Who here /sucked a dick and regret it/? I fell for the "just

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>>37567108
Regale us with the tale, OP.

>>37567108
Why didn't you just eat some poon instead?

Greentext it faggo

I really wish I could go gay but the thought of sucking a dick other than my own repulses me

>>37567108
This is pretty much everyone that does it, ready for a red pill, Gays in the closet are actually happier overall

I once got caught up in a game of gay chicken and kissed my dude Friend on the lips...

It was pretty gay and we both agreed never to play gay chicken again.

>>37567108
You are not worthy to call yourself a man anymore. If you truly regret what you did kill yourself in the most gruesome way and you will be free of your despicable sin.

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I sucked a dick and liked it, anon.
Swallowed too.

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>>37567108
Green anon

>>37567108
did he nut in your mouth?

>>37567201
You're posting anime shit though, which means you're lying and have no sexual life and don't ever go outside.

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Me. Three times even.

By the time I was between their legs, bobbing my head up and down on their hard cocks, I thought it was kinda boring and wanted to go home instead. Thankfully I wasn't particularly good, so they just finished themselves. Then had my cock sucked and they swallowed.

Regretted it three times over, but at some point I thought it was really hot again. Maybe I'll do it again in the future, but it's not really that interesting to me anymore. I sometimes fantasize about it, but only because I've fapped too much and start to become desensitized to regular porn.

Currently recently single and enjoying my time with GILFS and regular girls. Women are still waaaay better. It's incredible how much softer their bodies are. And I'm currently on a titcow obsession. Always have, but this time I'm actively pursuing it.

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>>37567264
Not true. I'm a productive member of the society and probably count for a normie by /r9k/'s standards.

Have sucked several cocks, enjoyed it, never regretted it. To each his own.

>>37567108
I sucked a couple of dicks for the first time at gay sauna when I was really drunk a while back. I really liked it but probably bad at it. I get diamonds thinking about that experience.

>>37567371
ugh. greentext it pls

Only cock I would suck is my own, and I've tried but I can't. I often have dreams of sucking my own. Seeing a man suck one does nothing, it looks strange to me.

>>37567172
mark / gil, is that you?

>>37567273
You need to get fucked, desu. You won't think that's boring.

oregano

>>37567128
>feeling like shit being a lonely friendless khv
>watch way too much porn and had this bicurious fetish for a long time
>decide to post an ad on a local gay hookup site
>this 40years old something dude answers an hour later
>he sends pics, big belly, kind face, kinda looks like a christmas santa
>he says he's bi and married and his wife is on vacation
>go to his place, awkward small talk where I just feel out of place, kinda want to just stop already and get back home
>he puts his hand on my thigh and tells me to relax
>I grab his hand and tell him I'm here to suck his cock, not the other way
>Get on my knees in front of him while he's sitting on his couch
>He gets his dick out
>Smells like piss and rancid balls
>After all this, having a cock 20cm away from my face, I can't back now
>Get it in my mouth and start sucking
>He grabs my head and push it on his cock
>I'm choking on this fat dude's smelly disgusting cock, can't breathe and feeling like vomiting
>He cums in a few seconds in the back of my throat, I feel tears flowing, I want to burst crying
>He lets me breathe and says sorry for being rough
>I stand up and just walk away, sobbing a little and get back to my place
>Crash on my bed and cry myself to sleep
>Wake up and post this thread

>>37567154
The thought of sucking dick repulses me less than the thought of eating pussy. If I could suck my own dick I'd do it every day. Anyone else's dick is an instant boner killer though.

>>37567108
I tried to talk a guy out of doing this the other day. At least you're not alone, I guess. If you still like women you're not gay, and I wouldn't count it as losing your virginity or anything. Just forget about it and move on.

>>37567460
lmao jesus christ

i hope this isnt true

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>>37567432
I fantasize about it, but I've played with my ass a few times, and it does nothing for me. I mean, I sure as fuck feel it, but mehhhh. Can't imagine if instead of my fingers, it's a hard cock ramming in and out of it. Definitely not a masochist myself, even though I like to be submissive in that sense.

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I tried sucking cocks, but they weren't any fun.

Dicks either have no smell at all, or smell like something died on them. Very rarely do you get that nice masculine musky smell that really nice.

Also, for some reason I fell for hentai memes that sucking dick somehow gives your own dick/ass pleasure and you'd start moaning, because it feels so good. Really, the only person getting pleasure is the receiver.

Also, I have a strong gag reflex, and some of the guys had very long or wide dicks so I couldn't suck on them right.

All in all, sucking dick is a meme.

A 'lesbian' friend said she was curious but wouldn't do it unless I was willing to do something weird that I might not like too. She said she would suck me to completion if I blew one of her gay friends, that way we're even or some shit. It made sense when she proposed it somehow. Something like how can you expect me to suck a dick if you won't even do it? We both like girls so it's fair.

