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>>37683472
Driving my 5 speed manual honda integra is one of my hobbies. Did I mention I rev match and enjoy having a closer connection to the car and the road?

>>37683591
Same, whenever I turn the key I can feel the heart of my Nissan Micra beat in tune with mine. We are perfectly matched, man and machine combined into one, as I disengage the handbrake and shift into D for drive and pull out of my mom's garage.
My Tuner's soul screams as I follow the speed limit all the way to my job at McDonald's, calling out to all the Road Warriors in the area for a new challenge. None have answered, but I know they're out there.

>>37683472
DUAL CLUTCH IS FUCKING AWESOME GET OUT OF HERE

>tfw to lazy to learn how to play card games.
I only know how to play pokemon since I learned it when I was a happy kid.

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>card I want is 40 dollars and not even that meta
>can't find new packs at wal-mart or super store any more have to go drive 40 minutes for specialty card shop

>>37683438
I've never played yugigay but MTG is the best regardless so learn a real game fag

>>37683416
>tfw went to uni at 30
>tfw dropped out at 31

No one really cares desu, just be a normal and social.

t. 24 yo uni student

>>37683467
The 20s range isn't really distinguishable, if you think about it. 21 and 28 aren't that different, and I've seen 18s look older than them, especially when having full beards.
In my class we have a dude who was 17 until a while ago and he doesn't look different from the other folk, who average at 20.

>>37683376
iktf

Being a virgin is better than being a racemixer, a man's got to have SOME dignity

hurts tho

Ya'll are some lowly ass niggas. Beggars cant be choosers. Fucking loser ass bitchs. Love is love.

>>37683399
courting a black girl is barely one step above courting literal farm-animals

>>37683352
Just stop socializing with random people in a game you stupid cunt.

>>37683392
Where else do I find people to socialise with and play comfy vidya

>>37683352
>teenage
>girls
Found your problem OP.Get a hold of their nudes and leak them to /b/.

matiosh

>>37683295
Yes I would like to go on a date with you.

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I like steven universe porn. Am I original?

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That you, Rem?

>>37683245
I am ISTP with a 7inch, wanna fight over it?

>tfw infj girl with no penis at all

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>>37683219
break her fragile neck

>>37683219
Fuck her, pee inside her, and pretend that it's cum.

>>37683219
Like a zombie movie where destruction of the white race comes in the form of peace and love. White women fall to the BBC because let's face it, they're already whores.

But white men become hunted by hordes of black women looking to delete the other half of the white race.

>>37683094
God she's shit, easily one of the worst ASMR people.

>>37683134
Enlighten me with better ASMautists.

>>37683134
Shes not the best, but shes def not shit.

I'd give her a 6/10, +1 bonus point because she has a sweet voice that doesn't seem forced like many other ASMR's voices seem, so that brings her to a 7/10.

This isn't about her looks either, there's other very attractive ASMR women that just have annoying voices that seem forced.

>>37683059
Would you by chance be me?

>>37683059
Getting your hair cut is worse.

>>37683059
The other day the stupid bank ATM ate about 70 dollars. I thought I could simply call the bank, give them the date, amount, and location and they would find my money. Apparently not. They said I'd have to go in to a branch and "dispute" it.

I did not and now my money is like
>you need to socialise more
>70 dollars isn't worth it!?
I shouldn't have to do this shit. And yeah, it really isn't worth it. I have credit card debt that isn't getting paid off because of shit like this. Whatever desu. I really hate society.

>>37682979
>2-3 times for me
same

my libido is pretty unstable though, sometimes I go for 4, other times just 1

>>37682979
1-2, sometimes not at all

I went a couple weeks without fapping once

>>37682979
Usually twice. One long edging session with lots of coconut oil while looking for the perfect vid, followed by a lube-less quick fap while watching one of my go-to vids later in the day

Orbiters? You must be mistaken

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>>37682964
Am I supposed to know who this is and what you're talking about?

>>37683054
No,you arent. You are unimportant. So fuck off and be a tripfag somewhere else.

Bunpppppinn

Bamnppppppp

Banmpin againn

Ignore them ofc

>how much that thing cost you?

>>37682912
empty my 9

>>37682740
>dead friends
What do you mean? As in dead dead or just HS ones?

>>37682740
Where ya at fuk boi

East coast?

>>37682766
dead dead

>>37682851
wyoming