Reminder that you CANNOT be a robot if smoking weed doesn't

>>37541347
you are not a robot if you can get weed.

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>tfw used to love weed
>tfw can't smoke anymore because i keep having panic attacks
I'm pretty sure it fucks with my heart and my body has to produce adrenaline to keep me alive. Even when I do my best not to let the panic get to me, my heart still feels all fucked up. Similar shit happened with LSD. I puke every single time I do hallucinogens. I think I'm actually allergic to this kind of stuff.

Drugs are the only thing that give life meaning and I can't do any of the good ones. I'm stuck with normie shit like alcohol and cigarettes, while normalfags get to do whatever drug they want and completely waste hallucinogenic experiences on stupid bullshit like dancing/music/sex. Shit fucking blows.

>>37541432
OP here, there's truth to this. I only did it once. Never again.

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smoking weed is a literal nightmare simulator for me now
>existential dread
>paranoia
>feeling like everybody I interact with hates me or thinks I'm crazy
>fear of being touched
>sometimes feel like nothing is real
>extremely insecure about everything I do or say
>overthinking
>intrusive thoughts and feeling hostile towards everybody
wew lads. I remember when I was a kid I used to enjoy weed. it was fun. now I feel like a schizo when I'm high. every time I try again, I get so anxious I have to get drunk.
I'll stick to the good ole uppers and mostly downers. should not fuck with psychedelics

>>37541347
Depends on my mindset when I'm smoking. A lot of times it does especially with other people around, and like 50% when alone. The other 50% I get alpha and feel great. Also when I smoke with my best bud i usually have fun.

I still do it despite the anxiety cause food and fapping is better.

>>37541559
Hey, thats what I feel like sober

>>37541579
that's how I feel most of the time too, but weed amplifies it to the point of it being unbearable and going into literal panic mode.
these thoughts are somewhat constant, but much more silent and I can ignore them. my depression makes me numb to them too.
but when I smoke I become hyper-aware of everything I tried to drown out. not a good feel desu.

>>37541347
What if you already have severe anxiety to begin with?

>>37541579
yeah came here to say this

>>37541432
This.
Where the hell would a loner like me find someone who'd sell something illegal.

>>37541432
This.

It requires talking to too many (black) people and going into some sketchy situations. Robots cant handle it unless they can get over their autism, which would make them not robots.

>>37541559
My experience went beyond that.

>Unable to speak, was silent from when the weed hit me to when I fell asleep
>Paranoid delusions, would see rustling in a bush and automatically assume it was being caused by giant bugs that would eat me if I feel in
>Got a pebble in my shoe and spent the rest of the night worrying that it had become embedded in my foot and was traveling through my bloodstream

>>37541735
I did it with a couple friends from high school a year after graduating. That was like the second time they ever invited me to hang out with them. It would have been fun if not for the seven-pointed Jew.

>>37541432
My older brother gets me weed
I barely talk to him too

>>37541785
>My experience went beyond that.
nah, you have no idea. that shit happens to you when you are a first timer. thinking you have a heart attack, monsters are gonna kill you etc. I was a frequent smoker and learned to deal with that. I could differentiate between real and irrational thoughts.
now I feel like I'm tearing my mind apart if I get high. like I'm literally becoming a schizo.

>>37541785
I more meant going and buying weed, not smoking it.

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>>37541559
>paranoia
>feeling like everybody I interact with hates me or thinks I'm crazy
>fear of being touched
>extremely insecure about everything I do or say
>overthinking

Goddamn anon I relate hard to those points in particular. I used to smoke weed every single day for like 3 years and always had the best time. Weed was pretty much my favorite thing on the planet. Now it pretty much destroys my mind. Weird.

Actually smoked the other night cause I was bored as hell and thought maybe I could handle it. Nope. Ended up getting extremely anxious and wouldn't you know it my ex hit me up to come over and fuck right after I smoked. So I end up driving over there but am too paranoid to make decent conversation, be sexually aggressive, or even get my dick hard. It ended up being a really awkward night and she hasn't really spoke to me since. I fucked up lads.

I'm having a fucking weed panic attack right now man, anyone wanna chat, get my mind off it

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>>37541347
>tfw weed makes me happy, outgoing and empathetic
>tfw I can relate to some of the posts here

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>>37541559
>>37542988
Absolutely fucking this. The horrible nightmare-tier intense anxiety from weed is one of the many times I truly realized I was a robot.

If you have a proper brain chemistry (i.e. are a normie) then weed feels great to you, very relaxing and euphoric.

If you have a severely damaged brain chemistry (i.e. robots) then weed feels like pure suffering to you, very panic-attack inducing and dysphoric.

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>>37541347
It stops me from having muscle spasms. Have PTSD and cures that shit, same with LSD Ive noticed.

Psychedelics are the red pill and the mind numbing drugs the psychiatrists give you is the blue pill.

>>37541721
You just go where the blacks live; its literally that easy. Only downside is they will arrest you for being white there cause they know the only reason to be in an all black area is for drugs.