Naturally come time for her end she 'changes her mind like a bitch. It's about as fun as it sounds, smells bad, tastes bad, gagging, you can smell and taste the cum hours later, and of course there is the fact that another guy made you his bitch. Moral of the story is women are dishonest, make her go first because she won't hold up her end of the deal in the future.

>>37567538
Yea but did you hit the prostate m8?

sucked two dicks.. rly dont enjoy it, just makes me gag and feels like you're just sucking a big thumb or something

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>>37567460
>can't say no now

>>37567108
At least you're finally a man now. You didn't go for the inferior gender, so take solace in that.

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>>37567460
If it was a cutie twink i guess you could just say you were experimenting, but a 40 year old piss smelling santa cock, Jesus anon thats just pathetic.

I'm gay and don't really like sucking dick either. I'll do it to get the guy hard and if he enjoys it but it is kind of boring after awhile. Never had a guy that smells weird though..huh. I'd prefer frotting or fucking.

>>37567201
fag
good for you though

>>37567460
You're not a KHV virgin or a robot anymore. You're officially a faggot now.

Oral sex is still sex. So you basically gave up your virginity to some fat old guy from a gay hookup site. Enjoy.

>>37567264
>if you like something I don't like you have all of these negative traits
kanye west likes akira. how does that make you feel anon

>>37567460
Hey, my first time was actually a bisexual bear big guy, but i found him attractive because he was the kind of masculine that I am attracted to.

I went down on him and got hard, but he already mentioned that he was only interested in getting head. He came in like 2 minutes too.

I swallowed like a champ.

>>37567460
Nothing wrong with discovering a new thing anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyJSbbJXLjc

>>37567759
I really only get into it if the guy is face fucking me. Part of it is I'm lazy and part of it is the dominance aspect is a big turn on.

>>37567675
HAHAHAHA she was never gonna give you the succ she just wanted to see if she could pull this one.

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>>37567108
>>37567460

You fucked up when you decided to suck a dick, and get your dick sucked.

Faggot.

>>37567460

lmao comedy gold lol'd hard

>>37567981
how is that comedy gold?

>>37567675
>lesbian tease tricks you into sucking cock
>haha, no anon, I won't suck off some sissy faggot like you

Hot. This is the sort of thing I would fantasize about

>>37567992

i dk desu , maybe because im high and drunk and have a better sense of humour then you do? idk

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I'm at most prison gay. That gif is not arousing at all, and the thought of sucking penis is unappealing. However, if i were a little drunk and a girly boi twink offered their boipucci to me, I MIGHT take them up on it. I can't believe I'm typing this actually; loneliness does some terrible things to a man

>>37567388
Not really that interesting but here goes

>got really drunk at a bar by myself
>go to hostel I was staying at close to gay sauna
>not just drunk but more horny than I've been in years and years
>lust is so overpowering it takes over and I lose all inhibitions and go to the sauna
>undress, shower and all that, walk around with just a towel like everyone else, not many people around though
>go into the actual sauna part, there's a guy sitting opposite
>thanks to lust and booze not nervous but not really knowing what exactly to do
>two good-looking guys with an accent (maybe German) come come in and one of them starts feeling up my thigh
>can't control myself and start going down on him, the texture of his dick feels amazing in my mouth
>guy who was opposite starts eating me out while I'm sucking this guy off
>I must've been doing a bad job because the guy I'm going down on politely moves on after a little while
>end up hanging out with the guy who was eating me out and we both go up to a private room, on closer look he's probably a good 10-20 years older than me but not bad-looking
>do a bunch of stuff: make out, suck him off, he eats me out and sucks me off
>at times he's lying on top of me, first time I've ever had that much body-to-body contact, we're both sweaty from the sauna
>unfortunately so drunk I start feeling sick when he's on me but I manage to suppress the urge to throw up
>really want him to fuck me but I'm not loose enough so he ends up riding me raw
>I cum inside him and he cums on me as I play with his nipples (apparently his thing)
>go to showers and talk about this and that

>got extremely paranoid about STDs afterward and get myself extensively tested
>all tests came back negative but I'm still worried

I still wonder whether I can say I'm properly not a virgin though. Not in the sense of purity since I'm obviously degenerate and corrupted as fuck, but in the sense like I still don't feel like I've really made it.

>>37568128
Nono, dont get the idea that you are anywhere close a virgin.

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never found myself in the situation where it could happen and too pussy to make it happen myself

it seems incredibly arousing. being on your knees, having a hard, throbbing cock slid unto your mouth, feeling it's hardness and warmth, bobbing your head up and down, getting lost in the act, having big strong hands guide you up and down the shaft, him moaning and calling you a good girl, maybe sucking the balls and have him slap your face with his dick, before he empties himself on your face or in your mouth

but the reality might be different, and the whole disease thing is terrifying

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>>37567460
>grab his hand and tell him I'm here to suck his cock not the other way

>>37568260
kek, he was alpha for three whole seconds

>>37568128
It can take years before HIV manifests itself to detectable levels.

