock Bottom
>Favorite Vidya
idk Dark Souls? I haven't played much vidya these past few years
>Mental Illness
Depression, anxiety, BDD
>What you think of the poster before you
no other poster rn
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>>37546018
>Favorite Film
NeverEnding Story
>Favorite Album
Too narrow
>Favorite Vidya
Too narrow
>Mental Illness
Being nearly immune to human lies (considered a mental illness by humans)
>What you think of the poster before you
It's shit.
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Guys help me. I'm trapped in a multidimensional universe. I feel lost and life feels numb to me and I don't know what to do and it drives me crazy.
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>>37545990
I dunno. Sounds kinda normal, to me.
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>>37545990
Just ask her out man
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>>37546009
Yes but this is kinda real. I'm very conscious where others don't really care.
>>37546047
E-euhm w-what are y-you talking a-about??
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>tfw fucked up teeth for not brushing them for years as a kid/teen and drinking coke 24/7
fuck... i cant even get them fixed...
theyre fucking black
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I know that feel. When I drink cola now I can't resist drinking water and chewing gum after.
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If i drink the coke with a straw will my teeth not rot?
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>>37545971
Post teeth, Anon.
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Does anyone here have a Keurig? Is it even worth it? I'm perfectly happy with my coffee maker (works great, looks great, tastes great) but not sure why Keurig even came out. I've tried it before but I hate that you can't make more than one cup at a time. What is the point of this even? Would you go or no?
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>>37545927
its just a glorified coffee maker with over priced refills.
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>>37545927
I have on. It's convenient if you just want a single cup asap. Especially if you have one of the refillable pods and use your own coffee. It was a gift however
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The point is to only make one cup at a time.