This is is directed at you guys that have penises smaller than

I'll never put it inside a woman anyway so it wouldn't matter if I had a 12 inch penis. It's irrelevant.

I only have a 12 gauge and id probably mess that up and not die instantly

im scared of dying and everything else is pretty good
I'll just never have a gf or any kind of sex or intimate human contact except the fake interest strippers show to get your money
I think eventually I'll crack and hire a prostitute and afterwards overdose on heroin or something

>>37548625
>>37548635
Do you guys find yourself overcompensating in every day life? Do you often get angry and violent without warning?

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If I had a gun I'm sure my brains would be splattered all over my bedroom wall by now

>>37548609
What is the source of this alluring image?

>>37548609
>tfw neither of those apply to me

>>37548816
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But really, which one are you, manlet or dicklet?

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>>37548816
Oops silly me phoneposting

Fact that I have a girlfriend who loves me

>>37548829
>>37548834
6" 1 too sup pussy

>>37548834
Not working with much girth there huh?

>>37548835

I thought that too until mine was fucking tyrones during her "european vacations".

>>37548853
6 in at at the base 5.5 in the shaft can't complain at least none of my girlfriends had anything but compliments. I pass the tp test with flying colours

>>37548609
I gave up on women and hooked up with a cute trap/twink bf and we fuck each other.

>>37548882
It's a respectable weiner. At least you have length to fall back on. I just wanted to be a dick. No pun intended

>>37548857
>European vacations
Fucking lel
How big is ur dicklet? How tall?

>>37548783
is it that easy to do? would it probably be instant if i have a shotgun and buckshot

>>37548834
ahaha nice 6" dick, unless your girlfriend enjoys you stuffing 2" of pubes into her

I know insecure guys rely on "bone pressed" length to feel better but goddamn, lets not be delusional

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>>37548927
5 in girth soft is bigger than alot of guys erect lol if you think 6 in girth erect isn't big I shouldn't be getting so much teeth in my blowjobs(:

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>>37548857
>he fell for the "european vacations" meme in the first place
You're a guillabe little fucker aren't ya.

>>37548851
Your good man. You pass both dick size an height requirements to live a decent life. Feels pretty good doesn't it? Cheers

Why do you niggas worry about this shit? I had 2 friends who have TINY Dicks. like well below average and they both had great girlfriends. and the guys were ugly as sin. Don't worry but at the same time do something. The most attractive thing you can do is be active

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>>37548991
I bone press cause if I hit it froggy style I can use up to my pelvis bone

>>37548609
I'm gay and I'm a bottom.

>>37549012
I'm still on r9k

>>37548997
Lol I understand that but not everybody here is a dicklet either. I'm 8 by 7.5 without any bone pressing bullshit. You should see the teeth I get

>>37548609
There's more to life then women

>>37549108
Prove it. Oh wait you're e-statting nvm(:

>>37548609
Lamotrigine and Bupropion desu

>>37548609
>6'3 7.5 inch dick
>still khv because I never get out to meet women

feels bad man

>>37549115
>>37549138
>>37549149
Do you guys find yourself overcompensating in every day life? Do you often get angry and violent without warning?

Orig

>>37549138
It's more fun to let you think you've beat me with your lil hot dog dick. I've got nothing to prove here

>>37549017
quit lying this doesn't happen
they either have average dicks, a lot of money, or you're straight up lying
no women want small dicks

>>37549202
t.trolling dicklet
You won't convince me otherwise without proof I've met a million of you jelly fags
Do you realize 7.5 is world record tier?

>>37548609
Someone please just tell me where the image is from

i'm 6'3 with 7.5 inches, 24 years old

still KHHV

>>37549200
Who's overcompensating? I'm just trying to piss people off in a 4chan thread like usual

>>37548834
>dick cheese
>huge pee-hole
lmao

>>37549235
Like I said I've got nothing to prove and yeah that's pretty much exactly what the ladies tell me

What do I have to do to facefuck a girl that looks like OP's picture

>>37549242
Op here it's a girl a met a few years ago.
I'm 6'2 and my dick is 7.3x 6.5

>>37549278
>thinking that's dick cheese
>lmao huge peehole!

such is life in copeistan

>>37549284
Become a feminist

>>37549294
Thank you! She's cute. I hope you two did the dang thing together

>>37549279
>what the ladies tell me
Wow what a smooth operator
Do you own a fedora?

