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>be Stacy
>enter a cafe to order a salad
>waiting for my order, i sit down with my book and notice there's a couple sitting beside me
>her boyfriend can't keep his eyes off of me and even as I'm reading, he's just watching
>can't tell whether to laugh or feel bad but honestly I feel bad but wtf why do I have to? why are you mad at ME?!?!?!?!?! ;-;
>girl sare so weird!! !:(
hmmm ;/ :(((((((( anwayyyy time to enjoy my salad!! :) (i'm home now lol!) tiem to work!! =D
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oh also i forgot to add -
she asked to leave shortly after that happened
at least finish your meal before! :( i'm just minding my business ;
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very, very low quality bait
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>>37711402
>can't tell whether to laugh or feel bad
Yeah, that's kind of what I'm feeling right now. This is the worst bait I've seen all year, holy shit.
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>job interview in 2 hours
what do
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fembot here, just tell them that you are a fembot (like me)
btw. i'm a fembot
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Don't worry you're not going to get the job because you fail at everything you ever do.
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>>37711360
What's the job in question?
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If girls don't like fat people why do they hate skellies even more
>be 5'7 97 lbs
>there's a qt that lives in the apartment next to me
>she's not in a relationship
>talk to her and I think she likes me
>go over to ask her out
>she opens the door and some tall fat guy is holding her hand
>"oh hey anon, this is Ronaldo"
>Ronaldo manages an awkward smile and says hi
>start crying and run back to my place
>turn on Pink Floyd and stare out the window watching the lightning while I'm crying
I haven't eaten anything in 2 days what the hell is going on?
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>>37711346
97lbs is way to skinny. eat a original burger please
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>>37711346
>fat tall
There's your answer anon.
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>>37711389
Food is disgusting, I usually only eat apples and salad and occasionally a ham sandwich
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Who here living wagecuck limbo? 2017-06-14 08:44:00 Post No.37711325
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Who here living wagecuck limbo?
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>work at steel mill
>clock in 12 hours 7 days a week
>roughly make 12,000 in a month
>dont know what to spend money on besides alcohol and chinese food
>go through normiebook
>see trust fund normies from my HS year vacationing at Cancun with all their friends
>continue drinking until passing out
>alarm clock wakes me
>force feed, shit, and comb hair
>repeat
At least I'm close to work and some shadilay qt messaged me back from normiebook
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>>37711325
How'd you get a job like that?
I live in the bad jobs capital of the US (SoCal), and am stuck at home. Didn't even make 25 k last year despite the high cost of living (if you dont want to live like a MExican) However, there's still ridiculously wealthy people IRL around every corner.
You can't even escape it by not going to normiebook.
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>>37711325
Sounds like heaven to me.
What do you drink OP?
For me it's beer-week
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>>37711467
I didn't have much plans after High School and just applied there at a low level position and worked my way up by just not slacking off and showing up everyday(dont have friends and don't speak to family)
What do you do?
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>Its a "Mom stops me from making lunch because she says she is going to cook something" episode
>Its a "7 hours later she still hasn't starting cooking episode so I go upstairs and make some fucking food because I was hungry enough to cook half a day ago and now I have to listen to her bitch" episode
>Its a "As soon as I finish eating she cooks a delicious dinner and my family all eat it besides me because I'm full" episode
>Story arc ends with a "wake up the next day and at least there will be some tasty leftovers for me but no actually they ate all of it so my mom cooking absolutely didn't benefit me in any way all she did was yell at me and cause me to be really hungry for most of a day" episode
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>>37711255
you sound like a whiny brat, just move out already
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anon my mum use to complain about me now washing the pots/dish's quicker enough, whenever she comes mine she does my dish's I have to tell her off/tell her not to do it took her a while to stop kek
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>>37711255
Cook a meal for your self its not hard.
Neither is cleaning.
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roastie says i'm cute, flirts with me
asks if she can wear my hat
i say no, (secretly covering bald spot)
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>>37711163
>hat secretly covering bald spot
that called hatfishing, how old are you OP?
have begun to notice how bald a lot of under-25s are...
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>>37712152
receding at 25, since 20, probably younger
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>>37711163
>have beautiful thick full head of hair
>always wear baseball cap
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The world doesn't make sense. 2017-06-14 08:34:44 Post No.37711119
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The world doesn't make sense.
