>Hey handsome. Care to buy a lady a drink?

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>>37609129
>NO GO FUCK YOURSELF WHORETLESS ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Piss off Daenerys

>>37609129
I wouldn't buy a bitch a drink because she asked me unless she already sucked my dick prior to the engagement

>>37609129
>implying I can afford good clothes
>implying I can afford my own drink
>implying I can afford the taxi home if I miss the last bus

lol no it just ain't happening.

"Sure, which lady"

>>37609129
Buy your own damn drink you freeloading whore.

>>37609129
"No but we can split a drink if you want, if not its whatever"

>>37609129
I was gonna ask you the same thing.

I may have facial hair and muscles and a dick, but Im in transition!

>>37609129
you look photoshopped but still 35
fuck off

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>>37609129
>Care to suck my dick?

i dont think you need any more calories kelly c

>>37609129
"depends which one; if its under a quid sure because i'm saving up for shit that, if we ever got together, you'd forbid me from buy so we can go to a shitty gay holiday together."

>I'm going to kill myself later, so take all the money.

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>>37609129
>Hey skank, care to eat this fist?

NO DRAGON THOT GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE U TITLESS BITCH FUCK YOU

Do you like girls?

Do you like chocolate milk?

Please respond.

>>37609129
Fuck off, alcohol in a for absolute degenerates

>>37609801
Weird that you're in a bar in this scenario.

>>37609801
found the teenage poltard

>>37609912
no I'm a muslim.
Can't wait till all the pubs in the world close down because muslims don't drink

>>37609129
>No. I don't drink or buy things for everyone that asks me to.

Ironically, I'm going to a pub tonight.

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>>37609129
These are my buckaroos, get your own buckaroos.

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So I'm legitimately curious why so many of you wouldn't buy a pretty girl a drink at a bar. Even if you don't go home with her at the end of the night, you still got to sit and talk with a QT. And it only cost you like $10. What's the big deal?

>>37609129
Sorry, the governor only gives me a small tugboat of money per month. If you pay me back over PayPal I'd be happy to get you something small.

>>37610046
buying drinks for women is cuck tier

Uh you can have this one, I only drank out of a little bit.

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But I don't have no moneys!

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>>37610069
>things a penniless virgin says

>>37610046
Very shortly after hitting legal age I learned to never do it.

>>37610046
Too often it's just a scam to get a free drink.

>>37610101
nice try roastie but you aren't getting free drinks

I love how threads like this out robots for the cheap, miserly, autistic idiots they truly are.

>>37609129
No now can you fuck the fuck off you fucking cunt faggot fuck.

>>37610138
t. mad roastie that wants free drinks

>>37609129
Proper answer is something really flirty to ensure that she isnt just freeloading, but flirting.

"Only if you tell me what a goddess doing here?" For example.

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Sorry, my religion forbids pork and alcohol

>>37610143

t. numale autistic virgin with no social skills or money

>>37610199
t. buttblasted alcoholic roastie that can't pay for her own drinks

>>37610199
I have social skills ( though who fucking cares )
And I have money...I also have alot of booze and I dont like sharing because those people only want you for free shit (gold digging).
Fuck you kindly, friend.

>>37609129

*Checks behind me*
Ignore her because she couldn't have been talking to me, otherwise she would not have used the phrase "handsome".

>"handsome"

Haha, all right. Nice one. Where's the camera?

I moved to a new area, I ain't got shit to do but I'm about to hit up a bar.

I'm used to drinking but I've never gone by myself, I plan on drinking and enjoying myself but how I get other people in on the fun? Doesn't necessarily have to be girls, just want to have a drink with someone, if it ends up being a cute girl who sucks my dick that's a bonus

>>37609129

thanks for the "handsome", it clearly tells me you're drunk.

also, since I never paid to get sex (thus I'm virgin), you must be really drunk to think I'd pay something to you because of your body features that I happen to watch for free just now.

finally, you must be stunningly drunk if you think I'd donate my money to pay an overpriced drink to this fucking bar.

>>37610447
Find a place with a pool table, ping pong, darts, whatever. Play other people, buy em a drink, strike up a conversation.

