What are some autistic food combinations /r9k/ does? >hot

salami and cream cheese

hot sauce on anything is pretty young normie tier.

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>buy 12 pack coors light
>go to grocery store
>buy either cheese and bread for microwave chesse melts, or microwave eggrolls, or chicken nugget/tender product
>buy sugar based sweet, usually donuts or cookies
>buy salad dressing, rotating between thousand island/ranch/french. Occasionally sweet and sour sauce
>will use chosen sauce/dressing on everything i eat that night
>wake up glancing at the paintings I made before my arms were amputated
It has been about three years of this. not even joking.

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>>37551627
>hot sauce and pizza

Did you tell Dominos Australia it was autistic?

>mayo and salt and vinegar chips
This isn't at all weird in the uk.

fried rice w cheddar cheese

>mayo, mustard, and hot sauce on a chicken sandwich

>Drained ramen noodles mixed with mayonnaise
>toast with just butter and sugar

>honey mustard on everything
I can eat this tasty stuff with anything. Chicken, fish, beef, veggies, eggs, toast, rice, you name it

>>37551733
Do you get help buying things or can you articulate your feet somehow to get shit off the shelves and into your house?

>Fries with mustard
>boiled potatoes on toast

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>>37552299
Use mouth/chin mostly. My right "arm" has about a six inch stub that I can nudge things with. Push cart with my waist. As for getting things into my "house", I usually get help from my helper, who is provided by the nursing home I live at. I type with a stick I hold with my lips.

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>>37551627
mayo and eggs

>mayo and the first edible thing I can find in my pantry

You can live on terrible shit if you just drown it in mayo or sauce

>>37552449
Sorry to hear, anon. Why were you amputated?

>>37551733
How the fuck do you navigate a computer?

>>37551627
mayo and eggs is completly normal wtf dog

>>37553084
eggs are in mayo, you dumb niggerboi

fries and vanilla ice cream

been doing this since i was a kid, none of my friends ever got it

>>37551627
>milk and hot sauce
hwat?

>>37553694
i mix them together.

>>37553701
so just spicy milk? have you tried instead of hot sauce, using like cayenne powder or something?

Limited edition icarly gibby hentai fidget spinner

>>37553715
no, i like how the hotsauce doesnt mix and just gets chunky.

>>37553732
welcome edgy summerfag

>>37553763
>chunky
what kind of hot sauce are you using anon

I eat sriracha on popcorn

>>37553779
texas pete.
chunky as in it just kinda floats.

>>37553789
and why does that appeal to you

>>37551627
pizza and yogurt

>>37553885
thats a question i dont think i can answer.

i like to mix licorice and orange juice.
i chew the licorice and then take a sip of the juice and keep it in my mouth for a while and chew on so that the jucie mixes with the licorice.

>>37554013
you dip the pizza? regular greek or vanilla or what? is the yogurt hot, cold, room temp?

>>37551627
>caramel and chicken nuggets
Nigger this sounds fucking AWESOME

>>37553673
Oh fuck anon we are friends now. Fucking love this shit. Especially chips from maccas in the sundae. Mmmm yes.

and you guys wonder why you're fat

>>37555086
Is this projection? I can like weird food combos without being fat.

Not so much actual food combinations as things that I have with certain foods.

Like, bacon/peanut butter toast with a glass of milk for breakfast.

>>37551627
>hot sauce and pizza

It's not just me, thank god

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Rice and sushi vinegar. I can (and often do) eat that for every meal.

>>37551627
>>mayo and eggs

Dude, that's a classic combo. That's what egg salad is.

Mayo itself is made of eggs, which is why that combo is so common and natural.

>>37551627
>vodka with coke and pizza
Its so fucking good

>>37553732
aha, a summerfag already. welcome, cunt.

>>37551627

Pepperoni pizza and peppermint schnapps.

>buy bag of lettuce
>buy ham/salami/kabana as well
>walk around eating leaves like chips and taking bites of meat

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Tuna and cheese.

Tuna and ramen.

Tuna and stir fried greens.

Basically tuna and everything. I'm surprised how I'm not poisoned from the mercury from all the tuna I eat.

my list
>mayo and peanut-butter
>sweet chill sauce and peanut-butter
>coco powder sprinkled on strawberry jam toast
>mustard and mash potato
>pizza cover with mcdonals fries and honey

>>37551747
chips are crisps in america tho britanon

>>37551627
>>hot sauce and pizza
I basically don't eat pizza if it's not spicy, that's not autistic

Prosciutto/salami with cranberry sauce. Beef stock with siracaha and lemon squeezed, in rice (im Asian). I'm not a NEET and I have a lot of $, so I don't really eat that autistically.

>>37551627
Pepperoni Pizza with strogonoff
Beef with chocolate bars on top
Cheese on EVERYTHING

>red wine and coke
>tendies and ranch dressing

>>37557431
Tuna and ketchup straight from the can is godly. The trick is to eat around 1/4 of the can before adding the ketchup.

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You take ramen, eggs, mayo, ketchup, sriracha, soy sauce, and salt, and cook it all together. The end result looks like processed vomit, so I took to calling it feed.
I don't make it anymore, but thinking about it now chills me to the bone. I think I even have a picture of it somewhere on my computer.

Fishdicks and ketchup

Capers and fried eggs go really well.