Just want a comfy gf

>>37546158
>anime
I don't think women want to date a manchild buddy.

>>37546182
I guess its why so many r9k users are single

>>37546273
Its because they treat women as sex objects and something to achieve and not just like another human being. They revolve their whole personality around being a lonely virgin.

>>37546336
You have a point but godo thing for me im not a virgin. Just wanna be comfy

>>37546158
Your standards are too high. Jesus fuck.

>>37546473
yea i know i should give up but a boy can dream :(

>>37546158
I just want a GF I can hold and dump affection on.

>>37546158
I don't think your standards are "too high", just impossible. Even if a girl like that existed, she wouldn't date a man to do those kinds of things. That's not what women want out of a man. Probably. Something like this would be perfect for me though.

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I JUST WANT A GIRLFRIEND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'VE READ PLENTY OF STORIES OF ROBOTS HOOKING UP WHY CAN'T THIS HAPPEN TO ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37546158
I mean it's not crazy standards. You mostly just want a petite introvert girl who shares your hobbies. It's specific but not insane.

Aside from the height (I'm 5"6), this is literally me. Please don't give up hope anon, I'd like to think I'm not the only person who fits this criteria and isn't horribly judgemental. You sound lovely, I'm very sorry that you feel this way. :(

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>>37547369
i've tried being in a relationship with a robot. it did not work out well because they expected me to do every single thing for them while they sat on the couch playing video games

>>37547500
STOP THIS ISN'T FAIR WHY COULDN'T I DATE A FEMBOT AND WE COULD HAVE DONE THINGS TOGETHER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37547500
>on /r9k/ complaining about dating a robot because it was too much work
kek

>>37546158
All me, except I only wear thigh highs under skirts/dresses or with lingerie to be seductive. Also my dog lives with my parents. But what you want isn't unthinkable anon.

>>37546336
>not just like another human being
Women treat themselves like sex objects more than robots do

Where are you from OP?

origianlllajcxmcmf

>>37547568
how do i meet shy shut-in qts except completely by accident

>>37547600
You take the same class in college

>>37546158
This is pretty much me except I play adc.

I'M ALSO FAT AND UGLY HAHAHA hahaha.... ;____;

>>37547205
>>37547369
>>37547568
Well I'm glad that my standards aren't ridiculous. I don't want a supermodel, just a comfy gf

>>37547581
California. All girls here are like fashion models who go out and shit. Far from comfy

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All I want is a comfy, tall boyfriend who buys me a cozy sweater and some mac and cheese.
And who likes 80s movies.

>>37546158
>anon will never love me because I'm 5'6 giant monster
Feels bad.

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This is me except my hair isn't long. I'm working on growing it out though. If you live in Tennessee, you know

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>>37547553
it really was too much work. he ended being most of r9ks negative robot memes rolled into 1 person

tfw u are all those things but you live an ocean apart.. ;_; I hope you find what you are looking for OP

>>37547669
>tall
Fuck you whore

>>37547669
robocop and fuck?

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>>37547762
I-I'm sorry, dude.

>>37547669
Does exactly 6 foot work for you?

>>37546158
You failed to mention weight, so you're looking for a whale?

>>37547669
I would do those things and I like 80s movies.

>>37547703
Tbh even if I did find someone who fit that category, the odds that they would find me attractive are pretty slim.

>chubby 5'10 manlet
>30 years old
>wageslave
>ugly

I'm pretty much doomed

Im able to flirt and attractive enough. But where are these kind of girls. Its like impossible to find them out in the wild.

>>37547500

>bf spends his time between 4chan/playing video games all day
>is a huge fucking autist
>while I don't care how he looks he hates his acne and facial structure and thick hair
>20yr old virgin when we started dating

But honestly? I love him dearly, he tries his best and I appreciate that. As long as one or both of us had a job to support each other financially, and there was affection and fun like OP described, I honestly don't see the problem. I wouldn't mind if my bf was a complete and utter NEET as long as we could have a comfy and loving relationship.

>>37547703
Where from?
Origg

>>37547818
That's because they hide in their house you dumb ass

>>37547789
Maybe... I prefer guys over 6'1. Ideally 6'2.

>>37547847
Well duh but when they do go out where can I find them

>>37547823
it would be nice if it was a comfy loving relationship. mine ended because he demanded me to do everything and overall he was becoming abusive. it doesnt help that he had nothing to offer at all in our relationship.

