Hug your family

fuck off and kys thx

>>37489520
Fuck off with your discord shit

How's everyone doing today? I hugged my little sister and she called me gay. I'm sensing a theme.

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Bumping
What's up with no one posting in the thread?

My dad caught on to the fact I'm not doing too well and took me out to the city this morning, we had ice cream and walked around the park a little. It was just us without mom or my siblings bothering us which made it really calming.

I couldn't have wished for a better father. I hate lying to him about my problems.

>>37490161
That's nice, dads are great
I'm with my mom now

>>37490161
you should tell him the truth, otherwise you're just wasting his time and taking advantage of him.

>>37490392
What even is this supposed to mean anon ? Seriously I want an explanation, Ella loves her brother, not her dad

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Can you guys fucking stop with this shit

Jesus Christ fuck off already

>>37490470
he's trying to find out what's wrong, spent his entire morning with her and she admits to lying to him. if she says there's an actual risk of him overreacting then sure but ella said before that the people around her are liberal and don't think anything there's anything wrong with incest. telling him the truth and how she and her brother have managed it so far would help him understand why his daughter is fucking depressed all the time.

>>37490667
That's kinda reasonable, but I don't know if her dad would take it calmly, and Ella imho just needs time to recover and overcome her feelings. But I don't know her and I don't want to assume anyone's feelings

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Keep bumping best thread pls I need reading material

>>37491250
Nigga quit your shit, don't bump until we're at page 8

>>37490667
I know it's not fair on my dad, he deserves to know and I do want to be honest with him but it's better to keep this between me and my brother. I just want to get over it and having my dad know what's up isn't going to help it will just make things more awkward.

Slow thread, I guess everyone is spending Sunday with the family?

>>37492212
I just spent a few hours sitting outside with my mother, reading and chatting. I don't visit home very often so it was really nice.

>>37492316
That's nice. I'm gonna spend my evening with my dad and sister too. Just waiting for the rain to stop, then we'll walk down to the pizzeria, maybe watch a movie later and just have a comfy Sunday evening.

>>37492212
I'm just hanging out with my mom, I got something I think you guys'll like
>Sitting at the table eating breakfast
>"I'm gonna go out with some friends later"
>"I thought you didn't have friends?"
>"Jesus Christ, I'm gonna go out with some people later and watch the game"
>"Alright, have fun"
>She went in muttering about how she hopes that "team of fucking half-breeds" doesn't win

>>37492557
>team of fucking half-breeds
Let's pretend that I know nothing about sports, what does she mean by that?
Also
>I thought you didn't have friends
Gee thanks mom. But anyway have fun Laura, I hope you'll have a nice evening.

>>37492625
The team has a few mixed race players on it
I guess she was shocked because I don't have friends
Also
0-4 in my placements after I decided to play, because torb, sym, and Hanzo should all be picked at the same time, I have to get matched with autists, and if 6 players have mics, you can't come to gamechat

>>37492212
I helped my mom with cooking a little while ago, right now I'm just watching TV with my dad and youngest sister.

>>37492883
Ohh. I thought half-breeds was commenting on the quality of their play or something.
And tell me about the autists, I just gave up on RS2 because the fucking Huey pilot just circled around the objective instead of dropping us off somewhere behind enemy lines.
>Let us off somewhere behind A, so we can flank them (me and our team's other marksman both in the Huey)
>lol dude you sound like a girl
>proceeds to circle and ineffectively shoot at random VCs
Fucking plebs.

>>37492890
You have a younger sister too? I totally missed that.
But yeah that sounds comfy.

>>37492883
>I don't have friends
Here you go again, you have plenty of friends here.

>>37492890
That sounds comfy, you should hug your sister and post results.

>>37492890
What'd you cook?

>>37492994
>lol dude you sound like a girl
Seems to be a recurring thing with you

>>37493064
Yeah, I've no idea why they all think I sound like a girl. Mysterious really.
I should probably just give up on voice chat completely and focus on shooting.

>>37492557
Why is your mom so racist

>>37492994
Yeah I have two younger sisters, I love them both.
>>37493005
I gave her a side squeeze, she squeezed back.
>>37493064
Smoked sausage in mashed potato with spinach, carrots and gravy.
>>37493096
I gave up on using voice chat in games a long time ago, too many people feel the need to point it out and/or start to act awkwardly nice. Maybe try finding a group of players and joining their discord/teamspeak and work as a team from there, that's what I did a few times with these sorts of games.

>>37492994
Finally won because I got a team that understands we can just make better picks and win
>>37493005
Do any of you want to spend 2 hours watching basketball?

>>37493291
Yeah I'd love to have a competent communicating team but with RS2 mostly being 32vs32 maps, it's kinda tough. I don't even have enough friends for a squad, let alone the whole team.

>>37493330
>spend two hours watching basketball
Not even if you paid me, sorry Laura. Alright, it'd depends on how you'd pay me.
Reminds me, the city was basically completely empty of men yesterday evening because there was some soccer thing going on.

>>37493291
nothing new with that cute female friend you made?

>>37493330
>Do any of you want to spend 2 hours watching basketball?
I'd be down for it, basketball is the only sport I more or less tolerate, I played a little in high school, not that good though.

>>37493126
She's not racist, she just makes a lot of racist comments
>>37493382
Why would I have to pay you? You're rich
Yea Juventus vs Real Madrid in the final for the champions league I think, I watched some of it, saw a crazy bicycle goal, but they still lost
>>37493400
You were supposed to say no

>>37493520
>she's not racist, she just makes a lot of racist comments
Is this one of those "I'm not gay, I just really like pussy" things?

>>37493520
>She's not racist, she just makes a lot of racist comments
Is this one of those "I'm not a lolicon, I just really like little girls." things?

>>37493382
You can try looking on the forums or other community hubs for people to play with, sometimes people ask for a few new buddies and make a squad. Whether or not you get along depends a lot but I find it worth a try sometimes, I don't really talk to any of them or make friends it's all just business.
>>37493384
No not really, yesterday we started playing Divinity Original Sin which is a co-op RPG, we both had the game for a while but neither of us finished it so we're doing it together now.

I'd have told you if she started flirting more than usual but she hasn't, it's been straight friendship in both ways.

>>37493608
>>37493635
I think both of your analogies say something about you
She makes racist comments, but she'd never treat anyone different based on race

>Imouto just bought a fidget spinner
I have failed, haven't I?

