my gf has started making me wear a condom because she doesn't want to have to clean herself up after she takes a load.
Talk about lazy
>>37782380
she's trying to hide the fact that she doesn't want you anymore, anon
she wants a cicada cock to run her through instead
>>37782380
get aids and die slowly
shes cheating on you, just FYI
It's a fair complaint
>>37782500
She isn't, she's just lazy
>>37782483
I'm here longer than you, reddit
>>37782451
STOP IT CICADA
>>37782380
Meet her half way and cum outside while still barebacking.
>>37782500
100% this. You're getting cucked, son.
>>37782380
>filename
what are you trying to accomplish by lying like this?
>tfw gf started pills because she wants me to stop wearing a condom
life truly is unfair to some of us, there's still like a 0,1% that she gets pregnant
>>37782500
This. Quite obvious.
Seems pretty reasonable to me desu
>>37782380
Get her to swallow it duh
>>37782380
lick it out faggot!!
>My gf
Gtfo and die you normie piece of shit.
>>37783054
as if I were implying that picture was OC, fucking retard
>>37782380
Wear a condom instead of going raw?
>She's just lazy
No, you're retarded.. you would give up fucking raw like that. What kind of fucking queer are you?
Jizz can knock your natural bacterial cycle off too. Leading to infection and lots of white discharge this is what many girls think is "girly cum" gross
>>37783360
The numale faggotry is off the charts, time to go to >>>/pol/
shes gonna get pregnenet from another guys better semen and op gonna be the cuck provider cumming in latex
>>37783390
I'm speaking as a vagina owner. I'm sorry to break your illusions but it's "teehee I'm creamy" it's fucking discharge going into overdrive to clear infection
>>37783597
hotoriginalsdinaw
>>37783621
You think so. I think it's pretty funny dudes fall for it
>>37783597
Take some anti-biotics, in all honesty I probably wouldnt care. Infection also carries an odor, that really gets the neurons firing and I mean in a primal way
>>37783189
more likely to get pregnant with condom than with bc pill though iirc
>>37782380
Just pull out and blow it in her hair. That'll teach her.
>>37783597
bv isn't a real medical affliction
sorry, i know you're a very pure girl and all but your vag isn't supposed to be dry and smell like roses
>>37782380
>Condom juices festering in her vagina
Hope she enjoys utis lol
I did this with my bf when the guy I was cheating with said he wanted only his cock to physically touch me. It's exhilarating in a way watching him get all worked up and cum without even touching me. What a sad pathetic little boy.
>>37782380
Mine stopped taking the pill cause it was inhibiting her sexual drive, and told me to get condoms.
Long story short, we both hate condoms so we started experimenting anal sex and I've been fucking her ass daily and exclusively since then, she's now so horny she loves it. What's more, I cum deep in her rectum so it doesn't leak out and we can fall asleep cudling.
>>37782380
My gf doesn't exist
isnt one of the benefits of having a steady gf is that she's on the pill so you get to cum inside her?
>>37785097
OP is full of shit, his gf would still have to clean her pussy from the condoms lube and her wetting.
>>37785174
why would she if she showers every day?
>>37785522
It's kinda gross that some people think it's alright to have sex and then not shower, I've never had sex but if you don't at least know it's messy then you're retarded. Basic hygiene to be honest.
Never had sex with a condom, is it really that much worse?
Wife and I were both virgins at marraige, never saw a reason for condoms.
>>37783515
fucking died laughing at this post thanks
>all these fucking normies
GO BACK TO /soc/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OFF MY BOARDD
>>37787164
Did all the robots die out via suicide? A year ago this place was autistic as fuck, now it's my gf, my crush who likes me, look at all my tinder matches.
FUCKING DIE NORMIE FUCKLETS! I WILL BURN YOU ALL
>>37787164
This.
Discussing sex with vs without condoms, sex positions, different gfs. It's all just too much when you're almost 30 and never had found a gf. It's even harder when people tell you you look decent - at least average, and they wonder about your lack of any sort of relationship.
>>37782380
Sucks for you, my gf loves for me to squirt all over her body and then we take a shower together.
>making me
What a faggot. You make your girlfriend do things, she doesn't make you do things. You're the man you moron. If you don't wanna wear a condom don't wear one and tell her to eat shit if she doesn't like it.
Hey friends, how do I use a condom? Is it safe to cum while you're still inside or should I my dick out of her when I'm cumming to be extra safe?
>Tfw normies are infesting my board
>>37787564
I was a robot then become a normie. I just never left. Don't forget: I'm here forever.
>Have gf (male)
>no need for condom
Life's good
>>37787508
I always finger my gf with a condom on just to be extra super safe.
>>37787586
>This post = the reason so many fags have AIDS
>>37787628
Took her virginity and I've only been with one other gf(male) before, all clean my friend
>>37787666
This post is also a reason why so many fags have AIDS
>>37787677
It's essentially eradicated in the first world where I live, and when anyone is sexually active (not like you would know) you get tested on the regular.
>>37787666
ok satan whatever you say
>>37787164
>>37787273
>>37787283
>>37787290
The election cycle crop dusted a new wave of fags on the entire site but it was just an exaggerated pronouncing of a trend long in motion. When we who don't fit into the societal puzzle, not quite right like them, make our own safe place, they will infiltrate and breed us out, every single time. Then we leave for something else, and the cycle repeats. Comics, vidya, fantasy, the internet itself.
But when there's nothing left for us to go, the only choice will be to finally fight back. To douse it all in petrol and bar the doors. A righteous martyrdom of ash and cinder. A sacred holocaust, a hard reset.