>*squirts in your face*

>*pisses in your face*

Ftfy

Gross now I'm infected with roastie juices! Learn to aim you filthy slut *kicks you in the cunt and takes my laptop and gets up and relocates* *puts in headphones and pretends to ignore you so you'll leave me alone*

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>>37782243
*blocks your path* blox

>*kills you in your face*

>>37782243

oh..s....sorry

Fun fact, all women can squirt, but need different stimulation to do it. So if you can make a girl squirt for the first time, you're a goddamn pussy whisperer.

>>37782502

dont tell me things like this, my permavirginity is getting to boiling point

>>37782573
Getting a girl to squirt for the first time is fucking amazing. They usually cum their brains out and then have this shocked/horrified look on their face. Then they say something like "I...I didn't know I was a squirter" or "oh god, I'm so sorry!"

Hottest shit in the world.

>>37782502
squirting is really pissing, bruh

>>37782630
Basically, yeah. But usually due to a super intense orgasm.

>>37782619

meh, that didnt even work 2bh, dont feel any worse now than i did before, i think that other message might have lowered my mood all the way for tonight already