The gf general

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>>37546453
>tfw no french gf to eat baguettes with

>>37546453
I feel that spoiler was aimed specifically at me.

t. fat guy

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>>37546453
New gf, fresh off the beaches

>>37546520
You're smart. Yes, it's directed at you. I specifically made this thread to despise your existence.

>>37546531

>qt Brazilian gf
>do you wish I had a dick?

I don't understand

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Two of these threads? Why not.

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>>37546669
>You're smart.

brb adding that to my resume

>>37546701
Brazilian trannies joke I think

>>37546531
>tfw too far south in the country to have a brasillian gf

well, at least I don't have to deal with favelas that much

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>tfw goth is pretty much dead

>>37546453
template pl0x

>>37546720
>look at this doggo
>doggo
cancer

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>>37546453
These are my gfs.
DO you like are you jelly mr?

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how do i get a loli gf without going to jail?

>>37546453
Does anyone have a "kind-hearted girlfriend"?

I saw one a few weeks ago and it made me feel really good -- wish I had clipped it.

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>>37546873
No, but your mommy should fill that hole in your heart

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Only one I have chance with

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Devilish gf coming through.
Oh so 666

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More oc
not actually mine

>>37546453
I never knew how much I wanted this. I also loved playing with Legos when they weren't prohibitively expensive.

>>37546453
i need templates reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37548821
Then it's not OC then you moron

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>>37549176
It's my friend's OC, but he's asleep right now.

>>37549234
>sheep
>it's a goat
BAAAH!

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>>37549289
No, it's a sheep.

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>>37549306
No, it's a goat!

>>37549234
That doesn't change the fact that it isn't OC since you posted it.

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>>37549354
>sheep can't be brown


>>37549360
>OC
>original creation
>it's original
>it's a creation

>>37549398
If that's the case then the Empire State building is my OC, by your definition.

>>37549486
No, the empire state is an oc, but not your oc.

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>>37546453
>>37549160
Here's the template

(original oregano comment)

>>37549398
I'm calling this a draw.
If you wanted to portray a sheep, I suggest making it fluffier.

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>>37549532
I didn't make it, but i agree, it should be fluffier and have a light hue of gray

>>37549518
but it's my oc, you even said so yourself.

>>37549578
Can you quote where I said that?

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>>37546828
ammosexuality is truely the most enlightened sexuality for robots

>>37549605
Yeah, it's where you said it was OC. That's what OC is by your definition.

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>>37549701
OC is just an original creation. It belongs, however, to whoever made it.

>>37549157
They were always prohibitively expensive. Your family just cares about you, anon.

>>37549719
So it's not oc when you claimed it. By your own words.

>>37549759
I never claimed it, I even said it wasn't mine.

>>37549786
OC = my work

Not your work = no OC.

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has anyone heard from her?
she replied once... i want to believe.

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>>37549234

>I actually am from Adelaide

2real4me

>>37546828
pure sex
orengalio

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>>37549804
OC = Original Creation

OC doesn't mean it's mine or yours.
>>37549832
Is it some kind of banter?

>>37549719
Thats basically a nightmare scenario within a nightmare scenario

>>37546859
how loli?

>>37549846
If you say "This is OC" it's implied that it's your work. If you say It's OC but It's not mine then it makes no sense.

It's the equivalent of saying "This tree that I grew all by my self was grown by my father". Makes no sense.

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I have nothing to say except that I will never find her

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I'm in love with a fictional girl I've dreamed up

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>>37549919
I don't think that calling something OC implies it was made by me.

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>>37546776
>someone else already posting my OC
>they post a wrong opinion alongside it

I knew you fools couldn't be trusted

>>37549955
>tfw I'm in love with that gf too

It sounds so nice, it hurts inside

>>37549964
100% it's implied when you say that.

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>>37550001
No, no and no.
No. I don't think so.