>>37567108
Had anal sex and got sucked off today by a daddy

>fucked him in the vehicle next to a youth camp
>had him fuck me and cum inside me
>had him suck me off and jerk me off til I came

Sucking dick was great too and we both were pre-cumming

why is this place so fucking gay REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37568294
BS. 6 months tops.

oregano

>>37568324
Fuck off to normie boards normalfag.

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>>37568128
Wow dude. It's like you went prison gay without the prison. How old were you?

>>37567460
why do faggots always end up doing this? Going for some old fatass from Craigslist?

>>37568401
No. It can legitimately take an entire decade

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>>37567460
>He gets his dick out
>Smells like piss and rancid balls
>After all this, having a cock 20cm away from my face
>I can't back now
>I can't back now
>I CANT BACK NOW

yes you could you homo.

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>>37567783
Oh man, that was savage.

>>37568294
>>37568469
Nah mate, I read all the available medical literature about it and got myself tested at the two medically recommended timeframes, both negative. Still paranoid though because I got really sick for an entire month almost a year later and got worried that that was it manifesting. Yeah there have been isolated cases where it remained dormant for years but those are rare. Besides, even catching HIV is apparently relatively unlikely if you fuck someone positive once. It becomes very likely if you're going out all the time and fucking randoms who might have it.

>>37568181
I think you're misunderstanding. I'm not saying "tee hee I'm still a virgin" like a roastie would. I'm saying I don't feel any of the prestige I apparently should feel for not being a virgin.

>>37568429
Late 20s

>sucking dick makes me feel sick
>getting dicked in the ass turns me on

What's wrong with me?

>>37568445
For me it was because an older dude seem kinder, like he won't judge me and makes me feel at ease.

>>37568735
It's called being a normalfag.

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>>37567108
kek, faggot

>t.dicksucker and loving it

>>37567273
Same shit here. Did grindr stuff a few times and felt like such a fag. I did everything but recieve anal (asshole is too tight or I would have done it too)

Guys give way better bj though

>>37568609
>Still paranoid though because I got really sick for an entire month almost a year later and got worried that that was it manifesting.

That sounds like herpies. You can have that for years and not notice. It's difficult to test for too because you can only test positive during an outbreak.

When I see a penis I want to suck it, but only to make it cum and make the guy like me, but if there's a face in the picture I'm turned off. What does this mean

>>37568896
It like a really bad case of the flu that lasted a whole month. The doctor said something about a throat infection (even though my throat felt fine) but I think it was closer to a mild case of pneumonia because I definitely had fluid in my lungs and I couldn't breathe in fully without sharp pain. Still, the anti-biotics they prescribed seem to help so who knows. It probably wan't HIV at least.

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>>37568855
Post a pic of your tight asshole pls

oregano

>>37567460
Did you knock him out and steal some shit and leave a hidden note for his wife, and spit some cum on the note so she knows it's real

>>37567584
My dick has like a short period of time where it smells musky, and then it smells like vinegar piss as soon as I touch it

>cool gay black coworker
>me and other coworkers hang out a lot
>go to his place one night to smoke weed
>everyone leaves
>he immediately offers to suck my dick
>why not
>says he wants to eat me out
>sure
>I'm bent over the bed while he's licking my ass
>eventually feel something poking thin poking in my ass
>a..are you fingering me?
>he puts both his hands on my shoulders
>oh so it's your dick
>just my luck that I get the only small dicked black guy
>feels nice, especially on outward strokes, but not great

Do I just need to find a guy with a bigger dick? I don't think he hit my prostate. It didn't even feel warm inside me but maybe that was because of the condom

>>37569005
Na, im embarassed of my ass, its way too hairy.

>>37569220
but that's what makes it hot
t. real homo

>it's another gay thread
Please go to >>>/lgbt/ or >>>/hm/ for these topics, thanks.

>>37569250
>t. real homo
you are probably a girl and a fujo

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How much training do you need before doing anal? I want some BBC in me and know I can't start off with a monster dick but is a regular 6-7 incher doable for an anal virgin?

>>37569220
I like hairy ass though please post it please!

>>37569220
Does anyone else shave around their asshole but not their actual ass? It gets a bit itchy either way, but wiping and cleaning is much easier if it's smooth down there.

>>37569274
Sauce? Wish I could look that good taking a dick

>>37569369
Nah I got a bidet for like $30. Makes everything easier and cuts down on toilet paper a ton.

>>37567303

>normies suck cock

I have always suspected this.

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I'm bicurious too but I decided to wait until I find a guy I really like, its so dumb to jump off the deep end and fuck a guy you're not even attracted to just to see if you are gay, what does that even prove? You may as well fuck the ugliest most disgusting girl just because she has a vagina.

This is how people get memed into faggotry, you don't have to be like the rest of these degenerate faggots hooking up with random guys from craiglist, just go on a date or something with another cool guy and have a open mind.

>>37570450
Good point. I went out on a tinder date with a 10/10 cutie, got to know him, met his roommates, then after a couple times of hanging out we got high and exchanged blowies. We are still friends but don't sex anymore but it feels better than a random hookup.