Post your ideal girlfriend or boyfriend and specify whether you're homosexual or heterosexual.
>hetero
origami is the best
hi
this is a very oregano post
>>37662850
This is me, give me your contact
If you could be any anime archetype irl, which would you be?
I always liked the devoted servant type, obsessed to a fault. Spending their days training to be of better use to the person they serve under. They have such a strong sense of purpose.
shy girl with large breasts
>>37663744
Would you be a secret slut or pure wife material?
The mentor who used to be the villain's teacher, before he went evil, but now teaches the hero. I like the mixture of guilt and hope.
I often hear about the killer profile. I don't get it. If you look at our prisons. Nothing but loud, confident, confrontational people. So why are quiet people getting blamed for all the murders? Big Bubba sure is shy.
>>37662840
As a quiet person, I have had the exact same thoughts.
>>37662840
Because no one cares about the 13,000 murders some random Chad commits against his wife or botched bank robbery. They only care about isolated mass shootings committed by "weird kids". When Chad murders someone "oh well what can you do". When a beta murders someone "someone should've seen the red flags".
>>37662840
Regular criminals are usually criminals because they're poor and need to survive, make money etc.
Those 6 are just mentally illl fucks who were reasonably well off, that decided to kill multiple people for literally no reason at all.
Some of you robots play minecraft, right?
I'm lonely and want to play with you guys on a server.
I just had chocolates anon
I want to but I hate vanilla and the servers here never use mods.
Well, does anyone know a good server list for new servers?
I hate big ones because they give you no chance at surviving unless you were there from day one.
>Targeted ads are either for drug addiction help or AA
>>37662747
Targeted ads are
>Tailored suits
>Black or platinum credit cards
>Plane tickets
>Engagement rings
Google and facebook have a very optimistic view of my life.
>>37662747
I literally had depression therapy group ads on my FB. I don't know why. They think I have too few friends? Or they assumed I have depression because I haven't posted a single thing in 2 years?
I get ads for sex toys and prostate exams.
Why don't you ever offer to help strangers?
Isnt age of consent 18 in murica?
>>37662682
Clearly not Americans you racist.
All Caucasians don't look the same.
>>37662682
>mum
>durham
The Britishness is leaking out of the image.
Britbong here, What cigarettes do you guys smoke.
>>37662571
Lucky Strike blues, 100s. Am also slavshit so cigs are relatively cheap. You?
>>37662647
if i have money i buy camel blues but they didnt have any at my shop so i had to get Windsor Blue superkings. Feels bad man
Original unfiltered lucky strikes if I've got money to blow, around $7 in burger coupons.
Camel Turkish Royals otherwise, around $4.35 a pack. Cigarettes are pretty cheap here too, in the state over shitty smokes start around $5 and gets worse.
Why don't you abandon the NEET/minimum wage life and join the army or become a police officer to give your life purpose?
>>37662546
why so I can just blow my brains out later?
Oh, fuck yeah.
oregano post
>>37662546
because I honestly can't think of anything more soul crushing than becoming a weapon built for the sole purpose of perpetuating objectives that weren't set by me.
At least, not for tonight.
>desu it's something that I've considered but I don't fuck with that basic bitch shit and there's more than enough breadcrumbs left behind from my past to prevent me from entering topkek clearances because of out of context evidence and footprints left behind illustrate naive beliefs that don't coalign with the objectives of those within the even higher reaches of the fold. Literally accepted that I'm probably too much of a risky investment, in their eyes. Plus, I admire densnow, chels and mendax too much.