>>37549829
>tfw no mtg gf

>>37549719
>ywn have a mandated repopulation gf who doesn't really like you but also has low self esteem and thinks you deserve better and you two have to have sex every night despite not being in the mood some times and you end up having a close friends relationship that evolves into fraternal love/companionship

song for this particular feel?

>>37550024
It doesn't matter what you think as an individual. The general consensus is OC is your own work.

>>37550217
It's not mine, it's my friend's. How dense are you?

>>37550234
The phrase OC means it's your own work, it's not your own work therefor it's not OC.

>>37550234
We know it's not yours you fucking autistic fuck, stop ruining the thread.

>>37550264
But it's not mine, it was in spoilers "not mine", like not mine, so it makes it not mine because I said so.

>>37550292
If it's not yours, then it's not OC.
How difficult is that to understand?

>>37550326
OC stands for original content. If it's original, regardless of whether you made it or not it's OC.

>>37550217
If an anon delivers pics of his naked sister which she made on her phone it still counts as OC.

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>swiss
>pure
>beautiful
>no kids
>sweetheart
>aryan
shes perfect

>>37550292
It doesn't matter because it's not OC you dunce. If you didn't make it then it's not OC. You're the only one arguing this.

>>37549829
>sounds comfy and cute af
too bad she doesn't exist

>>37550372
but anon shes a worthless whore after she took that black cock and also loving it

>>37550350
No it doesn't, it just counts as "naked pictures of my sister."
This situation is more like finding a book and calling it your own creation.
This is a drawing, where you had no part in creating it, therefore you can't call it OC.
You could have said, "My friend made this, look at it," or some other variation.

>>37550565
pls stop I just want mommy Mercy

>>37550339
Yeah, Original.
It stopped being original after it's been posted the first time from someone other than the creator.
It's no longer original.

Plenty to work with with this one

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is what i meant to post

>>37550631
If his friend made it, didn't post it and gave it to only him it's still original.

>>37550777
Don't use the term "OC" next time, even if you state that it isn't yours.
Just say that your friend made it, OC implies that you made it, don't fuck with the definition of things.

>>37550810
Sorry, but that post is someone's OC, and not by the person you were arguing with before. I don't think he was implying that my other posts were his own OC!

>>37550828
I'm not the person that was arguing earlier either.
We have so much in common, maybe we should be dating.

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>>37550857
Wanna add me on discord? I could be any gf you like.

>>37550864
I don't have a discord and I wasn't being completely serious.
Even if I was I would probably lie since I have no confidence in myself.

What the fuck is going on here who the fuck k are these turds

>>37549234
>tfw someone posted my sheep
Nice! I actually do make furry porn and I did make some porn of the sheep/goat.

>>37550931
Post link to your goat porn.

>>37550882
Don't be like that anon, I bet you're a nice person when not arguing over the internet.

>>37550960
I guess I am, I try to be helpful.
I'm mostly emotionless, you'd get bored of me.
And I legitimately don't have a discord.

>>37550978
Kik? Snapchat? WhatsApp? Skype? Steam? Email? Phone number? Address? Facebook? Orkut? Myspace? Tinder? Google Plus?

>>37551007
I'm not really into social media, but if you really want to contact me I could make a throwaway account.
What state do you live in?

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>>37550960
http://echoseed.tumblr.com/

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>>37551047
Nice, but your sheep look too much like goat.
I'm going to fap to it anyway, thanks

>>37551030
>implying I'm american

>>37551091
I don't know whether to be disappointed or relieved.
I wasn't looking for a relationship, so I guess neither.

>>37551091
It is a goat, but I'm just too used to calling it sheep.

>>37551211
I fucking knew it was a goat.
I won that earlier argument, it wasn't a draw.

>>37550175
Here take this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irHs_YfTLoc

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would you love me more if I was cis? ;-;

bad feel

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tap tap tap tap

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applications open

origianli

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tfw no tranny bf/gf??

