At a bar. What do I do know?

>>37608805
Open up a tab. Buy drinks and get hammered. Hit on ugly women. Get your dinky sucked.

>>37608805
i hope you didn't go alone like an autist

>>37608805
Everyone there looks old and sad. There's no point in living after 35 is there?

>>37608805
sit alone, mind your business, and drink slowly. repeat over several months at a variety of bars. if women approach you then you are clear to approach women in the future. if women dont approach you then you are fucked.

>>37609119
>he thinks this looks bad
top kek.

>>37608805
I'd hit on that milf if she's alone.

>>37608805
I have never seen a bar so brightly lit before. Weird.

>>37609330
Just thinking that, looks horrible, 2 out of 10 would not drink there.

>>37608805
just bee yourself and stay posting on r9k instead of doing any normal bar things

>Buffalo Wild Wings
>Bar
Leave and go to a bar where you can actually pick up women.

>>37608805
order 4 drinks at once. take all of them and sit at a booth alone and proceed to hold your head down staring down into the drinks as your drink them. you want to look like youve got a question and the answer is at the bottom of each glass. occasionally mutter to yourself something incomprehensible. not loud enough for anyone to know what you said but just loud enough for people to notice that youre there alone talking to yourself. after your third drink halfway thru your fourth light a cigarette. im under the impression most bars dont allow smoking in doors so make sure you blow the smoke into the air so everyone notices. eventually someone will confront you at which point you yell "FUCK OFF ILL KICK YOUR ASS PUSSY!!" if its a woman call her a cunt. now a man possible two will approach you in an attempt to get you to leave. tell them youll kick both their asses. tell them there mother is a whore to expedite the process. once theyve dragged you into the parking lot put up your dukes. forget about the fact that your drunk and continue insulting them. once theyve finished whipping your ass someone may call the police. so get into your automobile and sit there will the engine running. if possible activate your left turn signal and rev the engine. the cops will arrive and ask what youre doing and tell you to get out of the car. roll down every window except the driver side. sit there until they are angry enough to break the window. once they drag you out of the car proceed to vomit on whichever cop is the biggest. at this point you can pass out and ascend to heaven.

>>37609417
I heard that Buffalo Wild Wings has tons of cougars there

>>37609330
it's a sports bar. they are horrible

>>37609461
After a girl has had buffalo wild wings her pussy smells bad

Don't order any of their shitty food. Fuck BWW

>>37609330
My first thought too.

Way to kill any atmosphere.

>>37608805
blast dank dasheeds outloud from your phone

>>37608805
you go to D U E S S E L D O R F and become my girlfriend!

>>37609461
If that's your demographic then I guess it might work. Strike up a conversation with the lady in the green.

>>37609509
I like their boneless chicken personally :3.

>>37608805
kek I love that bar
my favorite bar desu