zeemaps

>>37527666
post link you dumb satan

>>37527666
>>37527685
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398#
derporino

This can't die this early, bumping it now

>>37527666
>check map
>closest pin is 500km away
>close map

>>37527997
the problem is that people are disillusioned by the fact that there are no pins nearby, causing them not to add a pin of their own, when in fact there could be a robot facing this exact same dillema in your area

everybody lives in los angeles or new york. so fuck this shit

>>37527666
>Check map
>No one in my province
>TFW you live in the Alabama of Canada

>>37527666
Just let this garbage die.

Saged

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>people who add and don't have a marker down
ffs

How do I add a marker? Do I have to register?

>>37528258
yeah it only takes about a minute and a half to register and put down a marker

>>37528258
You don't need to register. Read the header.

>put pin down 4 days ago
>nobody has contacted me yet
>too afraid to contact anyone else

is my contact method simply outdated? (email)

>>37528555
I put my discord down and only one person has contacted me. It's a girl but she isn't much for convo

>>37528555
only normies don't use email
kuk, steam or any apps are for normies

>>37528555
It's been the same for me. Been considering contacting someone fairly far from me, but I'm still holding out hoping someone comes to me first.

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All I've received is dick pics and creepy dudes trying to hit on me despite being lazy pieces of shit. I know how femanons feel now.

>>37528734
Weird all I've had were decent conversations. Do you live near a bunch of faggots?

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>dumb bitch messages me to talk and then ghosts me

>>37528555
>>37528696
Emails are fine, but if you really want, consider getting discord and kik. Seem like the more popular options after email.

>>37528734
Put my marker as bi and said I was twinky I guess I shouldn't have expected any different. Have people from other states messaging me creepy stuff and half the blue markers around me I messaged want to date me. Prison gay is a real thing here holy shit.

>>37528846
Dudes think that they're still "straight" when attracted to anything that's even remotely feminine. Really tickles my thinking cap

>>37528643
>girl willingly contacted you first

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

original ree'ing

>>37528973
Somebody an hero this Chad

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>>37527666
>have all markers turned off
>turn on female markers
>hey theres a few fembots that live near me
>turn on male markers
>mfw
why even bother

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I added a marker for myself, but there are no girls yet in my entire state. It was worth a shot I guess

>>37527666
I feel hard for Kamchatka anon

>>37529114
It's really better to be the first in the area. That way girls who don't want to get swarmed by orbiters will only have you to message.

>all those people who don't put one because no one is near them
I'm going to be drowning in pussy, while they lament in their feels thread. Chadom, here I come.

>>37529281
That sounds nice, a bunch of girls who are lonely only have me to talk to. Of course there could be no girls at all in my area and I will never be contacted.

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>>37529195
I understood the description. My casual Russian learning has paid off.

>tfw nothing but straight dudes surrounding me
>tfw no one to fug

>>37528555
m8 what's your name I'll talk to you

>>37529613
Fuck off normie.

>tfw bored.

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>practically no one in new jersey

I swear to god if you robots are from there and don't put a pin bad things will happen soon

>>37529464
You know, it reminds me that I forgot the big rule in learning (living) languages, you practice by speaking with other people.

I took several years of Russian in uni because I'm a slavaboo but it's all wasted now because I was too shy to practice it ever.

>>37529747
i just thought there'd be more faggot robots where i live. apparently actual gaybots are few and far between.

>>37529760
I'm not signing up for your dumb normie tracker map, but just know that jersey robots are out there.

>>37529760
Talk to the trash island grill

>>37529815
Post contact all I get is creeps I'd like somebody to talk to. Also easily half the blue markers are in the closet.

>>37529838
you're a meanie

>>37529853
It doesn't have to be a grill anon, just looking for friends in general

>>37529884
What part of jersey are you stranded on?

do you guys think there are any girls in Michigan, or even the midwest?

>>37529912
central southish I would say, 30ish minutes out from philly

>tfw drunk and considering sending out messages to all the people in my state
I know it's a bad idea because my own marker is up there, but it is really tempting right now.

>>37529935
Fuck gross. I'd tell you to kill yourself but you'll probably get murdered by a nigger before you have time to prepare.

