my gf has started making me wear a condom because she doesn't want to have to clean herself up after she takes a load.
Talk about lazy
>>37782380
she's trying to hide the fact that she doesn't want you anymore, anon
she wants a cicada cock to run her through instead
>>37782380
get aids and die slowly
shes cheating on you, just FYI
The gathering is only two weeks away.
Who is coming?
Are you worried about meeting other robots in real life?
MGTOW camp will be about 2 miles south of the main camp
I feel bad that ur thread failed, so I'm giving you a bump m8
>>37782377
I want to kill myself but not by being raped then murdered by a serial killer in a death camp in the forest.
Thanks in advance.
I've grown to enjoy my illness
>>37782273
How does the illness start manifesting itself upon its onset? Do you just basically one day wake up all out of it, or do the symptoms creep in?
>>37782487
The symptoms creep in. For me it started with social withdrawal and lack of care for self hygiene, then I started hearing the voices and getting paranoid, then the delusions started. I'm on clozapine now and I kinda miss going through psychosis
>>37782531
How exactly did the voices start and what were they like? The thing runs in my family and just this morning I heard the disembodied voice of my father for a while, thinking he'd somehow gotten home when I was supposed to pick him up with a car, so I went out to apologize for somehow missing his call, looked through the house and realised there's nobody there. Anything like the illness, or just something else?
>*squirts in your face*
>*pisses in your face*
Ftfy
Gross now I'm infected with roastie juices! Learn to aim you filthy slut *kicks you in the cunt and takes my laptop and gets up and relocates* *puts in headphones and pretends to ignore you so you'll leave me alone*
>>37782243
*blocks your path* blox
Give me one reason to not just end it right here.
How is it fair that the one most important thing that will decide the rest of your life is decided at birth and can't be changed
>believing the bullshit 4chan feeds you
>>37782234
> 2016+1
> Still believing in IQ
that's a cut willy with a nice curve
Post your thicc 2hus, feel free to go overboard, but lets just keep most of the posts at just THICC.
>>37782225
This is not attractive. Take your degenerate fetish(mental illness) elsewhere, you lard loving faggot
that's just fat, not thicc
>>37782245
Nope.Avi.exe
So adblock doesn't work on youtube anymore I tried using uBlock and it worked a couple times but now I just saw a ad. Fuck youtube.
>>37782167
why are anime posters so stupid? I haven't seen an ad on youtube in a year
i see the yellow mark in vids but i still don't see ads on youtube
>>37782183
>>37782212
How do you guys do it? I get stupid ads.
>*violently rolls around on the floor*
>NNNNN...NNNNNNNGH...
>*repeatedly slaps own forehead with full force*
>MAKOTO WAN PLAY MINECWAF MINECWAF MINECWAF
What do you do?
>>37782135
put my dick in her mouth, she is clearly showing symptoms of SDD (semen deprevation disorder)
>>37782173
*shrieks and bites your dick off, starts crying*
>>37782135
The correct answer is surprise buttsex.
>tfw power top born in a twink body
>>37782122
>twink body
aka not working out. No one is born big. Go to the gym nigger
>>37782156
But gaining muscle is a lot harder for some people because of differences in testosterone levels. Guys with low testosterone won't gain much muscle even if they go to the gym regularly.
>>37782178
shut the fuck up with the excuses and hit the gym you faggot, it's not because you complain that you'll wake up ripped
Hey anons what's up?
>>37782114
Do you like papa johns?
sds
watching some educational show on the civil war
everyone is going to parties tonight
Does she remember me bros
I hope she does, post her answer
>>37782151
could take days, who knows, its possible this message went into that "other" inbox that doesnt give you notifications
>>37782182
Why didnt you add her first?
This is deception
Fraud is illegal, why isn't this?
>>37782098
Yeah, people shouldn't be allowed to look how they want. Boo freedom.
I like her freckles better than the make up
She's doing it for Chad and Chad doesn't mind.
Guys, I think I got cancer in my neck and I'm not gonna do anything about it.
Also, what would you guys do if you got cancer?
>>37782073
you see a doctor immediately. if u dont, u die
>>37782073
i would go thailand and fuck as many prostitutes and thai lady boys i can.
>>37782073
Keep on trucking until it gets painful, then commit suicide probably. I don't want to do chemo or radiation
>2011
>PARTY ROCKER'S IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>must resist the urge to shuffle
>>37782060
i suppose its better than log poasting
>>37782060
>2011
>Hanging out with friend at bar after he finishes up in the kitchen
>DJ is a minor tv personality
>knows me and my friend are both awesome shufflers
>Plays LMFAO and tries to signal us to go dance
>get up and throw out a few freestyle moves because I don't want to feel stink
>everybody yells and claps
>I hate LMFAO and I don't really like to shuffle any more
>Just want to be tutting and listening to liquid dubstep
I miss those times.
>>37782060
glad that faggot shit is dead.
guys im crying here
No way it's not bait, so on the nose. Like OP
Why, are you the BF, the GF?
What is wrong about faping to someone else?
Need the link. Women are incapable of love.