>>37493770
Yeah I guess. For RO2 there was a /vg/ steam group, maybe I should check that.
>straight friendship
Straight so far!

>>37493895
Yes. Shame.

>>37493770
>it's been straight friendship in both ways
Give it some time

>>37493895
If you kept the receipt you can take her back and get a better imouto

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>>37493895
Hehehe. My sister's friend snatched her younger brothers fidget spinner and gave it to us. I told her to return it, but she said she's going to break it one of these days. It glows in the dark, so that's kinda neato.

>>37493895
>I have failed, haven't I?
I hate this. I've had one of those for a year because I actually find that it helps me concentrate. Then the mainstream comes and makes it a goddamn meme.

It didn't bother anyone before all this, now everyone looks at me weird.

>>37493770
>I'd have told you if she started flirting more than usual but she hasn't
She's just biding her time. Lesbian conversion is an art.

>>37493895
Buy her another so the novelty wears off faster.

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>half asleep
>cuddling with my brother
>arms tucked in between us
>shove my head into his chest
>he wakes up
>moves his arm from under me
>"fuck my arm is dead"
>stops cuddling me to rub his arm
>grab him and pull him on top of me forcefully
>he cuddles me again
>feel really comfy with his weight on top of me
>really, really feels nice
>fall asleep again

Having someone on top of you is super comfy

>>37494143
>shove my head into his chest

So you shoved his chest. With your head

>>37494143
>Having someone on top of you is super comfy
tfw you'll never have someone you love lie on top of you. A specially a cute sister-wife.

>>37493906
>>37493945
Worst part is she's not even 'using' it, she just left it right there in a night stand and when she does grab it, she's gonna lose it.
>>37493976
Neato indeed.
>>37494004
Sorry to hear that Anon, something more or less similiar happened to me with Pokemon Go. Fuck posers
>>37494040
>Buy her another so the novelty wears off faster.
I don't think I understand this.

>>37494143
Comfy titcow.

>>37493895
There's still time
>>37493976
Good, she did a good thing

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>>37494143
>Having someone on top of you is super comfy
You're right as always. Glad you two had a nice sleep.
>>37494254
Get a glow in the dark one so she doesn't lose it. At least she's not arguing with others about it like what my sister saw in her high school. How the fuck does that type of argument even start?
>>37494264
Why do you want this senseless destruction to continue any further?

>>37493895
I don't get what's wrong with fidget spinners, if they help you concentrate like the other anon said or you just enjoy them there's nothing wrong with it. Just because it's a meme doesn't mean the actual thing is bad.
>>37494143
Cute, cuddling is the best. Good to see you're happy.
Being on top is better though. I'm not just saying that because my brother moves like a fucking cat in heat when he sleeps and would always roll over me in the worst way

>>37494462
>Being on top is better though

Do you mean being the big spoon? with him on his back and your head on his chest?

It's really comfy

>>37494503
That and with a leg over him so he can't move. It really is the best.

>>37494462
>I'm not just saying that because my brother moves like a fucking cat in heat when he sleeps and would always roll over me in the worst way
>worst way
That means pressing his hard wood all over your hot and tiny body, right?
Which in that case you meant best way.

>>37494413
It's God's work Bearg
>>37494462
I think it's great for people who need them to focus, but kids turned them into a pissing contest, they do stupid tricks with them, argue about who's are better, and they turn into a fucking distraction
I work with kids and I've spent too much time lately telling them to put them away

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>>37494413
>Glad you two had a nice sleep.
Apparently he didn't get back to sleep being on top of me, but he enjoyed it. It was only an extra hour and a half before I got up.

He's out at my parent's house doing some yard work for my parents so I'm gonna be shitposting here for a bit.

>>37494462
>Being on top is better though
I would have agreed with you but this morning heavily changed my mind.

>>37494264
>There's still time
I hope, our oldest brother is a really bad influence, he actually bought her the stupid spinner, she's into all the shit he likes now, horrible music, sports and he (and dad and mom) encouraged her to eat everything she likes when ever she wants so she's now chubby borderline fat. I hope I can set her straight after he moves out.
>>37494413
>Get a glow in the dark one so she doesn't lose it
No, why the fuck would I get another one for her.
>>37494462
It's bad because people are just buying the shit for the sake of buying it, it's not even about enjoying it anymore, it's normie tier purchase.

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>>37494555
Nice digits. May as well mention we had sex this morning even though he still hasn't bought condoms yet. He pulled out at least though.

>>37494682
>he still hasn't bought condoms yet.
Why would he?

>He pulled out at least though.
>Not leg locking him.

Your thread is gay op remember that

>>37494575
Eh, it's probably cheap and easily replaceable. I doubt he even misses it or is aware that it's gone missing. Still kinda rude though. Which actually helps this guy's point >>37494649
And I'm just pulling your leg, man.
>>37494633
Shitpost away.

>>37494555
I mean I really just wanted to sleep more than anything else. He did have wood a few times though, I miss sleeping with him.
>>37494575
Yeah I guess in the case of children overusing it can be annoying, that's fair.
>>37494649
I don't know, should anyone really be mad about a kitsch thing being bought by other people because of social norms? That's what normally happens with these things, it's stupid but there's no reason to be angry about it and hold a lower opinion of someone who expectedly gives in to societal pressure.
>>37494682
>condoms
There's something wrong with you

>>37494649
Sports aren't bad, if anything they help with the chubby problem and get her interested in stuff
Good luck man, I wish you the best
>>37494938
>>37495027
The subject is just very near to my heart
My mom works with teenagers very often, especially during the summer, and she has to deal with that shit too, but her policy is "if I see it I'm taking it"
It's a big enough thing that we talk about it

>>37495027
>spoiler
You naughty girl, come on just tell him you want to keep platonicly sleeping with him and in no way your intentions are to feel his dick on your body.

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>>37494722
>>37495027
I know it's a meme and all but your partner's consent for children is really important.

>>37495135
Just have the baby talk already, so you can become a mom faster.

>>37495128
you know you're being creepy right? just making sure

>>37495173
the baby talk is pushing it honestly. Her brother already agreed to "being together forever"

>>37495202
Yeah I know, I'm just bored and nothing's happening.

>>37495315
I am too, that's why I left for a couple days and did other stuff. You should try it

>>37495110
>if I see it I'm taking it
How big is her collection?
>>37495135
I was referring to the fact that condoms take away half the fun. I guess if you get bad side effects from the daily pill or find it hard to schedule then condoms are better but I never had any real problems.

