What's your excuse for not joining a gang?

Gangs are harder to find in the UK and I'm not exactly gang material

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Im not a nigger

oil

>>37566639
No respectable gang will hire a spergy, anxious fat guy

i've never been offered gang membership

>>37566685
Just start a gang for robots

>>37566639
Because I'm not a savage.

If I'm half-Italian can I join the mafia?

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>>37566639
No gang is as cool as the third street saints. Nor will they ever be. Nor would that be a safe occupation.

>>37566662
>Gangs are harder to find in the UK
formal gangs yes, but I bet you 100$ I can find a group of youngsters willing to stab you in 30 minutes of walking in london.

>>37566639
they're for retarded niggers that sacrifice their lives so that their neighborhood is shit, upper class white highschool chads & stacies get their weed, and schlomo gets his coke.

>>37566639
probably because I don't want people to stab my eyes out for tell their sister to stop being a bitch

I live in a poor hood right now with mexicans and blacks. It's horrible. Parents hitting their kids for crying, 9 year old girls fist fighting in the streets. Women yelling left and right.

Gangs are for scum bags like these people.

>>37566639
No one wants to die with me.
Also I have no money.

>>37566709
You can, but you you'll never be a "made man." They need to be able to trace your lineage back to the home country Sicily, being a mutt excludes you from being made, meaning untouchable.. you can still be in the mafia though

>>37566639
I'm not a nigger

original post

I'm WAY too much of beta to be in gangs.

Anyone yelling at me loudly in the face makes me want to cry.

I guess I could do drive-bys, but that's it.

>>37566826
>I guess I could do drive-bys, but that's it.
I'm black and even I'm too pussy for that let alone even "thinking" of joining a gang.

What would a beta gang be like?

>>37566697
that would be pathetically awesome!
beta uprising gang shooting normies on sight, making eliot rodger all over again.
wrath natural selection mode

>>37566894
theyd be called the "dogs"
they identify themselves from the other gangs by constanly walking on all fours

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>>37567754
t. "the dogs"
see image attached

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>>37566639
It's not a good look when I'm trying to be a pilot. Nah, I'm good. You really think some airline company is gonna hire someone holding a Glock with some other intimidating fellows?

>>37566639

My city is over 99% white

>>37566709
Ya, get elected to a government office.

I'm a potatonigger can I go to Boston and join the mob?

>>37567754
the DIAMOND dogs

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>>37567893
Quentin is alpha

>>37566639
I was unironically in a gang from 2005-2008. Shit started gettin pretty fucked up towards the end of it and a few of my friends are still in prison. Luckily no one I know died. It was actually pretty fucking fun while it lasted.

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>>37566639
I did. I joined a Mexican gang and it's kinda fun. We were drinking in the projects last weekend.

>>37566639
I would rather join the mafia, yakuza, triad, or the cartel than shitty gangs.

>>37568284
You realize that the mafia, yakuza and triads all have shitty street gangs full of young men attached to them, right? You have to be a member of one of those small gangs first and do regular gang shit that American gangs would do.

>>37568315
You realize that they don't put people who are actually pretty good at strategies, extremely good at keeping money safe, ect out of the street gangs, right?

>>37566639
BECAUSE IM NOT A THIRD WORLDER