My tolerance is so high from smoking everyday

I need to take a break

Holy shit I can relate so much. Every time I smoke I feel like I'm trapped in my own mind. No euphoria, no relaxation, just pure pain and terror. My inner monologue sounds like an insane person screaming at me after I smoke a bunch. For the longest time I thought something was seriously wrong with me. I guess that's what I get from constantly hanging out with normies

>>37542988
Its cause you have no tolerance. When I have no tolerance I can't even stay awake. If you try it the next day it will be 50% as bad at worst! Then do it the third day in a row and I guarantee its just like it use to be. Its just when no tolerance its totally overwhelming and people get scared of it. Yeah with no tolerance weed will rape your mind.

>>37541432
>>37541721
>>37541735
>>37541824
>>37543181
>what is tor
>how do i grow weed myself?

Are all of you really this fucking retarded?

>>37543152
Also this
I got to try Ayahuasca last year and I felt better than i have in years for a couple months.

Except I kinda like the shit I get from psychiatrists. Obviously I dont take it all at once, but a few xans on the weekend is really relaxing desu.
@Everyone who has trouble with extreme paranoia

Smoke less. The same shit happens to me, but only when I have like 3 edibles at once. The key to enjoying it is lower doses.

>>37541347
What if I LIKE the anxiety?

Not even kidding. I'll load up on energy drinks and try to get the most paranoia-inducing sativas just because I enjoy the anxiety. That first 45 minutes where you feel like you're gonna die are the best.

Then I'll throw on some paranoid radio/youtube videos, psych myself out on purpose, and maybe play horror games. Love it.

>>37543280
Grow weed yourself? You will get decades in prison here in Texas. If you had a 4.1 gram brownie here in Texas you get 5-99 years in prison!

>>37541347
>>37541347

I work for a dispensary in California so I can say with professional certainty that you are in fact wrong. Every strain has a set effect on your body that are documented and listed on Leafly.com, simply search the strain you are interested in and see if it lists anxiety or paranoia etc. as a negative effect.

Here is the listing for the Martian Candy in smoking, quite nice.
https://www.leafly.com/hybrid/martian-candy

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Whenever i smoke weed i get the urge to watch shemale porn and hook up with one. It also makes my paranoid to a point that i stopped smoking weed a few months ago. I still watch shemale porn to this day, it probably means something.

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>>37541347
>smoke occassionally in hs
>nothing serious just blunts few times a year
>visited my neighbour one evening when he was smoking from bong
>got fucked so much I almost passed out
>got paranoid and scared as hell
>felt anxious for week afterwards

>>37543333
Sick quads.
1 - Dont get caught. Just a few plants in your closet. Authorities don't really care about people who grow for personal use, they wanna catch the people who grow weed, sell it, and use the profits to fund criminal activities. There's always the chance you'll just have a dick cop/neighbor who calls the cops and complains about a "smell" so

2 - Get medical. It'll be legal medically everywhere in a couple years. That'll be easy enough


>>37543316
This also. I usually play spooky vidya when im high. The adrenaline rush is nice.


>>37543365
>implying you didn't watch shemale porn before
You sound like a faggot lol

For anyone that suffers from anxiety, and believes that weed will only enhance it, please take a moment to read this article on the strains that COUNTERACT anxiety.

https://www.leafly.com/news/strains-products/what-are-the-best-cannabis-strains-for-anxiety

I work at a medical dispensary in California so if anyone has questions about marijuana or smoking in general feel free to ask me.

>>37543333
Checked

>>37541347
I do it anyway hihihihi

>>37543316
i guess this could be some adrenaline related rush, doesnt sound too crazy, just the right amount.

quit toking fellow robots
it's not there to help you
wasted 3 months of my life doing nothing
lost lots of money and completely regret it now

I don't get anxiety, I just lose my ability to function. Something about the way I perceive and remember things is directly controlled by whatever weed fucks with.

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>>37543406
No, i am not a faggot, Anon. And yes, i did watch shemale porn before i began smoking weed, but that does not make me gay as i do not like men at all.

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>>37543564
>No, i am not a faggot, Anon
> i did watch shemale porn

ok bub

>>37543024
The worst thing that can happen to you in a panic attack is you'll pass out and wake up in a bit. And that happens rarely. It's all in your head anon. Control your breathing, navy seal style. In for 4 through the nose, out for 4 through the mouth. Do this for 4 minutes. It calms seals before battle etc, it'll work for you.

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>>37543583
Being gay is when you are into men, i am not into men at all. That is a huge difference, hun.

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>>37543653
>I like the cock
>but thats not gay anon

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>>37543678
I see it differently, Anon. I see them as hybrid women with a penis. The penis part is the thing i am not really interested in, it is much more complicated than that.

>>37543758
I see it differently, Anon. I see you as a hybrid faggot that likes cock.

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>>37543782
Well, you clearly have a problem with seeing correctly, Anon. I would urge you to buy a pair of glasses to help you see better.