>>37489466
So lad, what about this weird fetish of yours is appealing?

>>37495183
Yes, I know. Calm your tits, white knight-kun.
The trips pull this shit all the time and no one says shit, I do it once and suddenly I'm creepy. Gayest timeline.

>>37495110
Never knew that fidget spinners would be such an issue within your family. Just the thought of that gives me a good chuckle. I get why they're annoying from the stories I hear and read, but good luck with dealing with them. It'll die out soon I'm sure.
>>37495135
We used some dumb looking Rilakkuma condoms for a whIle before we ran out. Always put a goofy smile on our faces whenever we glanced at the packaging. Don't like em now after going one tme without them, but there's a recommendation.

With that said, my sister is sure that she's permanently damaged her hearing a bit from yesterday. I doubt it.

>>37495459
If it's Deer Guy, then or the Basement Guy, then yes it's still kinda creepy when the joke is taken too far

>>37495424
Part of me just wants to ditch this place and never come back, I lost interest on all of the trips except Bearguy. Too bad I developed stockholm syndrome.

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>>37495431
>I guess if you get bad side effects from the daily pill or find it hard to schedule
I do get bad side effects from the pill. I hate it. I get acne and depression when I'm on it.

Also, it's my brother who's against the whole cycle birth control thing. "Do you know what nurses call women who use their cycle as birth control? 'Mothers'"

I was half tempted to ask him to have babies with me but even for me it's kind of scary right now even though I do want them.

>>37495491
>google Rilakkuma condom
>mfw
Why does this look like condoms for children?

>>37495746
>Why does this look like condoms for children?
Japan

>>37495746
If you plan on being with him for the rest of your lives, I'd suggest for your brother to get a vasectomy.
If you want to raise children, do the responsible thing and adopt. Make someone's life better, and avoid the risk of genetic problems with biological children.

>>37495431
I wouldn't know, she keeps stuff in her desk
Probably not too many since the few times I've visited the kids seem pretty intimidated by her
>>37495491
Yea, our family.lifw is dominated by spinning plastic

>>37495746
Ya ruined them for me. Are you happy about that?
>>37495831
Kek

>>37496442
>Are you happy about that
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE FOR KIDS

post sexual encounters

>>37496186
I like intimidation.
>>37496488
First, you shouldn't be lumping kids and condom usage together. They're always watching.
Second, stop ruining them for me. They're just "stupidly cute" packaged condoms. Nothing more, nothing else.

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>>37495746
>I get acne and depression when I'm on it.
Ouch, I'm sorry. Guess condoms are the best then.
>Do you know what nurses call women who use their cycle as birth control? 'Mothers'
Yeah listen to your brother, calculating your cycle for natural "safe days" is a meme and the worst kind of birth control.
>>37496568
>you shouldn't be lumping kids and condom usage together
It's everyone's duty to help kids explore their sexuality. Safely.

>>37496488
>>37496568
Wonder why it took me so long to realize bear is offended because he thinks Kissy is implying he has a small pipi...

>>37496640
I don't want to sound stupid or mistake what you're saying, so I'll just give you a (You).
>>37496651
You should keep on wondering because that's not it.

>>37496564
>laying in bed trying to nap
>my sister comes to my bedroom
>asks me if I'm trying to go to sleep
>when I tell her yes she joins me
>cuddle in various positions for a bit
>spooning
>slowly degrades into me partially laying on top of her
>leg swung over hers
>obvious boner on her ass
>parents were out with our grandparents
>start to grind lightly
>she reciprocates
>she turns her head around to me
>kiss her
>she grabs my dick through my shorts
>"Just do it now"
>slide my shorts down
>stick my fingers up the leg of her shorts
>already pantiless
>aim and push
>penetrate
>fuck her lightly and move to the prone position
>pull out
>cum in her shorts
>she gets mad because she has to wash them now
>still get a kiss afterwards

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>>37496568
I'm only half joking.

>>37496640
>Listen to your brother
Okay mom

>>37496651
I deny this

>>37496876
>not making her cum

Come on now.

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>>37496568
In a kinky way...?
>>37496651
Can't be, he measured it with one of his models

>>37495937
lol you think the state will let a brother and sister couple adopt together?

>>37497972
Are you calling me a degenerate? And ye.

Hey I think I found Ella's song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXvO34XIWMo

>>37498062
I think there are ways to get around that. And in the long run I think it'd be less messy than a biological child.

Man, it's raining and I can't stay inside and look at it for maximum comfy
I already regret trying to have a life
>>37498103
Nah, I like intimidation to an extent too, glad your sister fills that hole for you when our filling her hole

>>37496876
>I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around!
Sorry, I've been watching Full Metal Jacket.

Bumping with a sad song because lonely sunday night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTeKpWp8Psw

>>37498174
I dont think you understand how much they look into your lives before they give you a kid to take care of forever, so no it probably wouldnt

>>37499557
You're probably right. I know little about the adoption process, and even less how it's in the US.

>>37498643
Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose!

One of my favorite movie quotes

Going to the store, anybody need anything?

>>37500524
A 9mm and some ammo please.

>>37500524
Is this what this thread as devolved into.

Now that you mention it, I could go for a cigarette

>>37500524
One rope and a book on how to tie knots

>>37500549
Wrong store

>>37500586
I'm not supporting your bad habits

>>37500603
Gotcha

Can you guys come up with a strict name for your general so I can filter your shit threads?

>>37500894
Just filter the word 'hug'.

>>37498643
If you're still here, I have an unrelated question

what's your IQ?

>>37500963
I have honestly no idea. Never had it measured.

>>37501050
It's gotta be close to 140 at least

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>>37501082
What.
I can't tell if you're meming but I'm pretty averagely smart I'd say.

>>37501136
Not being ironic. What's average (or lower than average) is your self esteem.

>>37501225
I don't think so? I mean, I like myself. I probably like myself better than most people I know. But I'm pretty sure I'm no genius. I don't mean to say I'm dumb, or act faux-humble or anything, but I'm not extraordinarily intelligent either.

>>37501310
Is it extraordinary though? something in the 130s is well within the top 1%, but that's not that impressive considering that one out of 7 people live in Africa

You might consider yourself average by the standards set by your dad or your peers, but clearly you are in the the upper "echelon" of human development, education and culture.

