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Post your thesis here. It can be about robots, normies, chads, roasties, friendzone, whatever. I will tell you why you're wrong, and you will never mention it again on this board.
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Filthy, filthy bump.
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9-9=0.00000000000000000000
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*PPPFFFRRRBBBBBRRRRAAAAPAPPPPPFFFFTTTTTT* *PFFTPFT* *BRRT* *pffff...* *pf*

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>buy car thinking girls will dig it and get me pussy
>it doesn't

fuuuck. What more do women want, I've got a nice car, money to spend on gifts and eating out, good enough looks, not a manlet, passable personality. Literally what else do I need.
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>>37607145
WELL ANON THAT'S A GAY ASS CAR LOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GET A BLACKOUT 86 MAYBE THAT'LL HELP A BIT
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>>37607145
>buy a Ford thinking girls will be attracted to him
Girls require a BMW at least. kek
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>>37607145
texting game on tinder OR different location if you live in the middle of nowhere

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>tfw tall girl

I don't want this feel anymore.
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>tfw no tall girl gf that lets you sleep on her lap, pats you on the head and tells you everything will be okay
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there will be men asking you to play out their amazon fetish ITTT
you deserve no sympathy but pathetic males will trip over themselves giving you attention
everything about this board has gone to shit
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>>37606978
>4'11-5'1
>god tier
What? They are gnomes who would give birth to gnome children. Breeding with one of them is the biggest fuck you you could give to your male children. 5'5-5'7 is the optimal female height. 5'9 is still good too.

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tfw only sex I ever had was when I knocked up my cousin
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>>37606951
tfw this is how i was concieved
tfw incest child
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>>37606951

Story time? Is she at least attractive or were you completely desperate?
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>>37606951
>tfw didn't have a cousin my age to have sexual fantasies about and "experiment" with
Why even live

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>be oldbot
>browse old HD
>early 00s rock songs.mp3
>realize how wonderful is being a young person
>wasted it on video games and being alone

If you are under 21 and still browse this hellhole GET THE FUCK OUT AND ENJOY LIFE THIS SITE IS VENOM FOR YOUR BRAIN, EVEN WORSE THAN CHEAP DRUGS FOR FUCKS SAKE FUCK OFF
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Im turning 21 in less than a month, wat do...
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>>37606889
what should i do instead? girls in my town are unattractive assholes and they are all antisocial. same with boys. i only have this board and my online friends
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>>37606889
>If you are under 21 and still browse this hellhole GET THE FUCK OUT AND ENJOY LIFE THIS SITE IS VENOM FOR YOUR BRAIN, EVEN WORSE THAN CHEAP DRUGS FOR FUCKS SAKE FUCK OFF
Too late, i'm 24 khv.

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There's so much hatred for women here. Tell me, have you honestly never personally met a non-blood related woman who was genuinely kind, understanding, and considerate to you?
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>>37606871
I would say 4/5 women I meet are kind hearted, good people. I think the brutality is out there but it mainly manifests itself on social media and dating apps. I also noticed women became friendlier and more interested as I aged, so I think a lot of people here are just dealing with the difficulties that accompany being an average young male.
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>>37606871

Could say here that 5/10 of women i meet are okay. While barely 1/10 is actually kind, sweet and just a good girl overall.
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>>37606871
I only date women who are not active on social media, which ensures me that at least they are based enough for me to date.

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>be neet
>only thing I do is cycle through this board
>summer hits
what should I do in my freetime?

>inb4 get a job
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Get a job, develop worth ethic and contribute to society you waste of space.
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Lift
Learn a socially acceptable instrument
Hang out at a bar with regulars and practice talking to people with a few in you
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>>37606863
I should add that money isn't an issue since I have daddys money

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>not capable of empathising or apologising unless it's to my personal benefit
What's my problem, bots?
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>>37606522
oh my...
normies have been talking to you a lot about "the need to apologize" lately haven't they
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>>37606522
Normies will tell you it's psychopathy.
and i mean, it could be, but you're probably just a busy person who doesn't even think about shit like that.
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>>37606572
Actually no. The other day I had gone to far with a joke with someone and apologised but not because I felt sorry but because I didn't want any reprocussions if they had escalted the problem. I've noticed that this has always been my only reason for apologising to others and I'm curious as to if this how others work.

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>little girls are making fun of me for not being on Snapchat
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>>37606441
Who gives a shit they're little girls, anon.
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My little sister doesn't care that I'm not on any social media and she never once asked why I'm not on it or if I'm ever going to be on social media.