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I don't understand. My world has been turned upside down.
>be me
>have ongoing crush on this somewhat quiet, pretty and smart girl in my class in high school
>nothing ever happens because /autismo/ then we graduate
>fast forward to today
>look out window randomly
>see same qt shy girl holding hands with guy
>he has bright blonde hair and is about 5'9'', was one of the popular kids. He was athletic and misbehaved. Also used to bully me
>wonder why such a nice qt shy girl like her would want to go out with a delinquent like him
>sister comes up behind me and looks out the window
>she sees what I'm seeing
>expect her to express similar sentiment to me
>she says 'Ugh, how did a girl like HER get a guy like HIM?!'
Wtfffffff?!?!?! I don't get it! All this time I thought she was a prize female! It didn't even register that he was a chad! But now I realise he actually was a total chad.
My world has been turned upside down. qt 3.14's are actually 3/10s and chads are lurking everywhere.
The world doesn't make sense
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i know anon. i know the feels
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>>37711119
end your life ad hope for the best
that's my advice because it only gets worse
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>>37711119
Expect to see average looking girls with athletic decent looking dudes a lot. NO females will ever be interested in you because, in today's world, higher tier males are willing to step down to lower tier females, because all high tier females go directly to charismatic 6'2 strong jaw built Chads.
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What are fellow robot's favourite movies?
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I don't really have a favourite, but Lost in Translation is among my favourites. Its also very comfy and nothing really happens in it.
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>>37711479
Why do Americans love Japan so much? like fuck off
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>>37711506
They try to apologize for the bombs this way
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This is a feminist film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pAcJ0lFu94
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>>37711086
no it isnt retard
it's about a guy getting empowered and wanting to clean society of trash
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Stopped watching after Sigmund Fraud
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>>37711086
I'm not going to give you a view.
Saged and flaged.
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tfw i will never domme one of you pathetic betas
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>>37711015
You know your snatch reeks of fish when your dress turns into a ruse.
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but why?
BTW IM A FEMBOOOOOOOOT
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>>37711015
fembot here
please spank me
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>when your bf forgets to prep the bull before you get home from gender studies 112
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fembot here
>tfw when your bf has a small dick
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>>37710936
fellow Fembot here,
told Chad about this but he just laughed in my face. Why am I with him again LOL
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fembot here
I wish chad didn't fuck my best friend.
I just want him to care about me :(
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I wish the old hag would die already.
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don't we all my dear and respectable sire
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DELETE THIS POST KIDDO YOURE OUT OF YOUR DEPTH
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Queen will never be kill
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If black Chad is Jamal/Tyrone, what's black Stacey called?
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Shaniqua
o
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>>37710866
no, all black people are called Tyrone and black
girls are Shaniqua or some shit
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>>37710866
keisha
taking precaution incase this is not original
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Why do normies never have wrinkles but robots do 2017-06-14 08:21:08 Post No.37710841
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Why do normies never have wrinkles but robots do
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I know some of you fuckers must've noticed this, half of the girls you guys worship have lines on their face.
Yet what causes this? Go to /soc/ and look at how none of them have sunken in eyes or smile lines.
Im surprised with how much robots pay attention to bone structure, jaw, hairline etc, no one seems to care about looking 5 years older than they should and most robots do.
Any dermafags around to explain why and maybe help?
Pmuch all the robots I know have pic related's facial features male or female and Im wondering how to banish that shit.
Its really weird to me though, having been here and to /soc/ that no one talks about skin short of someone having a horrible disease. I see barely anyone from /soc/ with scrolling lines from their eyes down to their cheekbones and nostrils down to bottom of the mouth.
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>>37710841
>half the girls you worship
>posts a trap
what did he mean by this?
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This rancid bitch again.
Today I will remind them.
https://my.mixtape.moe/mcrpxx.jpg
https://track5.mixtape.moe/cetbeh.mp4
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Robots, do you have siblings?
How is your relationship with them?
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They're very younger and love me and admire me a lot.
It's cool to feel loved but being admired kinda sucks when you're such a big loser.
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brother, relationship used to be good when I was younger but not so much anymore.
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I have seven sisters. Me and my twin sister are very close, but with the others it varies. It seems the older they get, the more they dislike me.