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>>37501446
I mean, of course I measure myself with my peers and not some illiterate dude from Tanzania fresh off the trees. Maybe I'm not worldwide average but that's not because I'm particularly intelligent, it's because a sizeable portion of the world is shit.
>upper echelon of human development, education and culture
>as she shitposts with Elsanna pictures on a Vietnamese Punji Trap Enthusiasts forum
I appreciate it anon but honestly I'm just a normal person who got born into a good family.

>>37501603
Not the anon you were talking with, but from what I've seen, you are definitely more learned than most.

>>37501603
Nah, I mean you're intelligent even by first-world standards.

>as she shitposts with Elsanna pictures on a Vietnamese Punji Trap Enthusiasts forum

That's just it though, for someone who shitposts and watches Archer you're very well-read, cultured and generally intelligent.

>I'm just a normal person
Nonsense famicom, there's not much about you that's normal

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>>37501719
Well, thanks anon(s). I'm not sure I share the assessment but I can definitely appreciate the sentiment, as an ego boost if nothing else.

>>37501735
Well, I mean I'm probably well-read/educated 'even' by first-world standards but again that's because the standards aren't all that high - only 14% of Austrians hold an academic degree.
The general air of snobby culture and elitism is just a family heirloom really, nothing I've achieved.
>there's not much about you that's normal
I guess. But that's not necessarily good, just odd.
Wew, why do I feel the need to correct people even when they're praising me? Must be some Catholic humble-thyself knee-jerk reflex. Eh.

Why are there so many females in this thread?

>>37501935
To be fair 4chan standards aren't great either. So maybe you're merely a product of your upraising and all that, and it might not mean much coming from a dirty commoner, but imo you won the lottery in that regard.

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>>37502039
Females love attention, didn't you know?

>>37502040
I think they are, compared to the rest of the Internet. I know 4chan is/used to be proud of being the Internet's asshole but I haven't found another website where you can have such varied, engaging conversations about a myriad topics - sure, you'll get called a niggerfaggot but that's a small price to pay.
And it does mean something. Thank you anon.

>>37501935
>I'm not sure I share the assessment
>has a poster about 1637 Tulipmania

Come on now

>>37489466
What is it about that meowth that just seems so off?

>>37502231
I bought that when I started investing myself as a "hominem te memento" sort of reminder, and because Michael Douglas had one in the unfortunately rather disappointing Wall Street sequel.

>>37502275
The smugness.

>>37502372
>"hominem te memento"

dork. Also,

>choosing a flower over Marcus

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>>37502858
>dork
I had to translate most of De Bello Gallico for my finals in Latin, and some of it stuck, sue me.
Also
>tfw chatting with my sis for half an hour
>just want to hug her and she's barely been gone two days
Ugh. America is going to be tough.

>>37502858
>choosing a flower over Marcus
You're a woman alright

is what I meant

>>37502933
you're adorable

>>37503145
Guilty as charged, cuff me.
Just kidding. Only one person's allowed to cuff me.

>>37503190
From the sound of it she thought you were a weirdo for having BDSM stuff. Did that change?

>>37503222
Not yet but I'm not giving up hope.

>>37503278
did you bring it up since then? are you going to take things further when she comes back, because I know it's been said a hundred times but you should

>>37503465
No, not really honestly. She's kept doing the hair-tugging though which I've kinda started taking as quiet acceptance/willingness to at least try some light BDSM stuff, but we haven't really talked about it.
And I know I should. And with her being gone for almost 5 weeks soon it feels kinda urgent. I don't know.

>>37503551
have you tried joking about "tying me up"

because if she says "stop being gay" to that also, then your siswife is unoriginal and you need to reconsider your taste

>>37503936
The thing is, she'd probably do it, without hesitation.
And then just close the door behind her and leave me wrapped up like a Christmas present for an hour or something.
But yeah I guess we should talk about actually trying some light bondage stuff. I'd really like to.
Anyway anons I'm giving to sleep, it's late and I have to get up tomorrow. Have a nice Whit Monday and all.

>>37504001
>And then just close the door behind her and leave me wrapped up like a Christmas present for an hour or something.

that's... hot?

good night

COME ON OVER, DO THE TWIST
OVERDO IT, HAVE A FIT

I bump, therefore I am.

>>37504001
>And then just close the door behind her and leave me wrapped up like a Christmas present for an hour or something
Shoot, you got my attention
Anyhow
I realized I gotta warm up on my conversation skills since I wasn't too great tonight, I'd give myself a C
I chalked up my absence to the new job, parents getting back together, moving (I had told them about that already), and relationship stuff, everyone seemed okay with that
I worked myself up before going so I had that stress sorta looking over my head, but I was able to work with it and had a bit of fun
Would I do it again? I don't know, I had fun but it was still a lot of mental gymnastics, but that's probably because I'm a bit rusty

>>37505209
A C is still passing, so no it's all fine and dandy. I'm guessing that finals things you were talking about yesterday was about basketball? I don't know what goes on, but I hope you're mad about it.

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>>37505463
Jesus Christ you live under a rock
Yea, and the Warriors are killing the Cavs

>>37505516
Play nice, smol pupper. Not everybody is into sports.

>>37505516
Ha, you and some other person said the same thing when I asked about Tim Tebow. Funny thing is that I recall hearing something about him being spouted by my sister's friend. I don't know who you're rooting for, so I'll add my laughter wherever you see fit.

And I like the rock I'm living under.

>>37505628
As long as you like it, then I can't fault you

Gotta bump the shit out of this thread

I'll bump before I sleep

>>37506210
God did you see it too laura ? The slaughter ? Where the fuck was this KD when thunder was 3-1 on the warriors last year.

Do you even give the Cavs a chance ?

This thread is going to die isn't it

>>37508058
I doubt it as long as it gets bumped regularly.

>>37508058
I can talk about family stuff if you want but I don't know what to talk about exactly

I'll probably be busy playing STALKER though, I woke up early and only just remembered it's a public holiday.

>>37508473
So Ella as a person who left these threads before you were posting and now just returned to the thread what is your story?

>>37508523
I have a crush on my brother, confessed and he rejected me but we're trying to stay as normal siblings. That's pretty much it.

>>37508632
So the people calling you Laura are apt, any reason why your bro said no?

>>37508695
He doesn't feel the same way, he can't see me as anything more than his sister and he doesn't want it to be one sided. He's also dating another girl.