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>weed
>anxiety

You're a fucking normie if you smoke weed at all

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>>37543822
Well, you clearly have a problem with insatiable cocklust, Faggot. I would urge you to find a dildo and go fuck yourself.

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>>37541347
weed only amplifies your current mood
if youre depressed, weed won't help it
if you're in good mood, weed will improve it

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>>37543869
Anon, you have no idea what you are typing about, a dildo is for women. What the hell am i supposed to do with a dildo as i do not have a vagina?

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>>37541347
>>37541432
>tumblr snowflakes trying to race to the bottom to see who is the biggest victim, I mean, "robot".

Weed is legal in several places

Even if it's not, it's extremely commonplace with LARPers and MtG types as well as other cliques full of people on the spectrum like metalheads and animefags.

Finally you can buy weed from the internet using memecoins, as a third option, for all the STEM fags.

Anxiety from weed only happens if you're smoking it at the wrong place and at the wrong time. Which is bound to happen if you smoke it everywhere all the time.

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>>37543938
I dunno
How do those women with penises use their dildos, faggot?

>>37543959
The one time I smoked weed I didn't know what to expect but assumed it would be at least mildly pleasurable. Even drinking is better.

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>>37543988
You tell me, Anon, it seems that you are the expert here, judging by the fact that you seem to be obsessed with using the word faggot.

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>>37541432
You do realize some robots live in legal states right?

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>>37544074
whatever you say faggiolli


>>37543959
Seconding this.
Almost everyone from /tg/ I met was a complete stoner.

I never smoke in social situations, to much anxiety and all that good stuff. I only smoke when I am doing sports alone.

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Basically and undeniably >>37541432

>>37544022
>The one time

It's entirely possible that you didn't get high at all.

I didn't get high until my second time smoking weed.


Also being drunk and being high are allmost complete opposites.

Being drunk is a physical thing. You lose your motor skills and you're physically numb. It also makes you not care about your surroundings or what people think of you. You're loud as shit and you'll piss in a trash can by the side of the street.

When you're high it's almost all mental. Everything is funny and your senses are enhanced, food is tastier and music sounds better, etc. You're not exactly numb but it is numbing in its own way. You don't have any loss of motor skills like you would when drunk. You're also much more aware of yourself and your surroundings, which can turn into a nightmare for some people. You can become too paranoid to take a piss in a public washroom, let alone piss on a street corner like you would when drunk.


But I feel like that paranoia almost entirely stems from the fact that weed is illegal. Was illegal here.

>>37541675
Then dont do it. Coming from a robot who did that.

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>>37544107
that pic really makes me think.

I'm a canacuck and it'll be legal in the whole country by next year. We'll be allowed to have up to 30 grams on our person and I think something like up to 3 plants that we can grow at home per person.

>>37541347
Cannabis has a lot of different strains and effects for different people.

>>37543528
>wasted 3 months of my life doing nothing
I've wasted my entire life doing nothing


Anyways when I smoked I was paranoic as shit, couldn't hear what people where speaking to me but could perfectly hear any conversation in the background

Also my head hurt, especially when the effects of weed were wearing off. It felt so heavy and full, like I was carrying bricks inside and they were pushing my skull. I wanted to die even more than I usually do

>>37543892
Even when I am happy, I destroys my mood.

I smoked for years and it ruined my life. I was living in blissful ignorance of how much of a robot I am before smoking weed. Then the smoke cleared. I am a absolute social train wreak, and now I am stock full of anxiety and depression that was not there before I started smoking. The social anxieties that I started to get where from observations of myself I made on weed. On top of that I noticed just how stupid and weird small talk is, completely turning me off from most social interactions, I just get extremely critical of people and way to aware of the weirdness of this world and others. I still smoke, but now only when I am alone skiing or biking.

>>37543471
How much do you make?

I love weed but don't know shit could I move to LA and get a job in the industry? Which job would you recommend?

Or should I move there and go to one of those weed colleges? Would that help with a job?

Fucking hate it here in Houston got locked up 3 times for weed 45 days every time. They just decriminalized 4oz which Im still having trouble processing.

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>>37543528
Literally the sacrament in my religion.

How bout you go fuck yourself; wish I could smack you.

>>37543065
What does it mean if weed does absolutely nothing for you? I've tried both smoking and edibles multiple times and I don't feel high or anything from it. It doesn't seem to have any effect on me. At least alcohol makes me lose my balance and motor skills.

>>37544629
You aren't doing enough.

Weed calms you down and makes you think in all kinds of new ways. Shit works you probably are on some prescribed shit stronger than weed so it doesn't effect you. Weed just kind of calms you and makes you ok with existing and shit like xanax you live in a black out.

Smoking gives me a feeling of anxiety in my chest

>i do it anyways

>>37541347
The only time I smoked weed, I got really sleepy and didn't feel paranoid like I usually do when sober. Am I a filthy normie?

>>37545343
Thats what its suppose to do. Theres hundreds of strains and they all produce different effects. Its not alcohol like some assume its all different.

Reminder that you CANNOT be a robot if substance abuse isn't the only thing that makes you continue to enjoy life.