>>37529944
do it man. What state?

>got the guts to add marker
>only other person nearby is gay and his profile looks like a DTF offer
>only want a meetup
>honestly hoping they'll contact and disuade the opinion i formed

>>37529944
do it pussy, literally no reason not to

>>37529956
It was never my intention to live where I currently am

>>37529876
i dont wanna post contact right now, the dude i ghosted might see my name here and get mad at me :(

maybe later

>>37527666
Was going to post my marker but there is like 4 other trannies so I'm probably not gonna

>>37529967
Not gonna say. I've been waiting for anyone to contact me first and I do not want to make the only people near me get the wrong idea.
>>37529984
I don't want to come off as desperate and I probably can't get to two of these people easily. Doesn't help that I get insanely nervous trying to initiate a conversation with anyone.

>>37530048
>i don't want to come off as desperate
so don't you fag
just say "hey are you a robot" to all of them and go from there

>>37530108
A lot easier said than done, I'm terrible at knowing what to say and when the person and I have almost nothing in common I panic real bad.

>>37530169
That's true friend
Just know most of us are robots here and we get just as nervous when people talk to us as you do when you talk to people

>>37530039
not like they are all bunched up around your area

>>37529690
I don't have name but pin is north sydney

>1 day later
>still no mail

>>37530169
Don't even worry about it. I'm in "y-you too" mode every waking minute.

>>37530201
>>37530884
Maybe I will actually do it tonight, at least maybe messaging one person.

Everyone I measaged has now ghosted me :'^)

>>37530522
I'm assuming you're firzen909. I'll email you in the morning

Tfw I still haven't sucked a dick, not for lack of trying mind you. There's just no one nearby

>>37531600
where you at?
surely this message will be original

>>37531610
Utah, there's one guy near me but I've gotten no response.

Wtf the cops are speeding past my work, hope someone DIED

>>37530640
I got mail from two people and after writing back neither shot me another reply. I took a while to respond since I was nervous but I still got back within 24 hours so it's dumb if they haven't checked their mail. It's been two days now.

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>be only dick sucking degenrate in entire state

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUN TIMES.

>>37531667
If you don't respond back within a few hours, chances are that the throwaway has been thrown away.

>5 anons within a few miles of me
>specifically say that I only want to meet local people in person
>received 4 messages so far from anons halfway across the world
>mfw I have no face

>>37531826
are you an original grill?

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>girl messages me 3 days ago, lives 20 mins away
>say I'll come hang out with her soon, she wants to smoke weed with me
>boring though, and into weebshit music, seems to be clingy but annoyingly so
>tfw I'm ghosting her now just because I'm too autistic to give a shit and don't want to draw it out before she gets bored of me first
Well this was a waste of time. Hope you find some new orbiter Katie.

>make actual marker for me (male)
>1 response in 1 week+(normie recruiting for normie discord)
>make female marker
>5 responses in 2 days
should I have expected something else?
nobody has even contacted me to be friends yet

>tfw live in nyc
>forgot to put myself as green bisexual and now stuck with blue
eh

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>>37527666


all those KC people lol

I just added another

>>37531981
who is she ill take her

>>37532044
>should I have expected something else?
no
they all fell for the bait greentext posts in these threads
>messaged fembot
>date Saturday confirmed

yeah sure

>only girl in my area specifically says she only likes /fit/ guys
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37532316
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398#
>only likes fit guys

Ashlyn KCMO

LOL I saw her too

>>37531851
N-n-no. Why would that make any difference?

>>37532316
>has to be white and /fit/
fuck that bitch

>>37532350
>>37532316
>only likes /fit/ white guys
>is a tranny masquerading as a female. why do you think he specifically mentions that "she" is a chestlet?
dodge this bullet while you still can.

>>37532368
being a chick is guaranteed replies no matter where your marker is on the map. have you seen the ratio of blues to non-blues?

>>37532271
>bait
>already had pins removed through confirmation
>op mentioned at least one more success

Someone contacted me via my pin, and mentioned they are very close. Reality is surreal if not memeing.

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>>37532411
>>37532316
>White/Fit
Lmfao typical self hating Eurasians. Being a hapa is fate worse then death itself. They either end up completely despising white people(like Maria Ozowa) or being completely obssesed.