>>37508764
What is the happiest memory you can recall ? Randomly struck my mind

Page 7 bumpers are being now deployed into this thread

>>37509134
Don't know about happiest but this one always makes me feel warm
>A few months back
>Sitting on my brother's lap
>He's watching the TV
>I was autistically inspecting a rose I'd taken from our garden
>Brother asks me what I'm doing
>Tell him I'm trying to find the smallest petal
>Show him the rose and ask if he knows
>He says the cutest little flower petal is already in front of him and squeezes me
>Wrestle on the couch

>>37489466

He pretended to reciprocate, then turned around, screwed me over within five minutes, and told me it was my fault for trusting him.

Top fucking keke

>>37509738
Cute, your brother sounds like a dreamboat.

>Hug Dad
>Say I love him
>Hugs me back
>Says he loves me, too, and is so happy to see me more since I moved out on my own.

He didn't see me much from 2-17 years old. Thanks, divorce.

>>37504001
Hold your horses you dyke. It doesn't seem like you've done anything but kissing, fingering, and thigh humping, and you want to introduce bondage to your routine already? If you can bring that up without turning into a blubbering mess, why can't you ask "C-can I.......l-l-lick you?" (I'm guessing that's how you'll sound even if you can muster up the magic balls to ask) or something along those lines.
If you haven't already, right after diddling her skittle, lick your fingers while she's looking so you can get that conversation going.
Taste the rainbow!
>>37508053
KD does make a big difference to the team's offense, but the series seems to be playing out the same as last year so far, so the Cavs definitely still has a chance. If they still get thrashed like that in their next game at home, then their chances become slim to none.

>>37494727
This. I came for greentexts and ended up with fucking comfort sessions and incest

>>37510103
I mean KD is basically killing Lebron, Curry is still mad from the last finals and Klay is a brick as always in the playoffs. MonkeyMond tho, stepped up his defense and plays better imo

I don't see the Cavs winning even at home, the next few years gsw has the rings. But I hope to see the pelicans pick up better point guard than Jrue [/spoiler]maybe CP3 could come back and make a story for his first MVP, he deserves it[/spoiler] and dominate with Demarcus and the brow

Nice to see someone else interested in ball in these threads.

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>>37510103
I didn't think a little bit of bondage would be such a huge leap, but maybe you're right. It wouldn't need to be a 'regular' thing, I'd just love to try and see how it goes, you know?
>C-can I...l-lick you ?
Well she did say something about making it up to me before she left, so fingers crossed it is what I think it is. Wew.
>taste the rainbow
Hah. But yeah I already do that because how could I not.

>>37509738
Does your brother give you any cute nicknames?

>>37510047
Your dad sounds like a great guy. Make him proud.

>>37510217
>incest thread
>ended up in incest
Are you really surprised?

Page 8 worst page

>>37510623
My dad and my brother sometimes call me "vogeltje", which means little bird. When I was younger I would always complain or hide under my bed when my parents tried to force me to go out and my dad would keep comparing me to a young bird that was too scared to fly from its nest, so the name stuck.

>>37511560
>hide under my bed when my parents tried to force me to go out

i hope you are as cute irl as you make it out to be because that sounds adorable

Page 7 is a good time to bump or am I wrong ?

>>37489466
theres no one worthy of a hug

>>37512304
Someone post that picture of Ella

>>37512854
Hug yourself anon.

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>>37512304
here is the birb

>>37513058
ok
feelsgoodman

>>37510297
Cavs lost by 15-30 points in 2016 games 1 and 2 so their losses this year don't seem as dreadful. How game 3 plays out will probably decide the series this year though since GS offense and defense is even more insane now, especially with KD solidly playing both and Green playing a bit smarter. Too bad Cavs defense has always been just average, they could barely keep up with GS fast breaks now.
While James is even more of a beast when he's playing at home, the others still has to put up more effort. Love did step up lately but I doubt he could keep that up. Hopefully Irving wakes up a bit at home too but he's failing at getting past GS defense like the others.
>>37510558
I'm not saying it's that big of a leap, but you should at least experience the basic of the basics before the restraints/blindfolds/crops/etc.
>Yeah I already do that
Don't tell me your sister just responds with 'you're so gay' when she sees you do that. Kek
Try licking her fingers, while maintaining eye contact, after she gets you off.

>>37513247
>>37513247
c-cute

be my hides under bed bird gf

>>37513247
sudden urge to run fingers through hair, kiss, forehead, closed eyelid and cheek. Does not compute

>>37513247
are you polish? you look like princess hizume

>>37513859
She's Dutch and my post is original

Ahhhh who forgot to bump?

>>37513859
I'm Dutch. I don't have any eastern European ancestors, they're all either Dutch, French, Indonesian or Jewish.

Can we please go back to family posting

>>37515037
You're literally the only trip here right now, the thread is surprisingly inactive. I wonder what everyone else is up to.

>tfw you leave r9k for a while and now you don't recognise any of the tripfags
Nor do I particularly care to but still

>>37515288
the other tripfags are probably all talking in their own discord server or emailing shit.

these threads are worthless.

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>>37515037
>Jewish.
Oy vey, one of G_d's chosen

>>37515317
You don't recognise Beargguy?

>>37515288
Nothing, just being bored
>>37515037
>spoiler
I still love you

>>37515317
At least they're not all one person like before.

But at least that person made the threads more active.

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>>37515288
Just a busy day at work unfortunatley. Have this stupid story.

>Yesterday
>We had to go see some guy on a farm to ask him if he'd let us dump some tree branches on his property
>Accompanied by my sister
>As I'm outside talking with the man, my sister stayed in the truck with the windows down
>The cows start coming out to the field
>They began to surround my truck and I can see visibly worried sister looking at me
>They start bumping into it as well, which leads my sister to move as far away as she could from the window
>I was there with a dumb smile on my face until they finally left it alone
>I get a bit of shit from her on the ride back

Just some harmless cows.

>>37515849
Whoopsie. Forgot my trip. Not that it matters anyways.

>>37515849
Those cows don't seem very harmless, I won't even jokingly say I'd fight a cow, those things are crazy

>>37516406
I'm sure they were just messing around. She says that they look a bit threatening, and that I understand. And I don't blame you for not wanting to. They're huge and could probably push a person down with ease. Especially you.

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>>37516557
>I'm sure they were just messing around
"Haha let's surround the truck for shits and giggles because we're cows"
>Especially you.
Why Bearg?

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>>37516682
I'll admit that bumping into it was going a step too far in the whole joke, but they meant no harm.
>Why Bearg?
Because it's a Monday and all I want to do is get back home to my sister and recieve my weekly loot boxes. If doing this helps the day go by faster, then so be it.

