>Alright anon, it's time for your penis inspection, don't

>>37706309
>walk out mid procedure
>report her for harassment because she was laughing at my small penis
>sue for emotional damages and liability
>loses her license
>i get a million dollar settlement

suck my COCK you goddamn COCK

>>37706382
>>sue for emotional damages and liability
>have to testify in courtroom
>"sh-she was laughing cause my penis is small"
>courtroom erupts into laughter
>run out crying

>>37706309
>Brutally rape her with my 24 inch horsecock until her internal organs rupture.

Oh? What was that stacy?

>>37706405
>not suing the federal government after that

femanon here

>>Alright anon, it's time for your penis inspection, don't be shy now! *giggles*

lol

>>37706571
have to testifie infront of international court
>everyone still bursts into laugh
>cycle continues for years and years
>penisless humorless alien court in the year 90805606 anno grand commisar still laughing at your penis.

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>>37706309
I actually had a penis inspection when I was 18 - at a military health commission that checks if you're eligible for service. The docs were all guys, though.

>implying women can be doctors

>>37707179
>I actually had a penis inspection when I was 18 - at a military health commission that checks if you're eligible for service
Me too, they also checked if I could take a tactical piss. Pretty awkward experience.

>>37706309
For a second there I thought I was on /tv/

>>37707253
Haha, but I'm not even kidding. It was more about just seeing if I have "everything in order" - all of us were checked, so there's that.

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>>37706309
Thats brings me some good old memories

>Be me
>18
>Mandatory conscription
>Selection day
>50 guys in the same room
>They gave an order
>"Everyone naked now, medical inspection!"
>One by one we get naked
>Another soldier and a nurse enters the room
>Cute blond army nurse, similar to pic related but using an army uniform
>She start inspecting one by one
>She inspect our face, arms, legs and genitals
>She is getting near me
>My dick is confuse
>It is my turn
>My dick contacts me
>"Fuck code 10, it is rock'n'roll time"
>Can feel the boner rising
>She notices
>I noticed
>The guy on my left noticed
>The soldier following her noticed
>I punch my dick
>She laughs
>The soldier following her laughs
>mfw

>>37707253
Tactical piss? Need info on that.