>>37532441
when I saw her, I thought she was someone I worked with lol, but not the same I guess

everything checked out but the name

>>37532441
This shit. Made a damn test marker thats lesbian asking for female friends only. A day later people not even on this continent were clawing at the door convinced i just needed a good dicking to be made straight.

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>>37532514

thats alot of guys on here lol, I just don't give a fuck about relationships after my shithole of an ex

Single life best life

Here I am in your life, here you are in mine, yes we have the suite life, just look at the time

you and me leaving is a breeze, you and me got it all for free so come on down. fuck outta my lobbyyyyyyy -Mr. Moseby Intensifies-

i tried to email someone and it got kicked back by server spam filter

;_; am no spam...

>that one anon who might have used his actual email and not some throwaway
i'm looking at you jacob in melbourne

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>>37532697
I put my real phone number

>>37532697
That's not my real email fucboi nor is that my real name

Are any of you michigan fellas white

>closest robot is 3 miles away

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>>37532697
I did lol

oh fug :DDD

>>37532806
...not bad

would you like to become a female (male) and suck each other off?

>>37532697
Jecob is my new senpai fuck off nerd.

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tfw you are just trying to find friends but everyone is only looking for a gf

why is no one posting, jesus i thought there were robots here, its robot hours so where are you?

>>37533213
I also look for frans..

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>>37533213
>Tfw everyone is looking for gf but you're looking for bf.

>>37527666
>When your marker is one of the ones all by itself and nobody has contacted you

>>37533213
It's just like reality.

>>37533495
Just pretend to be a woman and rake in the thirsty betas.

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>i'm the only gaybot in the entire UK
feels bad

>only two robots in Poortugal
Waking up another day and not being dead.

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Thread moving too slow don't let it die.

>send email
>check inbox on the hour, every hour for 2 days
>still no response
o-oh okay

>message Southampton girl
>no response
Okay then.

>>37533577
d-depends where you are <3

>not a single female in my entire country

God damn it all to hell.

>tfw only other robot in my country has the email of a highschooler

im looking at you kekosiken1560

>Considers themselves robots
>Wants to go to social events with total strangers

???

Also shoutout to Mississippi

>contacted twice
>reply to them
>neither of them reply back
why? am i being tortured on purpose?

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>>37527666
>Europe female map

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>>37527666
why is there almost no one in france

>>37535099
>he doesn't UrbEx

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>>37532765
I'm white and one of the michigan markers

>>37535182
>surprised that francebots gave up instead of putting down their pins

>>37529038
>someone suicide this chad
what

>>37535182

french people are notoriously shit at english and have their own internet communities

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>>37533213
>only one other person in the entire province
>is just trying to get some tail

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>>37527666
>Someone contacts me via email
>I reply and start a convo

>They don't reply back anymore

>>37535571
Sorry man you're too normie for my tastes.

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>>37534468
here's a more peaceful and original
>tfw ywn climb mountains up above the clouds alone and just enjoy the view

>>37535229
its not that they're bad at english, it's thta culturally the language is very important

>>37536606
I respect France (and Russia) for standing up against the English globalisation. just don't act all rude and ignore me because I don't know French when I come visit for some baguettes and shit

Orgrimmar post bunp

bumpingtonwich

>>37536585
Saved but I like mine better, less peaceful is more interesting you can infer that he's troubled by something mentally and I shows not in his body language but in the background he's in.

>>37533213
I'd be happy to find a friend but it'll never happen since there's literally no one near me.

how are people hiding their emails

>>37527666
Wow, another Sardinian robot

>do a basic pin with minimal information
>some guy near me copies my writing style nearly to 100%
>redo that pin as it obviously doesn't really say anything about me
>the same guy redoes his pin in the same style
What the fuck m8

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>>37527666
>someone literally in my city
>plays tekken
The search continues

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>puts a marker down 3 miles away
>doesn't want to meet and won't mail me back

I'm not trying to flirt and I don't want you to put it in my butt I just want a friend reeeeeeeeeee

there's a girl down my street should i message first or wait

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>reading through thread

Has this become the tinder for robots?