>>37609129
>Care to suck my dick in return? :^)

>>37610046
But why would I PAY to listen to her stupid, inane bullshit?
Unless she's ready to heavily discuss religious and ethic questions, fitness, politics and sports with me I doubt I'd give half a shit what she has to say.

No man has EVER gotten laid paying for a drink

You're walking right into her frame as a beta provider who needs to offer resources for a CHANCE of pussy, AND giving her validation

Sure. Go find me a lady, Diongenes. Would you like to borrow my lamp?

>>37610682
I'm looking for an honest poster.

>>37610046

>Buy her the drink
>Maybe get a thanks
>She now wants nothing to do with you.

I'm 24 and most people say I look 12 years old

it's like an ironic joke on me

>>37610655
That's how my old boss met his wife. Some women do it because it's cute and flirty and in this day and age a pretty bold move for a woman. I'd much rather have a woman cut to the chase rather than play coy because she thinks it's somehow more "ladylike".

Out of the 5? times I've been in a bar ive been asked this twice. Dont buy them shit.

First one my dad sneeked me in to a mexican bar when i was 19 cute girl askes if i want to buy her a drink, i say no i dont buy drinks. Promptly turn my head because i though conversation was over
"No wait a minute how about i buy you a drink instead so we can talk"
I had two free jack and cokes and talked with cutie.
Wasnt long til we both realized i was definitely not her type (i was a giga beta then) then left with pops because i was designated driver.
Boom free shit.

Seccond time i was 21, hang out with dad again and we go out to a different mexican bar/cantina.

>A real mexican cantina in the US where people actually have died.

Immediately after i walk in a group of girls by the door asks my name, we chat a bit and as i leave the conversation the cutest one of the group says

>"Hey you should buy me a drink and you should hang over here"

By this point im not a cuck anymore so i just tell her "im sorry i dont buy drinks, but if you want to buy me a drink ill be over there" and i point to the bar where my pops is at.
Promptly walk away and after like 2 minutes chick comes over with a bucket of coronas and tells me they are for me if i hang with them.
Hang out, drink my free coronas and squeezed another jack and coke from one of the girls there.

Idk how but those odds are 100% so im doing that any time im asked to buy a drink for a girl.
Side note me and the cantina chick made out and were feeling echother up, didnt fug because i was supposed to be designated driver but we did go out after that and we did fug.

>>37610810
I said laid, not cucked

>>37610046
I don't owe her anything just because she has a cunt and I don't. If she wants a drink she can buy it herself.

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>>37609129

You're talking to the one true king, Targaryen whore.

You will refer to him as "Your Grace."

>>37610911

>Girls buying you drinks.

FUCKING CHAD REE

>>37609129
Sometimes I think there's hope for some of you and then I see threads like this.

>>37610447
>about to hit up a bar.

then you're going for wrecked vagoos.

if you want a real woman, you'd better hit up a church, at most a grocery store.

bars are for whores seeking for clients.

>>37611077
>then you're going for wrecked vagoos.

As opposed to the harem of pussies I'm slaying on average?

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>>37609129
here sweetie. I love you

>>37609129
>implying I'd go to a bar
A bottle of vodka is cheaper

I approach and say I'll buy them a drink, usually afterwards I say next rounds on them and they agree.

Once I did however get a girl a drink because I felt like it and didn't hit on her. She stalked me on fb to say thanks and offered to buy me a drink sometime. We are still good friends

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>>37609129
Sure thing, babe. I'm Dick Thickman by the way.

>>37610447
Just buy a six - pack and drink at home. You'll just end up drinking alone anyway.

Nah, I'm gay, good luck :^)

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>>37611336

>then instantly a bunch of gays approaches you offering drinks

feynman where's the feynman on this

say that you'll do it but only if she agrees to sleep with you

>2017, day and age where girls openly admit they use guys for free shit
>People are still falling for it
Chad doesn't have to pay shit to get that puss, so why pony up anything?

>>37609129
>Hey Bartendy get this gal a shot of Pincer Vodka pronto

>well only if it leads to coitus

>>37611361
I already have a bf. Want to meat him? ;)

>>37611054
Not even a chad, i think ive just get lucky by accident a lot.

Also girls date me because of my race a lot.
Which is cool but i would appreciate not being a fetish, or a girl dating me because of my skin color or because of the stereotypes that come with my race.

>>37611584

>Meat him

lel