>>37549330
We got drunk that night and she gave me a blow job that was about it. I had more pictures from our little shoot on my old phone, I'm trying to find it.

>>37549214
They don't, I was in a fraternity so I saw their dicks coming out of the shower, they were poor as fuck. Dude A was a super hard worker who payed for his own schooling. His nickname was the Green Goblin because he looked like a goddamn goblin. dude B was tall and fat as fuck and we called him Ogre because he mumbled a lot and was ugly, but he was a Chemistry wizard and was a pretty nice guy even if he was a mooch. Personality trumps looks, girls want a guy that they can brag about and while these guys weren't much to look at they had personalities and would treat their girls better than other guys treated thiers. the reason people say funny guys get girls is because funny people have a quicker wit and tend to dominate conversations with other males making them seem "Alpha" subconciously.

>>37549376

bro we need pics of their dicks hard.

for proof.

no homo

>>37548609
Being on this board has really made me appreciate everything I have a lot more. 6'0" 6.5" dick 6-7/10, not a virgin, have a job, a gf, etc.

I didn't realise people had it so bad.

>>37549373
Rock on buddy! I had a friend like that. We used to hook up and I'd shoot nudes of her afterwards. Ups for posting. I wish I felt that comfortable. Nice shot too

>>37549441
Something about putting girls in front of a camera really opens them up. I never had a good camera but I imagine I could have pulled off a lot more sexy photo shoots if I did.

i am 5'11" and have a 5.5 inch penis.
being close enough is good enough.

>>37549439

It's because out in the normie world we are average. All these mutants literally live underneath rocks jerking off to chinese cartoons.

>>37548609
who is this girl?

ravioli

>>37549536
It's weird how that happens. I used to shoot a lot of 120 film back then. I miss those days. I wish I could post some

>>37549376
whatever, I've heard this story and all these things normals say a hundred times. personality is important but if you think those girls aren't fucking Chad (secretly of course, so they don't lose their beta caretakers) you're naive as hell
>>37549439
glad we could help
now leave

>>37548609
Can you use non third world measurements? thanks.

>>37549021
lol that's not where your dick begins. That's not where your dick begins at all. 6" is fine dude lmao

>>37549684
Who are you? The international organisation for standardisation?

Because there are tons of leaders who are pretty short when photoshoots aren't covering for them.

Shit, look at how tall Stalin was and he dominated the Soviet Union until he died in bed.

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>>37548609
I'm 5'11" and have a 7 inch penis. I don't think women care half as much about height as you do. I've dated a girl who was 6'2" and we were happy. Dick size doesn't matter much either. Sexual satisfaction is multifactorial, you're being overly reductive and lashing out.
Why haven't I killed myself? Women don't throw themselves at me but I'm not bitter about it. Put in some work, get to know them, connect emotionally, risk rejection and you'll eventually become intimate. Caveat: I don't use Tinder or other online services. I'd probably have less "success" and be bitter if I used them since I'm not the best looking.

>>37549801
>Dick size doesn't matter much either
yeah not when you're safely over the minimum requirements
fuck off.

>>37548609
I give zero fucks about relationships and intimacy. I can whack it for the moment I need and be on my way. Gives me more time for my hobbies and work.

>>37549654
I swear to good this mentality is fucking poisonous. What exactly makes a Chad? If your poor it's the people with the looks and money, if your rich it's the people with the looks and charisma, and if your handsome it's the people with the money and charisma. It never fucking ends. According to that logic there is a top 1% of men getting 99% of pussy. It doesn't fucking work that way. Yes some women cheat on their men, just like some cars kill their drivers. Does that mean you shouldn't fucking drive? If your girl is out at night and you don't trust her then dump her ass and start over. If she has a kid that you think is not yours than call for a paternity test. Misfortune will follow you wherever you go but that is no reason to live a miserable life. At any point in your life things can get worse. if that terrifies you than kill yourself, kill your enemies, end it.

>>37549926

not him but whats the minimum requirements?

Does it differ by race or how much of a hoe/thot she is?