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I'm gonna keep reposting this until these threads die

>>37551487
>genteel
That's wrong you fucking moron. It's spelt 'gentle'.

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Dissatisfied with life, will be alone forever

>>37551091
Hey, can you be any gf I want too?

>>37551487
Your ideal boy(?)friend is a lol randumb xD butch lesbian who dresses like a man from the 1950s.

>>37551925
It's not someone's ideal boyfriend, it's some retarded fag posting himself over and over

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Damnit I can't think of anything to say.
orginally saying.

But, here is something I made.

>>37549234
>New Zealand

Fucking kek

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>>37551781
no underage allowed, thanks

>>37551925
t. diaper gf poster

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I don't want this thread to die.

I got a few more to post.

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Maybe a gf that's not for everyone.
At least she doesn't have a dick.

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>>37546531

UMA DELICIA.

originaio

>>37546899
>tfw no mommy dom gf

why live?

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Shaolin Spear GF has nothing to fear!

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No gf to cuddle the cramps out of.

Nothing gross or lewd tho.

>>37551965
No this is just a retard posting the ideal boyfriend, who is too perfect too exist in this reality

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>>37552262
Okay chinkaboo

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>>37551370
reminds me of my ex who eventually threatened to kill herself if i ever left her, then she threatened to kill me as well

still miss her

AUTISM

seriously you guys are some day going to realise you need to deal with your mental issues and wasting 1 hour making shitty meme images no one finds funny is your biggest source of timewasting

>>37546453
>More oc
>not actually mine
Can confirm is true

>>37546776
Literally had this and fucked it all up cause im anxious faggot i regret that decision everyday of my life

>>37552477
>he tells people what to do on a Jamaican dance forum
>he thinks it takes an hour to slap some words on a template
>he thinks he is the master of his mental issues
>he posts here

Well guys this is my Ideal Boyfriend post.
What do you think of him? Ain't he dreeeeaaaaaaaammmmmyyyyyyyyyy? ;);););););););););););););););););)))));;;;;;))))))););)));)

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>>37552291
this is me rn :^(


origin

>>37552611
Mmmmm he's pretty hot anon. Can I steal him from you oh god im so erect right now

template where
oregano

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Here's version 2 for you all.

>>37550339
When you say OC or "This is my OC" you're implying it's yours, because if not it's not original then. It's just content that was posted and saved by others
Not a very hard concept

>>37552291
Most girls who have bad cramps just get extra pissy. They aren't nice

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today i truly will remind them

>>37552746
i'd cuddle you if I could.
just please don't be bitchy :\

>>37551465
sorry dude. i'm straight and ugly.

>>37551840
same. almost exactly. i even know a girl mostly like that, but she's way too far out of my league. kind person though.

>>37551465
>one time I see an ideal scientist meme
this is my time to shine-
>bf
dammit

>>37553153
How exactly were you going to shine, you tard?

>>37552954
And how many girls have you been that close to other than your mom, anon?

>>37553153
no, i am a male, i made it because it represents who i am

>>37549829
hnnng i want to hold hands with this qt

Does anyone have the Piety one?

>>37551370

>I wish I had a vagina so you could fuck me like a real girl

That sentence gives me a strange feel of arousal and heartfelt sympathy. Pretty intense, yo.

>>37552960
>tfw leaf
>tfw no leaf gf

Fucking kill myself to be honest

>>37553650

I mean, you're in the best place to make it happen, lad.

>>37546460
Anon, veux-tu sortir avec moi? Je ne suis pas specialement belle ni interessante, mais au moins je suis francaise hehe

Your dream will never come true pal

>>37550049
A lot of girls like MTG, Anon. They just don't flaunt it publicly or go to events because there's not many girls present. Of course, it's a self repeating cycle.

>>37546720
if I met you IRL I'd crack your skull with a rock

>>37551370
Need to add ">kills himself after 30"

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I'd like pic related, but more intellectual.