I FUCKING HATE ARIZONA I WANT OUT NOWWWWWWWW
NOT EVEN A MONTH AGO I GOT STUNG T W I C E BY A BARK SCORPION AND I JUST NOW FOUND ONE HANGING OUT IN MY PANTS AND I'VE BEEN STUNG 3 MORE TIMES. EVERY TIME THEY STING IT HURTS FOR DAYS AND CAUSES NUMBNESS AND DIZZINESS AND BLURRY VISION AND IF YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL THEY BASICALLY JUST TELL YOU TO SUCK IT UP AND GO HOME AND WAIT IT OUT
MY APARTMENT REFUSES TO DO ANYFUCKINGTHING ABOUT IT
FUCKING KILL ME I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE I WANT OUT RIGHT NOW. I USED TO LIVE IN A SHITHOLE IN THE NORTHEAST BUT AT LEAST THERE THEY DIDN'T HAVE FUCKING S C O R P I O N S ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THE WORST THEY HAD WERE ROACHES, WHO WERE A NUISANCE BUT AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T BITE. THE WORST THEY COULD DO WAS EAT YOUR FOOD, AND EVEN THEN THEY COULDN'T GET THROUGH BOXES AND PLASTIC.
NOW I'M AFRAID TO GO TO BED BECAUSE THERE MIGHT BE A BUNCH OF FUCKING SCORPIONS IN THDERE AND NOW EVER TIME I FEEL ANYTHING AT ALL ON MY SKIN I FREAK THE FUCK OUT
FUUUUCCCKKKKKKING KILLL ME
You sound angry anon, is something bothering you?
I LOVE U ANGERY ANON
>>37662528
THIS IS THE TRASHIEST FUCKING STATE RIGHT NEXT TO GODDAMNED FLORIDA AND GEORGIA AND IF YOU'RE THINKING OF MOVING HERE FOR THE $10.00 MIN WAGE IT'S NOT WORTH IT TURN BACK NOW THIS PLACE IS BASICALLY ONE GIANT FUCKING WALMART WITH EXPENSIVE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION THAT'S ALWAYS LATE AND TAKES YOU NOWHERE USEFUL
I know this isnt /a/ but it l wanted to see what you guys thought
Anyone else hate the new dragon ball? At first it said there was one super saiyan every thousand years, now any character who has a drop of saiyan blood can go ssj in 5 minutes. Like in dbs, kale, who is not a fighter turned into broly her first time trying to go ssj. Literally every human character is useless know, and yamcha , who is the 3rd strongest human is just a joke character
Who cares, Goten and Trunks could go SSJ when they were 5 years old.
>>37662442
yamcha doesnt care about martial arts like everyone else does. i hate the nusaiyans though, especially because they have no character development at all and theyre anorexic as fug
TFW you are the yamcha of the group.
Except yamcha I think is really good looking and athletic.
Actually TFW you are yajorobi of the group.
Do u like wojak or Pepe better or better yet who do you relate and identify with better ?
>>37662429
I like pepe better because of his icon status and because of his emotional versatility. for the most part, wojack is just sad all the time.
but I do identify more with wojak.
>>37662429
That phrase was so poorly constructed
Only normies like pepe
Wojak for life
I've never physically hurt a person in my entire life but I feel like that is something everyone has to do at some point in their lives
I'm scared I might just lose control and stab some helpless innocent kid someday
Right here OP. I get the urge all the time. I just punch and bite my pillow to let it out.
>>37662400
I've notified your local authorities anon.
>>37662400
I don't have that, but I do always feel the desire to steal despite my life being very cushy.
What mental illnesses does /r9k/ have? If none then move along.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13169294/r
mising an ed bpd with a bittof svchizos and ptsd
>>37662372
Ah yes I forgot. Well thanks for posting. Anons, tell me about your troubles. Tell me how profoundly these illnesses affect you.
Depression and ADHD
What subreddits do you browse robots?
None, reddit is a normie site.
r/Glitch_In_The_Matrix
r/LetsNotMeet
r/ThisIsMyLifeNow
r/legaladvice
r/StarTrekGifsr/slightlypregnant
r/creampie
Various gonewild subreddits
/r/hairypussy
>>37662321
If you browse reddit at all, you need to leave
should i give it a go? how have your experiences been?
>>37662272
I expect it's easy to lose virginity on it, I know turbo autists on it. You will have to tolerate normies though
>>37662272
Don't you need normiebook for that? Thats already a deal breaker.
My first match ever on tinder.
Im working on a strategy.
about her
>7/10
>medstudent
>one year older than me
>9gag memes
>english profile (we live in middle europe)
>dont get that much attention, but she posts stuff often
>titcow
pic related
What else should i add?