>>37549976
>implying the 80/20 rule is a meme
what kind of normalfag are you anyway
honestly I'm sort of memeing Im not retarded
but why try when you know deep down, from looking at the facts, that you'll never be good enough for someone to want you

>>37548609
you guys desperately want me to measure my dick, don't you?

how fucking obvious can you dumbasses get?

>>37548774
Neither of these anons
I have a 5 incher erect
and I think of my self quite alturistic

>>37548609
Is 6'6" to tall?

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>>37548609
Look at men like Tesla or Turing
They were successes without regarding their dick size.

>>37550757
What's ur dick size?

>>37550815
Turing was a homo and anecdotally a size queen

>>37550957
7 inch m'lord

>>37551022
Nice. You're good. Dubs. nice.

Asian dudes where you at?!!

>>37549186
Exactly same stats for me lel.

>>37548609
I plan to off myself in about 3 months.

>>37548609
There's still lots to enjoy in life, like Guardians of the Galaxy.

because there's things to enjoy in life, like... like... actually, good point... cya

>>37548834
>pubes
gross desu

What the fuck do I care how big my dick is

>>37548609
Drugs and self indulgence to be honest

>>37550757
probably desu. People fall for the bigger is better height meme all the time, but people that tall are almost always poorly proportioned and awkward looking. Not to say you're necessarily like that, but it's not an optimal height.

>>37548774
no, I just love a boring mundane life.
Childish and don't know how to act like a man, even though I'm 25

6'2" tall with a 5.6 inch penile
Feels average to me, and according to most people it's about average
no one's complained about it yet
the secret is to stimulate a grills tiddies or play with her clit while fuckin. So long as she's not a senseless whore it'll stimulate her body and she won't be concerned that your dick isn't hyper and ripping them in half. She'll be happy that you're touching her and trying to make her feel good other than just rolling on top of her, sperging your load, and rolling off.
T. My experience

>>37548857
>dating a travel Stacey
Unless "travel" means hopping sleeping off the roadside or in a dingy room in SEA, travelfags are just pretentious scum, and girls who travel are there for no other reason than the local cock carousel.

I'm 5'8 so I dont know. I'm pretty unsatisfied with my height but I also have a 7 x 5.5 penis so it could be worse I guess. I dont know, Im pretty unsatisfied with my life as a whole

>>37549801

>women with mannish height not being particular about a man's height is proof that women don't care about height despite the undeniable fact that its a non-negotiable trait for almost all women

>>37552399
how do you play with tiddies to help her cum? that sounds like a big ask

>>37548609
For every vagina therese is a penis. Why would only mens genitals come in different sizes?

>>37548977
I've read that you are unconscious before you can even hear the gunshot.

>>37548609
I am 5'11" but i gotta a big dick and i already sticked in 50+ grills...also We don't use ameritard mesures so i pass the bar of 180 cm. I also made a cuck out of 2 lanky fags...

Being 5'7 is the average on my shitty country and i have a 6.5'' penis so it's not too bad

>>37552894
Stimulation yo, female nipples are more sensitive than males' so when you're fucking just take a tiddy in your mouth and start sucking, if you're eating her out or fingering her then just reach up and roll her nipple between your fingers

This is directed at OP: what keeps you from killing yourself?

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>>37548609
>tfw above in both categories

>>37548609
Your height and penis size is only relevant if you intend to breed, which I don't.

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Under 6" penis and under 6 feet tall is death combination.
>Praying for those robots

>>37548774
No, I'm not some super manlet, I'm average height.

Who gives a fuck if you have a small dick?
I have a small dick, and if i get the chance to fuck a woman, SHES GONNA FUCKING TAKE THAT SMALL DICK, AND SHES GONNA FUCKING LIKE IT

I dont think about it much. Im a virgin and always will be. But I remember worrying a lot about it when I was 15-16 though

>>37552647
I've dated a chick who was 5'1" as well. It was to illustrate that I've dated a woman who was at least 3 inches taller than me, something spergs on the internet think is impossible.

>>37555058
You won't be able to reason with spergs like that. They are completely withdrawn from reality into their own bitter delusions.

>>37548834
>>37548997
>>37549021
So THIS is why everyone on r9k claims to have a big dick.

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>>37548609
I dunno, OP. What keeps you?

4.5" penis. Simple, I have a girlfriend and we're happy.

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>>37549439
Why the fuck are you here, then? To laugh at everyone? Go away. Don't come back.

