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>>37567212
sassy tomboy

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>>37567212
Shy tomboys - naoto shirogane,
Shy girls - hinata hyuga,
Kuuderes - kyoko kirigiri,
Extrovert tomboys - chie satonaka
Sleepy - chiaki nanami
Chuuni - megumin
Serious types who need to learn to relax - Makoto niijima
Tsunderes that arent constant violence
Genki - minako
Yandere - tharja

I actually don't have high standards about personality archetypes.

My two favorites are kuuderes and danderes, maybe because I see myself as a mix of the two.

>>37567145
You mean do guys eat pussy? It's alot more messy than giving fellatio you realise, and usually does not smell nor taste good. A guy cums once, but you have to taste the sour pit the entire time, and it takes longer for girls to orgasm too.

So what would you expect?

>>37567145
I know if you're shaven and generally clean I would, and most guys would do the same.

Vaginas taste and smell bad

>>37567134
>Are motorcycles robot tier?
Short answer: No
Long answer: Nooooooooooo.

>>37567134

Safety, that is literally the only issue. Wouldn't mind the impracticality/weather aspects.

They do look fun though

>>37567153
Get the fuck outta here. Go buy yourself a 1980s Suzuki already

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>>37567108
Regale us with the tale, OP.

>>37567108
Why didn't you just eat some poon instead?

Greentext it faggo

>>37567003
but i have always identified with the bad guys

>>37567003
>he doesn't realize everything means the opposite in this bizzarro universe
>he doesn't understand dualism and polarities

trick or treat bitch

>>37567003
>he doesn't realize that Chads are good, because everyone loves them for their looks
>he doesn't realize that robots are the bad guys, due to years of neglect, rejection, and humiliation
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

these people hardly look human

>>37566958
I don't want a relationship if it isn't storybook level, and theres no way I could have a storybook romance.

Basically, I don't want a relationship.

why don't you just go suck a fuck you nigger normie

>>37566898
What is it like to suck a nice cock?

>>37566943
>What is it like to suck a nice cock?
I don't know, haven't tried yet
If they taste as good as they look it must be pretty nice~

I did it once but i didn't sucked his dick i just rimmed him a little bit. I don't suck dicks because i'm not gay, it was uncomfortable to have his junk so close to my face. He was very good with his mouth i remember that much

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>>37566857
wew, maybe stop being a lil bitch

>>37566857
Should've started making out with her then and there. No woman dose that unless she wants you to follow up with some mouth action.

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>>37566924
Don't listen to this anon. It would have been highly unhygienic to kiss inside the walk in fridge. Making out on food is never a good idea, especially if that food is served to customers.
Not to mention it's unethical to do it in your workplace. You're paid to provide customers with sandwiches, not to put your tongue inside your coworker's mouth.
Also, did you wash your hands after she licked you?

We're sac people.

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The amniotic sac opened during afterbirth examination.

interesting, post more

You know that you have the agency to request a therapist of a specific gender, right?

>>37566686
Im not saying I can't get a male therapist, but why the fuck are so many therapists female???

And they're probably texting Chad and the other Stacies about how they're dealing with an adult virgin and other mean things.

Gangs are harder to find in the UK and I'm not exactly gang material

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Im not a nigger

oil

>>37566639
No respectable gang will hire a spergy, anxious fat guy

Stop playing garbage games.

>>37566612
tracer/mccree/zarya/dva/roadhog/winston/ana

should I get overwatch or battlegrounds?

>>37566509
Buy her a 2 dollar salad

>>37566509
by simply looking at her.

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>>37566509
Hey fat bitch you're a waist of air
*shhhhiiigh*

>>37566466
I don't think you can physically get away from anything anon...

>>37566466
Same. You alcoholic too?

>>37566466

Why aren't you doing yoga you stupid fucking idiot?

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That guy looks like a Far Cry villian.

Also, OP have you listened to Adam Lanza's radio call-in? This isn't directly related to your topic but it reminded me of how spree shooters and other killers can actually impart quite a bit of wisdom. https://youtu.be/J0VSX2gSlUM

>>37566452
Maybe he knows the suffering will be over soon. Clearly he went to Thailand to get drunk, fuck hookers, and escape western bullshit society. Now he doesnt have to go back.

>>37567621
Why he looks like an alien ?!?