Hey anon thanks for letting me take your 15 year old sister's

why would I try to stop you

you are welcome chad. By the chance, do you happen to like me too ?

>>37608724
b-but Chad... I don't have a sister?

>>37608724
*takes out a gun*

Face or cock? Choose now

>>37608724
n-no problem friend. h-hey buddy can i ask you a uhm q-question? How do you um talk to girls?

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>>37608724
It's a good thing I smeared her vibrator in aids before she fucked you

>>37608764
Don't push your luck kid, I bench 550.

>>37608812
*uses lightning-quick reflexes to bend the gun's barrel backwards so it is now pointing at you*
Sorry anon, not today...now choose

>>37608724
i'D LET THAT GUY FUCK MY SISTER LEL

Eminem grew up in Detroit not Greensboro. This is shopped.

>>37608817
Heh, watch and learn shrimp. I'll probably be visit your house a lot to see your sister. It's a shame your room is on the other side of the wall from your sister's, you'll probably hear her bed banging against it.

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>>37608838
*unsheathes katana*

you give me no choice

*teleports behind you*

any last word chad?

No worries bro.

Wanna take mine too?

>>37608819
Fucking lost at that pic

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>>37608724
I don't have a 15 year old sister.

I have a 10 year old brother...

Oh shit, Chad...did you look where you were sticking that thing?

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>>37608970
>Y-you're a wizard?!

>>37608724
Please take my virginity next Chad.