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>>37552998
>go get a gf now

I would if I could connect with normies on any meaningful level.

T. 19 year old with two online friends, one being another robot

I NEED TO MOVE SOMEWHERE NOT SHIT AND GET A JOB FIRST!

>tfw told a sexy bdsm bitch to git because of this then realised what a retard I was

She was weird in a bad way, but my penis will actually leave if I do that again.

>>37552998
Hard to get a gf when youre working 60 hours a week because the economy is in the toilet

salami and cream cheese

hot sauce on anything is pretty young normie tier.

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>buy 12 pack coors light
>go to grocery store
>buy either cheese and bread for microwave chesse melts, or microwave eggrolls, or chicken nugget/tender product
>buy sugar based sweet, usually donuts or cookies
>buy salad dressing, rotating between thousand island/ranch/french. Occasionally sweet and sour sauce
>will use chosen sauce/dressing on everything i eat that night
>wake up glancing at the paintings I made before my arms were amputated
It has been about three years of this. not even joking.

I'll never put it inside a woman anyway so it wouldn't matter if I had a 12 inch penis. It's irrelevant.

I only have a 12 gauge and id probably mess that up and not die instantly

im scared of dying and everything else is pretty good
I'll just never have a gf or any kind of sex or intimate human contact except the fake interest strippers show to get your money
I think eventually I'll crack and hire a prostitute and afterwards overdose on heroin or something

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>>37546453
>tfw no french gf to eat baguettes with

>>37546453
I feel that spoiler was aimed specifically at me.

t. fat guy

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>>37546453
New gf, fresh off the beaches

>>37541347
you are not a robot if you can get weed.

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>tfw used to love weed
>tfw can't smoke anymore because i keep having panic attacks
I'm pretty sure it fucks with my heart and my body has to produce adrenaline to keep me alive. Even when I do my best not to let the panic get to me, my heart still feels all fucked up. Similar shit happened with LSD. I puke every single time I do hallucinogens. I think I'm actually allergic to this kind of stuff.

Drugs are the only thing that give life meaning and I can't do any of the good ones. I'm stuck with normie shit like alcohol and cigarettes, while normalfags get to do whatever drug they want and completely waste hallucinogenic experiences on stupid bullshit like dancing/music/sex. Shit fucking blows.

>>37541432
OP here, there's truth to this. I only did it once. Never again.

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toastie roastie
>oregano

She actually burnt the coal and paid the toll

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>nice suit batman!, i will shoot you, LOSER!, what is that? an acid vat? for what, b-batman please, please, DON'T DO IT AAAHHHAHAHAHA, Wait till they get a load of me!

>>37527666
post link you dumb satan

>>37527666
>>37527685
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398#
derporino

This can't die this early, bumping it now

>rebeltaxi
>alienmyth64
>emplemon
>idubbbz
>thatistheplan
>the needle drop
>filthyfrank
>secureteam10
>vsauce
>IHE
>frankjavcee

>LGR
>looooads of star wars legends lore vidd
>Ross Scott (accursed farms)
>YMS

>idubbbz
>complex newz
>dj akademiks
>bro science
>needle drop
>thatistheplan
>travie williams
>filthyfrank
>frankjavcee

>>37498742
the ones with a vagina...

>>37498742
>What race/ethnicity are you
white
>and what race/ethnicity do you find the most attractive sexually
black men

White, specifically black Irish
White, specifically Aryans

fuck off and kys thx

>>37489520
Fuck off with your discord shit

How's everyone doing today? I hugged my little sister and she called me gay. I'm sensing a theme.

to catch a cheater is staged, you mong.

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BWC ----> TAP

Asian men are finished.

You know this video is fake and gay, right?

>She's like a sister to me, how do I tell her that this is wrong?

Well, tell her that boys and girls inevitably develop attraction for one another so she can't think of you as a brother. She should understand.

Why the fuck are you this close with a 14 year old girl?

Report her and the guy for possession of CP

>>37558177
Good. The more die, the better.

Missing white woman syndrome is a real thing. She was front page news simply because she was very attractive

>>37558177
She looks like an average made-up whore to me. Not what I'd consider a qt.

>>37558072
>moon runes = weebshit
>meme rap song
So, yes, it is really that shit.

>>37558072
You honestly should drink some bleach. At this stage its pretty much your only option.

I don't recognize any of the shit their but your organizing, nmaming, tagging and sorting is shit so you should feel bad for that

LITTLE BIT OF RITA IS ALL I NEED

A LITTLE BIT OF TINA IS WHAT I SEE
A LITTLE BIT OF SANDRA IN THE SUN

A LITTLE BUT OF MARY ALL NIGHT LONG