>>37538087
Always message first, the other person might think the same thing and then you will never get to speak.
Also anyone who hasn't put their pin down because there is nobody else in their area should put their pin down first.
I don't know why so many people refuse to take the initiative on an anonymous website and reduce their chances further than they already are.

Hello can someone live in canary islands thank you

>>37538135
thanks, how do i message someone on discord

>>37538128
>tinder
>with no girls

Israeli robots, I sent you a message. so answer

also:
>>37522162
>do you really use this shitty chan?
Yes, I go to it a few times a week.

>>37535212
Which are you? Im in bellevile

>>37538661
>multiple israelis on the board
Stop posting nigger and trap threads you dirty fucking kikes, every day I pray some muzzies glass you

>>37539130
>blaming us
you are the degenerate.

Bump

No female within a 2000km radius of me

>>37539104
I am the one in Mt. Pleasant, the furthest north so far

>>37532233
you can always change it i think

>This is the r9k version of a dating website

Im ok with this

>tfw nobody in uk lives remotely near me

>>37539677
Please stop being a fucking bitch whore, your country is half the pins in all of our Europe.

>both pins nearby just dissapeared before I could write any of them
JUST

>>37539677
Sick meme sick dubs post pin and we'll go down woods n cook some sausages maybe

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I want to talk to the girl from birmingham who studies accounting since I do too but I live on the other side of the ocean

>>37539846
I'm in Paris
wanna meet

First straight girl detected in continental Europe.

>>37527666
why are there so few pins for ireland, come on guys add more.

>>37540043
but there r 2

>The only females on the map are from Anglo countries

Who else here hates Anglo supremacy?

>>37540345
Get cucked
Bloop

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>>37540345
0rigin4l

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>message the only two people within reasonable distance to me
>they're both normalfags
What's the point?

>>37540427
>tfw not even close to one
Anglos can't be robots

>>37540999
Just keep trying.

Normies love to prey on this shit because they think they can outmaneuver real robots. Fuck 'em.

>>37541000
This, they even have their daily normie general here.

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also why are there so many pins in netherlands

>no one in Eugene
>even if there was I wouldn't talk to them
>leaving in one week anyways
Why has it got to be like this?

>No one but me in the biggest population density area in europe

where are the fembots in michigan?

>>37528165
Where do you live m8?

>Newfoundland has one dot
>it's in St. John's
>tfw I'm always the only one in Corner Brook

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c-can kik accounts be doxxed or something?
>asking for a friend of course

>north norway anon is fucking hot
if that is him in the pic

Not a lot of people in NJ
Not surprising I guess

Is the admin here? I'd like a pin deleted.

>>37542868
Mail him using the email in the map fampai he did mine FAST

> no one in my home county or where I go to school
Also why is belgium and netherlands so full of robots? Because english is so common?

>>37542598
kik is for cucks, but how would you get doxxed? using your real name email?

BUMPBUMPBUMPBUMP.-..,olk

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>i'm feeling more alone now
mate um maconheiro na paulada

>>37542977
>implying I have the energy to write an email for something as minor as this

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>2 pins in my area
>plant mine
>they both dissapear
I knew I was cursed.

robots who used catfish red markers, what kind of responses have you gotten and why do you still have them up if theyre fake? just curious

you like the attention, don't you

G L A S G O W

who's up for getting some pints in ?

>>37528734
>nobody has messaged me
>wish people would harass me just so I wouldn't be lonely

>>37532233
Which one are you? I haven't bothered putting my marker down, already being on a half dozen other maps that have yielded nothing.

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>australia is populated entirely by females and gay men

I'm not surprised

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>>37545495
Very bad post.
Very. Bad.

>>37528643
>It's a girl but she isn't much for convo
This can happen?!

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>>37545542
>imblying bisexuals aren't gay
>implying everyone in australia hasn't been bitten by the government's GMO spiders that have gay toxic glitter in their fangs

wew, talk about bluepilled... or should I say roopilled?

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>>37532233
>>37545369
bunch of them look fake and a bunch of them look like normies. so i'd say you're probably not missing out on much.

>one lone marker appears in my city
>it's a straight male normalfag

>>37527666
That one fucker in the far part of canada.