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>>37546531
HUE HUE HUE HUE UMA DELICIAAAA

>>37556088
is it good tho ?

>>37547685
So... every average woman who is with a Chad?

>>37552837
this gave me strange and uncomfortable feels

>>37549829
young and in the way reeeee normie metal

>>37556088

Monkey see, monkey stew.

>>37551417
yfw no cute blind gf.
I would care as good as i can for her

>>37550565
Mercy did not do that and would never do that

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cant post a text less post

>>37551417
>Implying chad wouldn't steal her immediately
I'm just pessimistic for this shit, sorry anon.

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>tfw no cia gf to be in charge here

>>37556701
Hggggnnnnn !!
League is fucking cancer, get on Dota or admit you are tryharding a game for casuls

>>37549964
>I don't think that calling something OC implies it was made by me.

Well, by that logic, every single thing that has ever been posted on 4chan is, by definition, OC.

I mean, you could define "OC" that way, but what's the point? Under that interpretation, the words "OC" and "post" are synonyms. Why have two different words for the same concept?

Might it not be better, instead, to define "OC" in a more useful way?

>>37557294
Why not use a word that's not OC, instead of giving it more meaning when there is none other?

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Original Comment tbqh.

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>>37553467
this piety one?

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Brown gf vs White gf comparison

does anyone have the lovecraftian gf?

>>37557321
> Why not use a word that's not OC

Or how about continuing to use the word "OC", with the understanding that 99% of all people know that it refers to the very first time ever that something has been posted -- and who also implicitly understand that "OC" becomes useless if merely used as a synonym for "post", and, hence, won't interpret it that way -- acknowledging, of course, that the remaining 1% of people will wallow in confusion because there's really nothing anyone can do about the fact that 1% of all people are perpetually confused anyway?

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my favorite gf of all

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this is all i want in life
+she's racist

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tfw no insecure clingy obsessive possessive jealous yandere gf

>>37546823
>cancer
>>>reddit

>>37549234
>implying this matters in a fictional world

>>37549955
>Kantian ethics
Entry level as fuck

>>37546531
>tfw I missed a life at this
Feels bad man. I'm sorry.

>>37550372
She's also a psychopath

>>37549829
sounds perfect

oregano comments

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Any ideas for a taller gf ?

>ORIGINAL

>>37559029
me too bro, me too
hue qts loves gringos

>>37551484
What the fuck is that monster, i honestly can't tell

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>>37546531
>Abada
>futebol
>Samba
>Forro

Puta que pariu.
Voces precisam parar de botar favelada no pedestal.

>>37559029
>wanting a complete extrovert

>>37559485
Maybe you should go out, rich girls love this crap. And some other references are common stereotypes.

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>>37559612
>Maybe you should go out
Opinion discarded.
Stupid normie gringo.

>>37557906
>Never experienced mental health problems
>likes serial killers

>>37559485
Faveladas are people too

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>>37556701
i wish i had a gf motivating me to do this.

im trying to get better at dota but i fail to find reasons to do even that.
why is it so hard to do something for myself when nobody else cares

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>you will never find jessica in the zombie apocalypse
>you will never protect her even as she loses everyone else close to her
>you will never fight through the rainy streets of roanoke, killing zombies along the way
>you will never stumble into a small abandoned apartment over looking the street
>you will never hold her as she cries and cries
>you will never help care for her sprained ankle and nurse her back to health
>you will never eat canned food with her by candlelight as the zombies wander about on the street
>you will never lay on the couch with her, one eye open in case of intruders
>you will never feel her back arch as she curls against you, nestled in your arms for protection
>you will never go with her to Biotec where she thinks there might be a vaccine from her internship there years ago
>you will never put an axe through the neck of the zombie about to grab her
>you will never see her in a gas mask as you descend in the basement, your eyes meeting in a silent promise to protect each other no matter what
>you will never get the cure from the cold storage room
>you will never run with her to the roof where the helicopter is waiting
>you will never gun down dozens of zombies to clear a path for her, before leading the rest away so she can make it
>you will never meet her eyes one last time as you pull the pins on two grenades, blowing yourself and dozens of zombies to pieces

Why even live.......