>>37547852
I have Long red hair though.

>>37546336
Hey pal maybe you're lost you're looking for reddit.com

>>37547823
Forgot to mention he's 5"4 and while I joke about him being a manlet it's pretty comfy to be able to hold him while we play vidya or watch anime so. No downsides there.

>>37547824
South East UK

>>37547886
Seems like you got unlucky there, anon. I'm sorry :(

I just don't think it would be right to generalize all robots as abusive NEETs who don't deserve the qt gf of their dreams.

>>37547369
>>37547703
>>37547568
>these wasteful replies
Do you have a throwaway?

>>37546158
>too tall to be OP's comfy gf
Fuck life fuck everything

>>37547899
Congrats on being a cool gf, not memeing.

>>37546336
Welcome to 4chan my man

I wish I had a comfy gf like that. I don't even care if she's under 5'4''.

Too bad I live in a bumblefuck old people town in north central Texas. Everyone who lives here is either old, a drug dealer, or in grade school. The second you graduate from high school, everyone bails for college and never comes back.

I fucking hate this state sometimes.

>>37547973
Please be in
L o n d o n
Or don't, considering we'll never meet regardless
>captcha: hope ahead

Just start dating a boy, easy solution

>be me
>never done anything with anyone (guy or girl)
>get grindr
>dating 2 year younger dude
>he's qt and skips parties etc to stay home with me
>cooks for me
>cleans my room
>doesn't mind sleeping in bed all day with me
>let me play vidya while he produces music
>he's young and always horny, I decide when we have sex tho
>I'm a total NEET
>he's happy as long as we go out like once a week
>goes to his concerts sometimes, just stand alone in back with hood and shades
>never asks anything of me except for me to love him
>been together for 5 months now

>>37547975
Thanks man, really appreciate it.

>>37548058
I'm American sorry anon.

>>37548129
Where in m u r r i c a, though?

>>37548129
Please tell me your hobbies and interest femanon

>>37548077
God I wish I was gay sometimes.

>>37547973
I kinda regret adding that in the op since I would take a tall comfy gf too at this point.

>>37547910
You got a throwaway? I'm nearby and need a /comfy/ gf

>>37546158
Is shoulder length hair ok? I'm growing it out long, but that's how long it is now, other than that I meet the description

>>37548202
Yes, please message my throwaway
[email protected]

>>37548202
Yes that absolutely works.

Is 4 foot 10 too short for anyone?

>>37548351
Not at all. I think it's cute.

OP here. I'm going back to work since this thread pretty distracting. Glad to know my ideal gf is out there

If you are ok with this >>37547797

Feel free to contact me
[email protected]

Good luck to everyone else looking for a comfy gf

>>37548351
No, want to trade contact info?

>>37548156
I like anime and weeb things (learning Japanese even), and spooky things, and I like drawing and making stories.
>>37548142
Alabama

>>37548423
>Alabama
Shieeet I hate living in Maryland

>>37548423
You sound like an amazing gf, got a throwaway?
I want someone to talk about /x/ things and do drawings for me

>>37548412
I don't have any throwaways at the moment. How about you post yours?

>>37548499
[email protected]
Smol girls a cute

>>37548499
I have a Kik it's Sp0kan.

>>37546336
most of us actually just don't meet women because we're socially awkward shutins

>>37548184
[email protected]

>>37548538 is not me ( >>37548412 )
I haven't posted kik

All these potentianlly fake fembot stories make me wish I could meet one but there is probably none in france

>>37548499
That's not too smol for me. Kik me: ultratusk

>>37548499
4 foot 10 here, I made a throwaway.

[email protected]

>>37547852
I'm 6'2. I'm not overweight. I've even been told I'm good looking before by people who had no reason to lie. I can buy you sweaters.

I'm a huge fucking weeb though

>>37548759
Sent you an extremely original email

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is there a yankee-hatin', combat boot wearin', not scared of swearin', ideology debatin' qt gf for me in

A T L A N T A?