I want her to care but I still don't want social media.
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Tell them you use 4chan instead

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>have a friend that is girl
>meet girl that is her friend
>be friends with second girl
>second girl has best friend
>2nd and 3rd girl both want to date me
>they decide to share
>have two girlfriends, not separate relationships
>all 3 of us interact
>1st friend gets mad at me about it
>break up with second two
>1st friend stops talking to me
what the fuck was her problem?
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Why did my friend stop talking to me?
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>>37606438
Damn nigga, you went from 2 girlfriends to nothing. Quickly try to salvage situation by getting back together with one of them. And your friend is a dumb cunt, delete her number.
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What the fuck
Why are there so many normies here today
Gtfo

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>ladies love confidence, looks dont matter its all about personality

When did you realize looks are all that matter and personality doesn't matter at all?

many of you wont believe me because you prefer to disagree with the unfortunate truth that the reason that guy does better than you with the ladies is due to genetic superiority.

if you want to prove it to yourself make a tinder with a male model, you can say anything and women will still want you no matter how autistic, offensive or retarded fully serious.

google tinder experiment if you want to realize that all hope is lost

http://thoughtcatalog.com/clint-conway/2017/03/this-guy-made-a-fake-tinder-profile-to-prove-that-girls-never-think-hot-dudes-are-creepy/

argue with this one normbos
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I always start with. Do you want to bang?
Then I tell them to unmatch. But sometimes they don't so I send them annoying messages until they do.
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holy shit it's like /r9k/ was right all along
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Believing either
>looks don't matter, it's all personality!
or
>personality doesn't matter, it's all looks!
is retarded.

It's almost like issues in life aren't 100% black and white and there's an element of nuance to human interaction, who would have guessed.

Obviously 10/10 male models can get girls with no effort, but if you think that means that personality doesn't matter, or that ONLY 10/10 male models can get girls, it just shows that you're autistic as hell and weren't likely to get any girls in the first place.

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>for $1500 you can have one of these delivered to your home

Why haven't you become a school burner yet? Do you know how badass that would be compared to another dorky shooter?
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>>37606301
i honestly think you would have a higher chance at killing more if you just a gun
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>>37606720
Bombs are your highest bet desu, but as Columbine proved you really gotta know what the fuck you're doing beforehand

Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
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Because I'm sure acquiring the flammable mixture this thing fires is totally a piece of cake.

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Would you lick this asshole?
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>>37606264
Without a doubt

Organalius
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>>37606264
Of course I'd do.
What a stupid question.
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I'd do more than just lick it if ya know what I mean heh

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Slut tells
>Constantly running into lots of male "friends" from her past where she leaves the history murky
>Overly friendly with people who work in the hospitality industry like bartenders/restaurant workers/club guys: getting free drinks and things comped
>Over familiar and friendly with local bands/DJs/etc
>Hoop earrings
>Can't account for any hobbies (she's an app whore) or Netflix/coffee "hobbies"
>Poor memory
>Curses excessively
>Not in contact with any friends from their past
>Doesn't have a cohesive friend group or seems to bounce from group to group. Usually means everyone got sick of her fucking their boyfriends or a sign of borderline personality which is a strong slut factor
>Indiscriminate fuck me eyes. You'll notice they give them to nearly everyone even remotely attractive that they talk with, even to other women. They are so used to doing it that it becomes their go to look
>Talks about men how men talk about women. Always saying stuff about "hot guys" or men's bodies
>Was "raped", especially if in college
>Has little to no relationship with her Father or bad mouths him
Anything I missed?
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you are on point my friend
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>>37606239
>Was "raped"
I just love how current girls always say that they have been "raped" in their youth.
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>>37606239
>Tattoos
>Hair colored blue/purple/teal/pink/etc.
>poor/no relationship with father

You got pretty much all of them

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Is sex even worth trying to get? How does it feel? Is it shit? If it's worth it just to have it out of the way then would a prostitute be the best solution?
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a lot of people talk about "feeling connected" when they have sex but idk i never got that
it feels good tho
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>>37606136
shut up, idiot

blox
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It's mostly about your mindstate. Physically it's not that big a deal, in fact you'll most likely be a bit underwhelmed.

Don't pay for sex, it's basically throwing away what little humanity you have left.

If you socialize and actually are or become a likeable person it'll happen on its own, especially if you stop obsessing about it, because that is a major turn off for most.

I've slept with probably 50-60 people, both men and women, have an active sex life and a lot of friends - I still want to die every single day.

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