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>tfw 6'1" and 8 inch dick but gay because shallow roastie sluts don't deserve me.

>>37555321
Honestly the only thing that keeps me from killing myself is knowing I can attract new female attention whenever I want and follow through with a decent sized penis. Also I couldn't break my families hearts by killing myself. Deep down I really hate life though.

5'11 and 5.5 inch dicklet. fucked 3 girls so far. not a robot, just lurking to make fun of you fags

My penis is 6 inches. As for being under 6ft I don't really care that much

>>37555396
Yeah, same. I know from experience all you need is a good cock to get the ladies.
>be me
>fat
>ugly
>autistic
>have 10 gfs due to my foot long weiner
It's pretty easy to acquire that many, if you're like me. How I did it was just by walking around the beach swinging my huge 3 foot cock around. Every woman in the vicinity was instantly drawn in by it's pungent, manly aroma and sheer size. If your dick isn't 5 feet long like mine though, consider yourself out of the game.

I'm gay and like being smaller than other guys

>>37548609
Going by your standards, all asians should kill themselves, most south americans, most europeans.
The only continent where the average dick size is over 6 is Africa.
Being sexually attractive is important but women want men they find physically attractive and comfortable to be with to bed them rather than the man with the biggest penis. At least not all the time.

>>37548609
>caring about getting laid this much
wew

5 foot 11 and 5.5 penis

The rest of my life is so Shit it drowns it out

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>>37548609
the fact i come from a fairly well off family, that i have probably fucked more girls in one night than at least 50% of this board and fucked pretty girls and i have ambition to succeed instead of cower.

My question for you is op, why are you so full of bitterness or lacking attention where you attempt to make people feel bad as you do??

idk not much to gain by ending my life early

>>37548609
People irl actually don't give a shit about height unless you're exceptionally short or tall. I'm 5'10 and being 2 inches taller wouldn't change anything in my life.

>committing suicide instead of contributing to the beta uprising
Mercer did it right.

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>>37548609
>5'10
>Skinnyfat
>4/10 face
>5" dick
Still have gf. If you would stop being so insecure about shit you can't change maybe your personality would be that much more attractive to others.

pic related

The fact that my penis is longer than 6 inches

>>37548609
Source? Those are some nice feet.

5'8" 6.5ish dick
Never been given shit for either and I still got laid and a gf.

I wish I had a longer reach though

>>37557185
she must be a trash tier gf

>>37557278
>moving goalposts
This is /r9k/

>>37548609
the fact that i'm taller than 6ft

>>37557185
that's not a 5 inch dick dude

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>>37557185
>>37557372
yeah it is. Low 5" like 5.1-5.2

>>37557455
you got a source for that buddy

>>37557560
OC friendo
Orinignale

>>37557588
frick off, can u dump more

>>37548609
I see total turbomanlets with girlfriends every single day, while I'm a 6'3 lanklet kv. And the woman won't know about your dick size until you're already in bed with her. Chad doesn't care about her thinking you have the perfect dick size. He just acts in the moment.

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>>37557455
>>37557624
well I can't do both

>>37557649
legend, how did the mirror break

>>37557649
>>37557658
don't want to derail.
Point is most qts don't care about height and/or dick size unless it is severely above/below average. Plus you cannot change these things so why be so worried about them?

This pic is so hot op obgbbuh

I play video games focusing on small creatures and stuff

I tell myself that a large piece of talc can make a bigger imoact through writing on a chalkboard than a small piece of obsidian and vice versa

I tell myself that there is good food out there to be enjoyed made by big cooks and little cooks alike

I tell myself that even though small dogs can be yappy they can also be very fun and even though the stereotype of big dogs being aggressice exists not all of them are prone to attacking people and stuff

>>37557185
>tattoo
Into the trash it goes

>>37548774
I get easily aggressive against other men. Been into a couple of fistfights over basically nothing.

My EDC also tends to be on the larger side. I carry a full size 1911 and a 5.5 inch folder from Cold Steel. I drive a large car and have a large amstaff ironically his dick is bigger than mine. I'm 5"7 and 5" inch dick.

>>37548609
Yo who tf is this I'm diamonds rn

>>37548609

Tell me why I should end my life for those reasons.

