>Alright anon, it's time for your penis inspection, don't be shy now! *giggles*
>>37706309
>walk out mid procedure
>report her for harassment because she was laughing at my small penis
>sue for emotional damages and liability
>loses her license
>i get a million dollar settlement
suck my COCK you goddamn COCK
>>37706382
>>sue for emotional damages and liability
>have to testify in courtroom
>"sh-she was laughing cause my penis is small"
>courtroom erupts into laughter
>run out crying
>>37706309
>Brutally rape her with my 24 inch horsecock until her internal organs rupture.
Oh? What was that stacy?
Can anyone explain how this ugly fucking freak can get a gf? It confuses me so much, i just want to exist desu
his personality obv doesn't suck
is cause he has money
>>37706205
Look at this freak, you fell for the personality meme
Why do black girls have such a high hip:waist ratio?
to remind me to kill myself do for not being good enough for them
>>37706068
they were literally bred like dogs for hundreds of years to genetic physical perfection during the slave trade
this is why they dominate sports and most famous, fit blacks become sex symbols
>>37706068
extra room for my seed to impregnate them
LXXIV
1. Use a name.
2. Ask a question and/or share your problems.
>>37706039
>mfw my waifu doesn't exist
>>37706433
Fuck waifus, you can get a real woman. It's so much better.
Why don't you?
What is the proper way to respond when people insult you?
If you insult them back, you stoop to their level and prove that you're just as immature as they are.
If you swallow it, let it slide, it becomes more frequent as people learn they can make fun of you and you wont retaliate.
If you cut them out of your life, you become a lonely shut-in as friendly insults/teasing among guy friends is present everywhere.
>be me
>east asian girl
>just want a qt white bf to cuddle with & learn each other's cultures
>tfw family views anyone that isn't asian as inferior & wants me to only ever marry/have children with an asian guy
>tfw i also don't want to ruin someone's pure white bloodline
>but i also want qt hapa children (if I had a white bf/husbando who would be okay with that)
What do?
>inb4 reeee larping roastie gook whore
>inb4 post tits
>>37706023
>>just want a qt white bf
>>37706023
>>just want a qt white bf to cuddle with & learn each other's cultures
go on okcupid or tinder and ull get 100s of attractive white chads to hit on you and quit posting here roastie
My parents told me to marry an American (American means white to them) man so no trouble here.
Tfw no gf to cuddle
Anyone else literally just want a gf for the purpose of cuddling? It's ridiculous, girls really want it, but guys are expected to not want it because wanting to cuddle makes them look like sissies. As a man you're expected to only go for their pussy and be extremely reluctant when they just want to cuddle, which pisses them off and drives them to cheat.. But if you are affectionate and do cuddle, you're beta as fuck to them.
There should be a tinder-like app for people looking to cuddle and nap together.
>>37705967
Original/10 post
>>37705967
Stop with this GrandThreadAutismo. All women want to cuddle and most men do too. You are not beta for wanting to cuddle. You are only beta if you are so clingy that the only thing you want to do is cuddling. The only exception is winter. When winter is coming theres a free pass on cuddling specially if your heater is broken.
cuddling is the best par about having a girlfriend, for me. I could go either way with sex, but the intimiacy is what i love
>biologically female
>no, this isn't another "femanon here" thread full of roastie catfishers
>4chan, and more specifically, r9k is the only place I feel comfortable in my life
>but i dress like a guy
>look like a guy
>talk like a guy
>decide to just say im a trap
>everything is fine
>trap-lovers are kind
>decide to come out and say im female
>"whore"
>"roastie" despite me never kissing anyone
>"cumdumpster"
>have photoshopped discord conversations
Are there any other anons that are always mistaken for the opposite gender?
Also, why is there such a hate for females with the exact same personality of a trap who they'd gotten to know?
Post nudesand get rid of your name newfag
>>37705912
>>decide to just say im a trap
we call it a fucking tomboy A TOMBOY
STOP STEALING EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH FUCKING BITCH GO BACK TO >>>/lolcow/
>huuuurrr duuurrr i'm a trap XDDDD
>>37705912
just go to a doctor to check for gender dysphoria. if not then you're just a tomboy
GET IN HERE WAGEKEKS, SHARE YOUR SHAMEFUL STORIES OF WAGEKEKERY
>so desperate to work that i agreed to travel 59 minutes by car to get to work
>it's only 16 an hour
>have to work every weekend but get tues-thurs and some fridays off
>12 hour shifts
im already looking for a new job ladsi just want to sell expensive dolls and work on cars all day, its not fair
>>37705905
That guy looks at tentacle porn
>>37705913
he's /ourguy/ so show so respect
>>
I work 10s and instead of driving an hour a day I sleep at the job site. Everyone there is a workaholic and I'm not the only one. We have a small "hotel" at the job site consisting of beds and a gym type shower in a bathroom. It's pretty depressing desu.