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>>37559761
>Faveladas are people.

Only to retarded gringos that never had to deal with them.

>>37559804
as novinha pira nos gringos

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>>37556701
>moba
>requiring skill

>>37549932
i had a gf like that

>>37559656
Mas eu sou brasileiro, voce acha que um gringo saberia tantas palavras em portugues para fazer a imagem desse jeito? Volta pra sua caatinga.

>>37546720
This guy is a fucking faggot

>>37549719
Gee no wonder the government mandated GF sucks. COMMIES GET OUT!

>>37549932
FUCKIGN HALO, REEEEECH

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>tfw no kind of gf at all

>>37560349
Rather have no gf than this wtf

>>37559799
ngl i cried a little while reading this anon

>>37560173
>Says the macaquito defender of favelas.

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>>37560373
ANY
KIND
OF
GF

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>>37546531
Sorry anons, but this version is closer to what actual Brazillian girls are like, being honest.

>>37560308
I agree anon, Reach was the best one for multiplayer

>>37559804
Who has to deal with favela monkeys to know that they are subhumans?
Reading about all the shit that happens in those places (like necklacing) makes me wish I could firebomb those shitholes.

>>37554849
how do i find them, anon?

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only the best

t. soldier

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>>37546720
literally me except
>look like a fat myspace faggot and shave
>replace shitty psychedelic rock with psytrance or edgy rap


>>37546453
I made one but I'm not gonna post it because you disgusting normies are gonna end up uploading it to knowyourmeme or your godawful facebook page.
suck my fat cock

>>37557944
>Marathon LotR

I wouldnt want a girlfriend with shit taste like this
Tolkien is a hack that had to copy his lore from a bunch of dead swedes.

Now a girl who'd marathon Star Wars, that's the girl you wanna take home, anon.

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>>37560426
I wish she was real. I finally found a girl on steam who would play as jessica with me because when guys played as her I would get really annoyed because I liked to pretend I was really protecting her. Then I finally got sick of it and told one of them to get the fuck out of the game after he got Jessica killed, and they asked why and I told them about my love for Jessica and how I am 26 and never even kissed a girl and just want to protect her and keep her alive, and after I finished they laughed at me which ended with me having to quit the server after throwing a grenade at them in anger.

>>37562038

Yeah like we haven't heard the 'young boy must go on a quest of self discovery and turn himself into a badass space ninja' fucking trope ten thousand times from other sources. Fuck your double standards nigga. A gal who'd marathon both without sleeping is the true prize.

>>37557399
Hey thanks, man. didgerido

>>37562436
But Lord of the Rings is so fucking awful. I fell asleep halfway through the first, lmao.

At least there weren't young space ninja movies back in like 1200, where Tolkien "sourced" his bullshit universe from.

>>37560973
This is more like it.
Just add a bit of a femdom and making fun of your little dick and it's 100% BR girl.

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>>37562502
>reddit spacing
>lmao
You need to go back.

>>37562564
What the fuck is "reddit spacing" even?

>>37552362
Die normal fag

Origami salami

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soothing

Has anything ever come out of these threads?

>>37546720

Is this Tomska?

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>>37548050
>We need to shop at Walmart.

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>>37546453
>tfw no russian weirdo outsider gf who mires my gains

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>>37563650
How the hell did you fuck up twice

>>37563690
I'm very drunk

>>37546828
im jelly as fuck GIVE ME MY GUNS RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37552152
You want a fucking homeless gf?

>>37557323
Tfw not white enough to for natsoc gf

>>37546453
>Don't post a meme about you, nobody cares about what you are like.
Nobody cares about your gf either, everyone only cares about their own. Good thread OP!