Hey, I haven't really been doing much today, just distracting myself from my sister not being home, so I'm having dinner with my dad and some friends of his, which will probably feature such engaging topics as how the Socialists are digging our very grave and how capital gains tax is literally thievery. The usual.
Kinda nice day though, didn't do much but reading and swimming.

>>37517132
Do you ever not talk about money

>>37517441
Me? Definitely.
My father? Rarely. Occasionally how Islam is a scourge on the civilized world, just like socialism and cyclists.

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>>37517441
Pic related is Austria
>>37517544
I want to be friends with your father

>>37517132
I'd trade my Gunpla collection if I could be able the hold a decent conversation along the lines of that. Glad the know your day is going well.

>>37515621
That actually reminds me of a little story, my mom used to get really angry about holocaust denial (even though she doesn't actually follow Judaism) because of how it allegedly affected her grandparents. I remember once when I was like 14 she had me do the washing up and I started talking to her about holocaust denial just so she'd get angry and tell me to go to my room instead of washing up. She caught on to me the next time but it was worth it.
I love you too.
>>37517544
>how Islam is a scourge on the civilized world, just like socialism and cyclists
Your dad is cool
I fucking hate cyclists, almost as bad as the fucking "lol weed and prosties" shithead tourists here

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>>37517703
Hey maybe if you'd exercised more with cycling you'd have grown bigger breasts.

>>37517563
Pretty sure that pic is literally Ella.

>>37517703
that's kind of mean, does your mom get angry about a lot of things or just that one specific subject?

you're not actually a holocaust denier are you

>>37518167
I'm happy with them as they are, I don't like big breasts. I'm not sure how that would work anyway.
>>37518555
I was a bit of a mean kid but I don't regret it, she'd get angry and shout at the littlest of things and even my dad had to calm her down a few times. She's gotten a lot better the past two years or so though.
No on the basis that I don't really have a personal opinion about it and just accept it at face value.

>>37515849
>Just some harmless cows
Someone called my name?

>>37518948
It was you, right? You set the whole thing up, you were the main cow that called the shots and started bumping into poor truck-kun, weren't you?

>>37518948
Why were you bullying my sister yesterday?

>>37518751
>I don't like big breasts
Now now don't lie to yourself, you're just insecure about your own.
>>37518948
Stop ganging up on and scaring cute imoutos.

>>37519047
>>37519182
>>37519481
What can I say? Imouto titcows like to be touched

Lunch break bump

These threads aren't going to survive the week if they keep going like they have the past three days.

>>37521125
>aren't going to survive the week
Right, because if one dies before hitting bump limit that means we can't make any more of them

>>37521125
What would you like me to talk about?

>>37521347
How your family would react

>>37521174
You can keep making more but activity has died down recently, it's worse than the other dry spells this place has had in the past and it's been slowly getting worse since the start of May.

Just hoping it will pick up soon, hopefully when Austria's sister comes back.

>>37521389
Our father would probably kick my brother's ass and/or shoot him and my mother would try to take me away.
>>37521428
It's not that bad

Happy accident bump

>>37521456
nah he has a point, most of the trip fags contribute such shitty/undetailed posts these days it makes these threads barely even worth checking

>>37522935
Trips aren't what the threads are here for, unfortunately not many actually hug their family and post results anymore

>>37522935
I'll greentext. Just ask what kind of greentext you want. I have many untold stories.

>>37523173
Anything cute with your brother, these threads have gotten too lewd.

>>37523173
I dunno, it should be what you want to greentext to be honest, then youd prob do it more lol.

But ya these threads are basically just running arguments between people, so much different from how they were a month or two ago, which is a shame

>>37489466
They are literally 10000km away from me though.

>>37523190
>>37523261
>today
>doctor appointment about medication
>badanxiety.jpg
>brother is comes with me like he always does
>holds my hand the whole ride there
>staff knows who we are so we have to be normal
>only grabbing onto his forearm
>get called
>deathgrip.gif
>see doctor
>nice old man
>tells me I have a nice brother helping me with my anxiety
>talks about his brother
>get prescription for more ativan used too frequently this past month
>told to be careful with my usage
>go home
>brother goes to get prescription by himself for me
>comes home and I take one immediately to mellow out
>cuddes me while he plays Battlegrounds and lets me watch
>detract him with neck kisses when he gets into gun fights
>"This is what I get for being too nice to you" he said after he died the third time to this

That was pretty much the only thing of note today

>>37524218
i take klonopin myself but i still feel so shitty

>>37524285
>klonopin
That's a seizure medicine isn't it?

>>37524475
i think most benzos are to some degree, but no its used for all day anxiety basically, has a very long half life so you dont need to take it often.

You dont really feel it hit you or anytthing, theres not really a high with it it.

It seems to take away my anxiety, but I still have that mental block preventing me from doing things.

So it works but it doesnt, idk ive had horrible anxiety for over 10 years so its the first thing to actually do anything, well noticeably anyways.

But still nowhere near enough for me to live a normal life

>>37524546
I have very bad spikes of anxiety so I need something strong to chill me out when I have a sudden panic attack or high anxiety

>>37524674
Yeah im not really sure what to tell my doctor about it all, I am definitely experiencing that to some degree even while taking this stuff. Its just all so depressing to be honest, my life would be so different without all these issues

>>37524749
I don't know what to tell you anon. I suck at managing my anxiety myself. Any advice I can give you, we've both probably heard a billion times.

>>37524799
have you been taking benzos long? how much do they help you? Enough to be able to function outside of the house?

>>37524838
About 2-3 years
They calm me down pretty well
No not really because in social environments, I still get overloaded.

How's everyone's relationship with cousins? We talk about siblings and parents, but forget cousins

>>37525896
My cousin's pretty chill, we bro out on the few occasions I get to see him.

>>37526012
That's cool
You only got the one?

>>37526217
Yeah and he lives pretty far away for Bongland but it's always good to chill with him.