I want to see what becomes of Western Civilization and the U.S in particular. We are living in turbulent times with the US Dollar in its death throes and the entire empire is precarious. We're almost analogous to late 20's Weimar at this point.

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>>37548609
>5'8
>5.5"
>chubby
>still had a dozen+ partners over they years

Women don't care about that shit. When they rattle off their preferences these things are typically tacked on as part of the wish list, but they're not mandatory.

All women really care about is your behavior.
Are you confident? Are you assertive? Are you polite but not a pussy? Do you have your shit together? Are you in control of your life? Do you have goals and ambitions? Are you actually pursuing those goals in some way?

You do those things, and the pussy is yours.

Learn to dress yourself.
Get your look together. Lose the emo haircut. Shave the neckbeard. Learn to groom your hair/beard/whatever. Learn to iron your clothes, color coordinate, and accessorize reasonably. Fewer video game t-shirts, more button-ups.

Learn to carry yourself.
Learn to speak with confidence. Learn to smalltalk. Learn to read people. Learn to engage people and keep them happy to talk to you. Learn to steer a room with your conversation choices.

Work out. Learn to cook good food. Healthy shit, delicious shit, traditional shit, and mix it all up from time to time.

Get some hobbies related to personal growth, like hiking and camping, reading history and philosophy, painting and musical instruments.

tl;dr: Master yourself. Then use that to master others and your environment. Women will adore you.

The only issue then is virtually no women do this shit themselves. So you build yourself up for years, and you can land all the roasties you want, but you no longer want any roasties. You begin to resent them for having so many luxuries in life and squandering them all on roastie bullshit instead of growing themselves as human beings like you did.

you faggots are more insecure than preteen girls, that's why girls dont date you

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>>37558036
Continued:

Then you're stuck chasing the ultra-rare girl that actually has her shit together. After all, the main reason women crave men with their lives under control is because they want to siphon some of that. They want a man who can cook for THEM. Clean for THEM. Earn money for THEM. Raise children for THEM.

They seek these confident, self-assured, cultured men to fill in gaps in their own lives. The few women without such gaps often don't need men, and all too often settle for taking on a maternal role and providing for a beta.

You all need to realize that as "sad" as a <6', <6" guy is, 90% of women are even worse. 90% of women are even more pathetic, and that's why even guys who are 5'4 with 4" dicks can get laid. Women are not only worse at most things, either due to socialization or due to nature, but they're also deeply insecure and neurotic, making them undervalue themselves.

OKCupid published data on messaging and dating rates and found that if a woman waited to be hit on, she typically ended up with a guy beneath her status, but if she took the initiative and asked guys out, she ended up above her status. And yet still, the vast majority of women are passive, waiting on men to hit on them, and then settling for lower status men.

Like a 7/10 chick could land a 9/10 dude if she hit on him, but she's terrified, so she won't. So she ends up with a 5/10 dude who had the balls to try for her.

>>37558074
THIS. This entire thread is the pinnacle of femininity. A bunch of guys acting like little girls. Probably because you were raised by single mothers. You gotta get past that shit and learn to be men. Not macho bullshit, either. Real manhood.

Check out any books on Stoicism. Those are basically distilled Masculine Wisdom.

Or browse these:
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Marcus_Aurelius
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Seneca_the_Younger
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Epictetus

>>37548609
>6.6 inch dong
>a hair over 6 feet tall

I just made it, lads

>>37557833
That's pretty comical desu

My carry piece is a px4 storm compact

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my fellow robots, can we have a rare pepe thread?

>>37548609
my sister has cancer so i gotta be there for her

Why can't you fucks measure honestly

5'9
5.5 incher
Slept with at least 11 different grills
2 long term QT gfs
OP btfo
How does it feel knowing you're a waste of a 6 foot frame and 0 of all 8 inches of your cock will never be touched by a woman?

By not having 6 inch dicks among my people. I'm basically part of the demographic.

>>37558115
Someone explain this pic

>>37548609
It's as if you're suggesting your life isn't worth living unless you meet some minimum requirements to please a woman. Was your father present in your childhood and adolescence?

>tfw 6.1 feet tall and 6,1 inch cock

weird

>>37560355
>tfw 170cm tall and 17cm cock

Works out pretty well actually.

>>37548609
Because i have a gf,friends , a family that loves me and a good job waiting for me after unni.

Are those good reasons for you ?