ITT: List anime on par with Ghost in the Shell, and Berserk.
Go read some manga you dumb animefag
>>37705802
Yes if we were talking about manga then Akumetsu and Vinland saga would come to my mind.
Haven't Gantz got its anime, though?
I would also say that Death note is pretty thrilling watch.
>>37705847
death note? I need something animated well with a really good story w/ plenty of action that builds the story line and is well animated. I've only seen the beserk movie and I'm considering watching the series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inbbdH3qdpQ
It seems like every time I make a post here anymore some guy is always like
>"Back to Bleddit fag!"
First of all, I've never browsed that site in my whole life. And ironically the only time I ever visited it once out of curiosity was because you brain-dead imbeciles kept bringing it up.
Have you ever heard the expression, "It takes a thief to suspect a thief?"
It sure is awfully convenient that you have all this intimate knowledge about what constitutes a redditfag post and what doesn't.
>WOW LOOK AT THAT REDDITFAG SPACING BETWEEN HIS POSTS HEHE XDDD
I've always typed like this because I don't like unreadable text blocks. Sorry I don't cater to your autism just because you want to read a mile long paragraph with no spacing.
>>37705778
People are just calling your reddit because they don't like what you say.actual redditor here btw
>>37705778
femanon here
as a femanon, as a female, as a women, as something born with a vagina, i accept you even if you're from reddit.
That's code for "what you said triggered me." On /r9k/, other variants include being called a roastie or woman, a whiteknight, a cuck.
What's 'that' year for you, anon?
>>37705747
2012 or 2014. Everything seemed to go so right, normalfags had only begun to invade the Internet, games were good, anime was fresh and still repulsive to them, and internet culture in general was more original and fresh (other than MLG)
>>37706926
>2012 or 2014
>normalfags had only begun to invade the Internet
Something's telling me that you're one of them
>internet culture in general was more original and fresh
2009 was the last time I had any delusions of purpose.
>be me
>20 year ago
>just got my dick wet, about to leave
>"where you going baby?"
>"i left my phone in my car, ll be right back"
>bail
>have this happen about 30 times over 20 years
>wake up this morning
>nobody laying next to me
>fourty years old now
>hairy knuckles
>bushy eyebrows
>wrinkles
>i'm an old man now
>i've never formed a real relationship in my life
>had sex, but was never intimiate
>had girlfrends, but never connected
>i likely never wil now that im over the hump
>happy birthday to me
I don't know if I'd trade this emptiness for the pain that I feel from being with someone for 10 years and having them cheat because 'it just happened'
>>37705683
So you had sex 30 times in a span of 20 years and thought you were good to go?
>>37705712
that's just how it happened, i was really just ballparking the amount, probably more around 27, it's hard to remember, they all just blur together
Is this "femanon here" a new meme or something? It's starting to piss me off.
(retardaded "femanon here" comment below)
It's just one or two butthurt autista, Satan.
malanon here
it's a forced meme I think
It's a clever way to stop the /soc/ rot.
Why do people hate the Kardashian Jenners? They're women who are rich because of their looks.
They look like mutant Janet Jacksons, they are rich because their father is a famous lawyer and they're related to an Olympic athlete tranny.
>>37705577
seems like a pretty good reason to hate them to me anon
>>37705587
This.
It's the perfect example of class separation. They were born into a family of wealth and get to slut around all day because their father defended OJ Simpson and because Bruce Jenner was in the Olympics.
Who wouldn't feel angry and jealous of that? They don't have to work a day in their life and get to show off to the rest of the world just how much they don't have to work.
>one shot at life
>be born the worst race
>tfw no black trap gf
bl000x
>>37705598
also want this but I've never found one in my city
>tfw live in white province
>>37705634
Black transgender women are the most beautiful beings in all creation
>tfw no Nubian Queen to gib me the bbc