Daily reminder that califags CANNOT be robots.
Go the fuck outside normalshit.

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>>37531770
P-p-post contact?

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>>37545344
>Anon tried to catfish me
>By mailing me first
>Using an email address where he previously ranted about being a girl(male) and how badly everyone treats him and girls
>Won't engage in conversation or ask me anything about myself
>I try to treat him like a normal person not lusting after his fake vagina and he stopped responding within 4 hours

Who the fuck knows mate.

>>37545619
>bitten by the government's GMO spiders that have gay toxic glitter in their fangs

Flamboyant spiderman here. How do I shot web?

Someone please make /trash/ zeemap.

>no-one in my country
fuck off burgers, you don't know real pain

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>>37545619
Very bad post.
Very. Bad. Worse.

>roopilled
I am an evropoor

>>37545725
>Won't engage in conversation or ask me anything about myself
Guess he's officially a real girl then
sike

>>37545679
>goes outside
>there are only stacies and chads

Fuck off

>>37545898
Ours is worse considering a single state or two is often bigger than your whole country.

>>37545898
>thought no-one was on the map in ireland
>had the markers turned off

holy fuck I hope no-one sees my marker.

what's the point of the map?
adding your marker as a guy is pointless because all the blue markers are only looking to hook up with a girl.
all of the girl markers are either bait or from people that want nothing to do with robots.

>>37532316
>>37532441

BTW that's not a girl, its a legit trap/tranny. Talked with him for about a month, but hes just an attention whore. He lies about actually playing steam games and does his best to gain sympathy points for being a trap.

>>37533213
Im looking for a shooting buddy slash other merc to do shit with?
How comfy are you with explosives.

>>37532500

Ashlin isn't his real name

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>>37545925
>boo hoo there 14 straight and 2 bi pins in my state it's soo much worse for us 'cus our area is the same size as your country boo hooo waah

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r9k zeemaps power rankings

>a million robots is a statistic tier
straight male robots

>the prison gay is real tier
male robots only bi for traps/twinks/femmy boys

>arcanine ''''''patrician'''''' taste tier
traps
incognito fembots (existence undetermined)

>a million harassing messages tier
female (female)

>actually faggot tier
gays/bisexuals

>get the fuck off my board tier
normalfaggots and self-professed cyborgs
bored chads/stacies

>>37545995
You don't know that dude

>>37545925
>no language barrier
>can change workplace without major problems between states
Retard.

Hey which one of you faggots lives in BZN

>>37545957
That's who I was talking about in >>37545725. I just assumed he wanted a friend, but bizarre guy.

>>37545998
>hohol
disgusting

>>37545923
>implying you're not just a chadlet
Fuck off normie

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>>37545925
>>37545998
>Waaaah my state is the same size as your country so it's worse for even though you've got 1 pin and we've got a cluster of tonnes of pins
>>37546063
These are examples, I'm a Fin.

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perhaps surprisingly to foreigners, since r9k is not int, it's mostly anglos on this board.

in turn, the zeemaps reflects the people who come to r9k. meaning there will be high representation for anglo countries and US especially, less so for western europe, and drastically less for everyone else. who woulda thought?

how this turns into depression olympics of "no one in my country and none of you burgers have it worse than me i'm so suffering", is anyone's guess

pic unrelated

>>37546165
I was looking for this picture everywhere, thank you anon.

>>37546165
Lonesome Eurobots get triggered about people like
>muhhhh nobody within 10km of me in NY feelsadman robot feels
>tfw no str8 female and im in a sea of blues
because you can still meet and befriend people who are the same sex as you, it's not wrong to have same sex friends, people exclusively looking for sex on a board like this belong in soc

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Are there so many normies here now that we've all forgotten what the definition of a robot even is?

Oh yes, I forgot. Anyone can be a robot.

>robot here, my ex blahblahblah
>not a virgin but i'm still a robot because blahblahblah
>I used to be a robot, but then I met my gf blahblahblahblah

Hey married couple, contact me at 1-800-COME-ON-NOW

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>>37545957
>asks to stay the night at my house before even meeting me
>now tries to shit talk me
Stop being so assblasted because I wouldn't respond to you

>>37545917
There's a green dot next to mine now so i'm not alone I just wished hos email actually worked.
>>37545768
I would also like to know both this and why you aren't on the map?

