you're walking down an empty alleyway when suddenly pic

I'd say "fuck you NlGGA"

kick her in the cunt hard with my steel toe boots

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>Come on
>''on'' on her shirt
She knows what she wants

>having $40 on you
>being a richfag

>>37546668
Beat the shit out of her, because that is extortion

Then rape the entire family of whoever made this thread

Give $40 and touch down there.

Oh cool what's that choker for?

>>37546711
I'm more handsome than you sludge

>>37546711
*beware*
Newtrip fag
kys

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Threaten physical violence. if she persists, beat her to death.
When questioned, plead insanity and live in an insane asylum for a while.

>>37546668

Laugh and walk away confused

>Implying you all wouldn't do this

>>37546668
Kick her in the head

>>37546668
>Proceed to touch baby roast.
>Pick up baby roast.
>Do Olympic throw spin.
>Whip into fal.l head first.
>Say I'm a trans demimale octosexual and she misgendered me..
>Get given 6 gorrillion NEETbux.
???
Profit.

I don't have $40 so I might as well touch her down there anyway.

push her down and leave at a brisk pace

>>37546788
>implaying 98% of r9k wouldn't have an emotional breakdown on the spot because a cute loli is talking to them

>>37546825
Nigger lolis can't be 3d.
Anything 3d is a disgusting pig roast.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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>Cover her mouth and touch her down there

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"what are you going to do? stab me?"
>tfw stabbed by budget arya stark

>>37547000
Wayyy better looking than Ogre stark

>>37547000
>budget hunchback of notre dame
Out of your fucking mind

>>37546668
>get phone
>record her
>ask her to repeat her self
>"hey mister. Give me $40 right now or I'll start crying and tell the nearest adult that you touched me "down there""
>Stop recording
>actually touch her down there
>she calls police
>show them the clip
>profit

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>don't have $40
>molest her on the spot, she will tell everyone I did it anyway
I'd be going to prison no matter what, so why not get a little fun out of it?

Tell her I don't carry cash. If she keeps at it I'll tell her to go ahead and start crying, and that I'll call the cops myself.

>>37546668
Do you take debit?

>>37546668
You better give me $40 dollars not to rape you, you little whore.

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>>37546668
Punch her square in the face the moment she talks to me, jam my palm over her mouth, manhandle her to the nearest public line of sight, rape her and leave $40 as I run.

Offer her double if she actually lets me rub her tummy

>>37546668
why would a little girl call me mister? also females does not get accused of such crimes

>Laugh
>Put ear phones back in and walk away

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>>37546668
>Pick her up
>start walking away
>if she screams or puts up too much of a fight, throw her into the street
I do not negotiate with terrorists.

seriously, wtf are you supposed to do in a situation like this? Your own parents wouldn't even believe you. Especially if you're a robot who's never had friends or a girlfriend.

I'm a little bitch when it comes to conflicts so I'd probably give her 40$ and run away

>>37547549
Sweep the legs, punch or 12-6 elbow her head while she's on the ground, pull kneecap the wrong way until it snaps

give her $40 and touch her
run while she is still in shock

>>37547549
Literally just fucking run and hope someone doesnt tackle you before you can get out of sight.