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>Sitting around wasting time in my room
>My sister ran in to show me an image she found funny
>Sheet music named "Flight of the Bumblebee" with all the notes at the bottom of the page
>At the moment I didn't know what it was about, so I gave a laugh and we moved on
>It took me a few minutes for the joke to hit me and I went out to ask her about it
>"It's because bumblebees wings shouldn't support their body"
>H: "C.."
>Apparently I missed the Raid can and overthought the joke
>There's that look of disappointment in her face
>And the look of defeat in mine

Besides that, I told my sister about my dumb effort. She had a feeling something went down since I looked a bit stressed out after my attempt at taking things into my own hands. I expected some laughter, since it was pretty silly, but what I got was a bit of consolation since she felt she was to blame for my tiny internal meltdown. Assured her it wasn't, but I cut the conversation there since I didn't feel like saying anything about the pros and cons post I remembered from this thread. Her friend hasn't said anything besides answering a few gun related questions, so hopefully she just chalks it up to me being weird.

Late dinner bump

>>37526251
That's cool, nice to be close to your cousins
>>37526756
I still don't get the joke... should I get tested?

>>37527525
For autism? Probably.

>>37527525
It was an ad for some Raid product. I missed it at first and went with my own little idea. We all need to get tested anyways.

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>>37527525
>That's cool, nice to be close to your cousins
Yeah, it makes up for the lack of siblings. You should definitely get tested for autism btw

>>37527589
I dunno, I think if anyone who should be tested for autism it would be the one asking ladies for tits over email :^)

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>>37527731
Pic related is a rare observation of Deer Guy in his free time

>>37527731
I don't expect anyone to provide, but theoretically, if I ask enough people someone will deliver eventually

>>37527912
Wait, you actually asked someone for tits? Who? I thought that was someone shitposting.

>>37527589
>>37527658
It was a joke
And yea, no siblings or close cousins for me...
>>37527606
Okay, I get it now, I thought she said it had something to do with bees not being able to fly, I misread it

>>37528028
Laura, Austria, and kissy. I'm 0 for 3.
Austria's asleep and it wasn't Laura

>>37528099
>spoiler
Top kek how devilish of her. Also come on Deer, that's pretty pathetic especially for someone with a gf.

>>37528182
How is it pathetic? I'm not losing anything, and I'm not begging or offering to pay or anything. A simple "show tits" usually followed by "no"
Also things are complicated with gf, not sure what we are right now. I need to talk with her whenever we have enough time

>>37528270
>A simple "show tits" usually followed by "no"
I'm just saying, you could get a sexual harassment charge off of that, so yeah it's pretty pathetic.

>Also things are complicated with gf
Spill the beans

>>37528071
I just thought it was another band meme. I'm tired if band memes. That and I've heard her talk about bumblebees before.
>>37528270
Sorry to hear that, Deer. Hope things than out alright.

>>37528318
>sexual harassment charge
I highly doubt someone could track me down, take me to court, and prove it was me, so I'm not worried about that. Even if they did, I could probably claim I meant to send it to someone else or something
>Spill the beans
No

>>37528319
If things don't work out, then we weren't meant to be. Not much I can do about it. Thanks for the concern, whatever happens I'll be okay

>>37528547
>whatever happens I'll be okay
Yeah I'm sure the ISS is pretty /comfy/

>>37528547
Pretty good way to think about it. Don't know if those are the right words, but I'll go with it. Glad to know anyways.

>>37528071
https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
Do it smoll.

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>>37528319
Find something she won't get and make jokes about it
>>37528695
AHHHHHHHHH

>>37528831
Oh smol, somehow this only makes you more cute.

>>37528831
Well nobody can say they didn't see it coming.
I honestly expected you to score more.

>>37528831
I actually already do, so I guess I can't really complain. The amount of inside jokes I make about the shows I've watched that I throw at her has become overwhelming at some points. Nice score btw.

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>>37528695
I was dead honest. I guess I'm not autistic. Just a bit anti social.

>>37528851
Literally how?
>>37528879
I guess
Do you mean more of less autistic?
>>37528923
I don't feel as bad now
>>37528919
Good, at least you're even

>>37528963
Nevermind, I just noticed higher number meant more autistic
Fuck

>>37528963
>Literally how?
Cute as in "I want to hug you" cute not qt.

>>37528923
Huh, the girl with social anxiety scored less than me, huh.

>>37528963
>>37528989
Yeah, I meant more autistic.

>>37529009
I got that, but how?
>>37529040
Really? I got 32, and 33 would have probably said "most likely autistic" or something, if that helps

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>>37528963
>>37528989
You shouldn't feel bad.

>>37529040
Social anxiety isn't always autism related. I was almost stacey levels of normie before I ended up with problems.

>>37529101
> if that helps
Yeah it more or less does.
>>37529108
>I was almost stacey levels of normie before I ended up with problems.
Yeah, I can picture this.
Did you have any friends? I'd imagine so, but it's weird they just stopped talking to you or something like that.

>>37529169
I had some social anxiety because my parents were really controlling about how I interacted with other people and always threw me into stressful social situations when I was young, but other than that I had some friends.

Nothing I would consider anything more than a school friend, though, so I never kept in touch after I left beyond the whole "Omg why did you leave" shit that came after. learned how vapid and fake school friends are after getting 2 real friends when I was 20 that I still talk to.

But yeah I was always really sheltered and naive so I never reached serious levels of stacy. sometimes I reeee post on r9k because I get stacy envy though

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>>37529440
>learned how vapid and fake school friends are after getting 2 real friends when I was 20 that I still talk to.
tfw still bros with my bros from elementary and middle school, it's really nice, but yeah if most school friendships die really fast if neither party bothers to even stay in touch and hang out.

>sometimes I reeee post on r9k because I get stacy envy though
>pic related

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>>37529539
>pic related
I COULD HAVE BEEN NORMAL. But then I guess neither me nor my brother would of fallen in love with each other so I guess I have no reason to stacy envy anymore.

>>37529604
>But then I guess neither me nor my brother would of fallen in love with each other
Nah, he would still be fapping to you.

>>37529650
>Nah, he would still be fapping to you.
I dunno a lot of what brought him to fall in love with me was me being physically there to support him as much as I did when his fiance left him.

>>37529688
>Implying you need to feel love to fap to someone.
but yeah I get what you're saying.

>>37529688
>when his fiance left him
And now are you his fiancee?

how do i get a qt daddy? my real father is a 1/4 gypsy aspie and i hate him

>>37525896
My cousin got spoiled by the wealthier side of the family, she would've been nice if she didn't constantly scream about what she wants and if she doesn't get it she'll scream and cry more. She already has the hover board thingy and like 6 fidget spinners because she saw other kids playing with them. No way to fix her as her rich grandma buys here anything anytime and her parents are totally ok with that

>>37529440
I envy girls who can have healthy social lives, but I'm glad I'm not a slut or a party whore, or some girl who's never developed a personality of her own granted, my personality is apparently "deadpan", but at least I'm me
>>37529108
I just don't want to actually be autistic
>>37529941
Your dad is a qt because he's your dad, love him unconditionally, he deserves it

>>37530198
Would you be a party whore if it meant you could ride your dad once a week?