>fembot says to add her on discord
>the name she gave doesn't work

every time

>>37546671
Ha!
Orgasm

back2the top we go

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>put marker on map
>check emails
>someone has tried to recover your steam account via username
>it's an account from 8 years ago and the username is completely different from the email

What sort of advanced dox is this

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>contacted some anons a few days ago
>put my marker down
>multiple people have added markers near me since then
>not a single fucking email
Fuck this, marker deleted, what a waste of time

>>37548645
haha not a dox man, are you sleepy? I'm sleepy.
You should go to bed.

>>37549153
wait longer, people use throwaway emails for this

who the fuck checks that often? once an anon and I were emailing each other once every 2-3 days lmao

>tfw just want a friend to email
>tfw don't even want bf/gf
>tfw anxious to even put marker

>>37549168
The first time I use that throwaway email in years and there is suddenly activity on a throwaway steam account that hasn't been logged on in years?

It's probably nothing, but I'm still spooked at how it's such an outrageous coincidence.

>>37549355
is the throwaway steam account tied to the throwaway email? they probably just googled it

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>>37549325
drop a throwaway here, just do it!

>live like a 3min walk away from another robot
>too scared to contact or put pin down
tfw

>>37528973
so you're in NYC too huh

>>37549424
The login username of the steam account, the public steam profile and the email are all completely seperate.

But whatever.

>>37527666
OP how do I take my marker down? I'm going to suicide soon anyway so I might as well.

>>37549927
Email the admin in the map

Also why kill yourself? I'm a fucking 32 year old virgin and I'm still going.

>>37549325
Gaybot come unto me

>>37550054
Because I'm in my 20s and I've already given up completely.

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>>37527666
>tfw wanting to meet girls
>tfw too scared to invest time in fatties/uggos

there is even one lonely female in my town. I bet she's a 3/10

>>37550179
>acting like a male roastie
Why are you even on /r9k/?

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>>37550179
>I only came to the map for pussy
Any real robot would be ashamed of himself for this type of shit.

>2 girls near LA area
>all dudes everywhere else
>still too scared to contact anyone

all i want is someone to be miserable with

>>37545369
Im (Delet dis)

>post location and email with no other information other than yourself in a banana suit

Let's see who emails me :^)

Femanon north of Tampa why is your only contact Kik reeeeeeee

I want to try and contact a few girls, but I'm thinking they have already received dozens of messages from guys all over the place and i doubt i would get noticed. I'm not even looking for a hookup or relationship or anything, just someone to talk to who has the same major in school as me or similar hobbies. Should I go ahead and try anyway? I'm not particularly good at writing the first message to someone, maybe I should practice?

>>37550913
You already got a "no" by not asking. It can only turn into a "yes"

>>37542388
Not the guy you're replying too but I'm the dot in St.John's, I'm down to talk if you want.

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>>37551083
thanks anon, that's a good way to look at it. I'm still not sure how to write a good introduction but i'll do it anyway

>>37546076
Sweden looks like a penis.

>>37550083
Sorry, actually asexual. Or bi with low drive.
Actually, also no penis. Really sorry to disappoint

>>37552169
>All these lies just to make the other guy go away.

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>greater miami area only has four(4) people with markers on it
>places like NYC and LA have a metric fuckton of nearby markers

south florida = ultimate turbonormieville CONFIRMED

>>37549537
no be scare, put marker and email, make fran, they are probably scare as well

>>37545344
I kept my two test markers up as an experiment. 2 more days and i tally the scores, emails, and accompanying markers of sad thirsters ruining the map.

>>37546004
>existence undetermined
They exist just nobody ever sees them because it seems like the map is 99.9% thirsters so no actual simply meetups get arrange for folk to find out.

>>37553185
>2 more days and i tally the scores, emails, and accompanying markers of sad thirsters ruining the map

All according to keikaku.

(Keikaku means "plan".)

>>37553652
>>37553185
We're looking at you, Svalbard!

