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I propose we all stay home and commit suicide like most teens do. That would be kawaii desu ne ????? NEEEEEE?

>>37609336
This is from K-On, isn't it?

>>37609336
i vote op kills himself on stage in front of the school

>>37609252
Because the answer to your question is on your question.

>>37609252
how come pol ruins every board?

>>37609252

i'm going to assume that the answer involves the jews somehow.

>>37609181
Only one person?

I became obsessed with a femanon I met once and stalked her for a bit, but I managed to stop. I just stalked her posts and tried to find more about her but had no interest in learning her address or anything. Now I'm trying to forget about her and continue to resist the urge. Sometimes when I see a post I think is hers I get the urge to check the archive to find out if it is and sometimes I slip and do it but it's getting rarer. I also sometimes open threads just because I expect she'd post in then. I'm improving slowly and feel very guilty.

>>37609181
never. i guess i'm not that bad, right?

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>>37609129
>NO GO FUCK YOURSELF WHORETLESS ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Piss off Daenerys

>>37609129
I wouldn't buy a bitch a drink because she asked me unless she already sucked my dick prior to the engagement

>>37609072
michael jackson
gene simmons
ethan klein

>>37609072
By people you know, do you mean people you've met or people you know of?

My sisters and myself.

>>37609016
bait harder please mr normie sir

>>37609016
>What did you people do back in the 80s and early 90s

People like us didn't exist back then. We are one of the the unfortunate byproducts of modern liberalism.

Back then it was more appropriate for women to settle for a steady man who could support
Now we have two generations raised on feminism, the welfare state, and pop culture that tells them to do what their "heart" tells them instead of making sound life decisions (like dont fuck 15 men without protection a year)

>>37609006
*vomits all over her*

>>37609006
nope.

anyone who says otherwise is beta orbiter desu

>>37609060
>>37609071
t. Low test virgin beta cuckbois

>>37608908
>>>/wg/ nigger

>>37608934
it was just a semi-related pic kek, no need to start redirecting people.

>gnome

absolutely repulsive

>>37608907
I'm not your mother. Who are you? Get the fuck out of my house before I blow you and your prostitutes legs off.

Serious case of moon face going on there.

>>37608907
You can tell why he settled with a chinko ain't no white woman Gon fuck his ugly ass

don't do it
save your money

>>37608906
The one that give you throat and lung cancer -> Marlboro, lucky strikes weren't bad

Marlboro Reds.

Ravioli ravioli this is originoli.

>>37608832
It feels fine. Even though I have saddle bags and my ass is a bit cottage-cheese like, and I'm chunky, my fat distribution isn't disproportionate. It's not like I have a big ol jelly roll gut and no butt or titties. So I don't really care.
Plus I don't give much of a shit about my body, even if I did have a jelly roll gut. I love sweeties, and gotta have my cake and cookies. Life is too short too eat kale and organic elephant droppings. Having a lumpy ass is worth the flavor.

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>>37608832
Hey man, mine is okay.

>>37608903
please be my cottage cheese ass gf

>>37608805
Open up a tab. Buy drinks and get hammered. Hit on ugly women. Get your dinky sucked.

>>37608805
i hope you didn't go alone like an autist

>>37608805
Everyone there looks old and sad. There's no point in living after 35 is there?

why would I try to stop you

you are welcome chad. By the chance, do you happen to like me too ?

>>37608724
b-but Chad... I don't have a sister?

>>37608692
Her and all the roasties like her are committing white genocide

>>37608760
you'll never convince a tradcuck, they see women as liberals see muslims/blacks: inocent dindus who can do no wrong. if a tradcuck is cucked by his wife he will beg for her to stay with him and then blame the jews for turning her into a slut

pretty sure that's some sort of Armenian OP.

you're asking why jews want to commit genocides? semitics are the most racist fucks on the planet.

You look like eggman if he shaved his head

>>37608665
If she filled in her eyebrows I dare say she looks better in the second one and I don't even like bald chicks. First haircut is just too much for me

>>37608687
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>>37608690
I feel really insecure about my "hair" or whatever you can say about it, but I'll try filling out my eyebrows then.