>>37549042
There are no women in Atlanta

>>37549056
there are shit-tons of women in atlanta

not sure why someone would go to the gay/progressive/lefty capital of the south in order to find a neoconfederate gf though

>>37549056
but thats not even true

good thing i'm in semi-rural paradise like 50 miles north of the urban clusterfuck that is HOTLANTA

>>37548573
I sent you an email from a guerilla mail account

>>37546158
This pretty much describes my gf of a year and a half, except for she's 5'8, doesn't wear thigh highs unless I ask her to, and she can't really cook but she still tries for me anyway. It's a fantastic feeling to have her. Is it incredibly lucky to get one? Yeah, but you should keep trying for it. Also, she's only with me because I have an apartment and a job and was in the Marines. Girls generally aren't attracted to men that don't have a job, because it shows they're unmotivated when it comes to their lives, and how would that be good for a relationship?

>>37546158
what if this is me except im a passing 5' girl(male)

>>37549265
Perfect.
oregionlo

>>37546158
>>doesnt need anyone but you
Relationships in which you need someone are not a good idea. Ideally, you compliment your partner, not hold them together. Anyways, you sound kind of possessive, like you don't want your ideal GF to have a life outside of you. You sound like a shitty person.

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I dont talk to anybody at work
Im not in touch with anybody from school.
I have a few friends, but we shoot guns and lift, not chase girls.

Im physically attractive. I get a lot of attention from girls and could use tinder to have all the sex I want.
But im still a virgin. Because girls dont want to go make a fire in the woods and listen to me play the stalker soundtrack on a piece of shit guitar. Girls dont want to Listen to black metal while fading from consciousness on the floor of a garage full of smoke. Girls dont want to sit in bed playing video games all day. Girls dont want to talk about Ideas, because talking about people is oh so important. They dont want to talk about lessons humans have learned in the past because they are too concerned with the petty machinations of their own lives in the present.
They want to go to a BAR
They want to have FUN
They want to get DRUNK
Or, they want to HOOK UP
But all of those things are retarded and pointless.
It costs maybe 1/10 of the price to just buy a bottle of everclear and get shitfaced by a river or lake. You can even make a fire, or just look at the stars. Hell, just drink at home.
Dont think your standards are unrealistic, hold to them.
I am remaining a virgin until I find EXACTLY what im looking for, and nothing less.

>>37549118
>>37549132
Most of metro Atlanta has either been taken over by sjw tier snowflakes or stuck up black girls.

>>37549501
>adventures
>stalker soundtrack
>meaningful conversations

Anon, why aren't we fucking right now

>>37549577
Because you arent real
You are on the internet

>>37549603
Well shit, you got me.

>tfw no one would ever want a clingy and obsessive bf
>Only people that ever message me are dudes assuming I'm a trap or sissy
It's an endless void of feels.

>>37549619
No, I dont.
We just established that

>>37547823
I wish there were women that thought like you around here.

I had one, but on steam. shiit, i got too, sensitive , like, she melted me, then we got kinda distant because i was super fucked up of depression, and then we broke up after ~3 months

i miss her

>>37547639
>tfw no one wants to be my bf
;___;

>>37550798
Would you take someone who is also overweight and ugly?

>>37550798
its ok im the op and no one wants to be my comfy gf :/

>>37547639
>>37550798
how much fat and how much ugly

>>37551712
also how much penis (feminine)?

>>37546336

The irony and blindness of this false sentiment is unbelievable.

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>>37547669
assuming you're a real girl
I'm 6'3" 180 lbs pretty lean with decent facial aesthetics
tell me o master, why have I never had a gf

>>37546158
You just described my former housemate.

Look for girls who into media majors and you'll find this type pretty easily.

U basically just described my gf. I know I hit the jackpot with this one.

>>37546158
that describes my ldr gf, except she's around 165-166 cm tall which I think is slightly taller than 5'4 but i cant be bothered to convert it, the annoying thing is how clingy she is, constantly wanting my attention and she gets bored too easily and i have to keep her entertained 24/7, it gets tiring after a while

>>37546336
pretty sure lots of guys who are successful with girls treat them as sex objects, more so than robots do, they just pump & dump them and girls still like them

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Military cyborg here in commiefornia have a stable paycheck and a car also spic looking for a comfy gf

>>37547899
>>37547823
In case this isn't larping you're a good person anon

>>37547639
>girl playing adc
Heh enjoy being stuck in silver, everyone knows girls can only play support.
It's in your dna dumb roastie

>>37546336
More like we don't meet women in the first place

>>37547669
>>37547852
Proof that people who tell you shit like "5'10 is fine dude you're average" are retarded or lying
Fuck my life

>>37546158
They aren't unrealistic this literally my gf. Don't give up hope OP

>>37550890
>>37551209
This is proof fembot have it easy.