>>37552507
>tfw one of the 4

how about you hecking add me or put a marker down

>>37553847
i'm gonna guess ur the anon by deerfield beach

i'm going to sleep right now but i'll remember to add you tomorrow :]

>>37527666
>there's only 1 gay male

>>37553726
Svalbard is habitable, the pin on the island above russia though.....

>>37527666
Has any robot ever gotten a date out of these maps?

No gays.

>>37554444
I put bi because I didn't want to scare possible friends away. Though most probably assume I'm prison

>>37554992
Does it matter? This isn't a hookup map.

>>37554992
there has been at least 2-3 successful dates past threads

>>37554992
>>37555327
^
few got dates, a bit more got friends

>tfw leaf
>tfw live on an island
>everyone that lives nearby might as well live on the other side of the country because it seems like the same thing as living on the mainland in a city close by

>>37550913
>I don't want a relationship
>I don't want sex
>just someone to talk to who has the same major in school as me or similar hobbies
>BUT they have to have a vagina

>>37556744
Different anon same boat.
Any sort of relationship with guys tends to fall apart because they seem to take it as a personal insult when I don't want to take it to a romantic level.

>>37556772
>>37556744
>just wanna make friends
>normie bluemarkers around me only want to hook up with chicks

it isn't fair. why are there so many failed normies here?

>>37556820
I don't even care if they're normie or not i just want people to talk and relate to but everyone and their mothers are treating this like tinder and the second they find out you aren't DTF they ghost you.

>>37556918
>5
Try being a guy, haha. They don't even reply, let alone ghost me.

>>37527666
Not many bots in Texas. Even though it's 2nd largest by pupulation.

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tfw when no-one on the gold coast....

>>37557713
there are certainly a few anons on the gold coast

BERLINERS CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE A PIN I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO FUCKING LONG I WANT A BERLINER ROBOT REEEEER

>>37557921
>he wants berliner robot rear
>now scurrd to post pin or be gayboi hunted trying to convert me like the mussies

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>>37527666
Thanks for cooperating OP
we knew we can count on you

>looks at map

that's a fucking sausage fest if I ever saw one.

>>37558147
Fembots don't want to post because robots will just bombard them with unwanted hit-ons and dick pics.
If it was a legit meet-up and not hook-up map like the shit on /soc/ then you'd see the whole map light up.

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>>37558166
>Fembots don't want to post
>implying it's a bad thing

>>37558208
>implying the one thing robots keep bitching they want is a bad thing
Theres a reason the second a female pin drops they get bombarded by everybody but the second a gaybot puts one down they're just left to rot.

>>37558166
>>37558208
>>37558307
>r9k= notorious for being the "lonely" board

Seriously, what's the point of this map then? I suppose at the end of the day the men will eventually settle on a friend, but you see the daily post content, might as well make it a hookup map.

>>37558415
If its just going to be a hookup map just use /soc/'s hookup map its actually populated by chicks who want fucking otherwise why even make this map.

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KYS DATAMINING SUBHUMAN FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU GET BONE CANCER REMINDER TOSHIFT CLICK THE THREAD AND SAGE

>>37558166
catfish anon(s) should out the spergs and unsolicited dick pickers so we can all laugh at them and they can learn to not be so retarded.

if youre part of the r9k who still wants fembot gf (for whatever reasons) and is doing that, you're actively working against yourself

>>37558512
Some anon made 2 pins, is taking notes of spergers/their pins/their info, and will be posting a list for OP, or anyone really, to do with as he pleases after tomorrow.

>>37558668
yeah, thats who i was referring to with 'catfish anon(s)'

some of the markers seem a little obvious but who knows.

>contact women
>ignore you because countless men are hitting on them
>contact men
>ignore you because they're busy hitting on women
hm

>>37559424
Wouldn't be an issue if spergers weren't spamming the 20 something females that joined the map with "ayy bb wan sum fuc?"

Bump

Wheres all the European women at

>>37528769
that background looks shopped


why did i even bother pointing this out

>>37560246
Your face looks shooped!
its actually real.

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Any 25+ year olds want to be my friend? Pls respond.

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>>37539955

Dude from Birmingham here.

Go for it my guy, she's nice.

>>37561581
I'll be your friend.
Discord: melkor_morgoth#9960