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>>37529883
>And now are you his fiancee?
hhnnnngg yes
>>37530198
>I envy girls who can have healthy social lives
That's all I really envy too
>I just don't want to actually be autistic
You don't have to dislike yourself over it. You're a nice person

>>37530270
>hhnnnngg yes
When's the "wedding"

>>37530260
Would I have to actually slut it up and have trains run on me and such? If so no, I'd fucking hang myself before I became some useless slut that no loved
>>37530270
We're just not meant for other people, on the bright side I done have to put in pants

>>37530308
Well I talked to him about it. It's on hold for a while because my dad needs some help with his medical bills.
>>37530391
>I done have to put in pants
whut?

>>37530270
Your kids will be deformed seek help

>>37531037
It was meant to be "we don't have to put in pants"
Whoops

>>37532625
>we don't have to put in pants
I may be missing something but... whut? Put what in pants? Put on?

I like dresses.

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>tfw on lv99 you'll get Kilgore's hat in Rising Storm 2
Noice. Now I only have to grind for two years and then my GI is gonna look sweeet.
On a more thread related note, how's everyone doing? I'm still in bed because no work today, aw yeah.

>>37533062
>how's everyone doing
Very high anxiety and can't sleep. Can't wake up my brother for comfort either.

>>37533146
That sucks anon. Maybe take some light sleeping meds if you have any?

>>37533062
I'm okay, just worrying about Friday and the fact that my dad is still concerned and said he wants to talk when I get home. I'm not actually okay.
On an unrelated note my friend introduced me to her Stacy not-actually-friends earlier and we both agreed they're boring and we like each other better.

>>37534185
I don't know, maybe saying something vague about having boy troubles would ease his mind?
>we like each other better
Yuri when?

>>37534185
>spoiler
Yeah she's trying to get in your pants.

Bring a rape whistle with you on Friday.

>>37532775
Fuck
Yea, put on pants
I don't like dresses too much
>>37533062
I'm alright, moms home but still doing work stuff so there's that

>>37534326
I've told him it's nothing bad and I'm just having trouble with uni but I don't think he's convinced, he knows "just stress" doesn't make me cry.
I really don't want to make stuff up in case he asks for details. I'm hoping he just wants to treat me to something, it'll be at least a few hours until I'm home anyway.

>>37534405
>>37534641
>put on pants
>bring a rape whistle
You people give terrible advice.

>>37534664
I mean you can always just say you'd rather not talk about it right now but that won't make him stop asking I assume.

Bump or whatever I guess, you know?

>>37535588
>dad at work
>mom and sister in Amsterdam
>maids just left
>imouto out with friends
I'm bored and home alone and my favorite thread is ded. Send help

>>37535648
I'd help but I'm about dead. I'm going back to bed.

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>>37535912
That's okay kissy. Sleep well.

Bored bump for another slow day

>>37535648
Video games or a good book or furious masturbation. Those are my go to when it's quiet.

>>37537236
Done, done and ohh, so fucking done.
But yeah I guess I'll play some more.
Vidya, that is.

>>37537277
I can't sleep.

Tell us more about your sister

>>37537432
What do you wanna know? She's an amazing person, almost always in a good mood but somehow not in that naive annoying way that makes me want to strangle people, she's very studious and determined if she puts her mind to something, but also pretty damn sociable. Not like, having a huge clique of people around her but whenever she meets someone new they usually like her. When we were younger our parents always said if we were dogs, she'd be a Collie and I'd be a ___cat.

>>37537505
What kind of personality traits does she have? People pleaser? Schmoozer? Germ freak? Good cook? Physically active? Stuff like that

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>Fell asleep on my left arm
>>37534750
The whole sentence was "we don't have to put on pants"
>>37535648
Do what I do, walk around the house mumbling to yourself

>>37537636
She's nice to everyone but not to the point of sacrifice I'd say. Like she's pleasurable to be around (very pleasurable in fact, wink wink) but she'll still say her mind and stand up for whatever belief she has.
She plays tennis and squash, so a bit sporty but not like, hardcore obsessed with it. Just occasionally for kicks. Can't cook for shit but neither can I so it's okay. Actually she can bake a bit but hasn't done it in some time far as I know.
And so I don't seem all heads-over-heels, since you mentioned germ freak, she's actually the slob of us. I'm the one taking showers twice a day and being autistic about hands washing and the length of my nails and conditioning my hair. Sometimes she just forgets to shower for a few days, especially when she's studying a lot, she'll just be wearing the same clothes for a week or smell things to gauge which is okay to put on. Drives me nuts.

>>37537668
I've actually been singing to myself like the retard I am.

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>>37537710
>Sometimes she just forgets to shower for a few days, especially when she's studying a lot, she'll just be wearing the same clothes for a week or smell things to gauge which is okay to put on. Drives me nuts

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I fucking hate them. especially my "father" the piece of shit. does nothing but smoke and smell like shit. and cheating on my mummy

>>37537710
>>37537755
This was me I forgot to put it back on again

>>37537710
>I've actually been singing to myself
Let it go

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Found this for Laura.

>>37537710
Ha, your smelly sister sounds great.
>>37537771
Why do you hate them so much besides to cheating? I hate the smell of smoke, but funnily enough it has become nostalgic like the smell of beer.

>>37537755
Yeah I know.

>>37537777
Actually CCR because Vietnam. Nice quads though.

>>37537710
I can't support the hygiene, but it's cool she's that focused on her work
>>37537816
I don't call him daddy, that's just weird
>>37537866
H-have you actually been pacing around your Austrian house singing American rock and roll because it's reminiscent of a 40 year old American war? IT AIN'T ME
I actually listen to Bad Moon Rising and I Put a Spell on You occasionally

>>37538073
Yeah, because I've been playing RS2 a lot in the past few days and now they're stuck in my head. Mostly Run Through the Jungle. Good song.

>>37538129
I get it, but the concept is just funny

Y'all need some real taste like Louis Armstrong

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>>37538283
I'm a funny person, smol.
And I dance like the absolutely whitest girl possible. I have no rhythm at all.

>>37538314
I actually love Nat King Cole.