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>>39473922
Here's the template originally speaking

Hookup threads belong on >>>/soc/ thanks

>mods banned selfies
>shit like this starts popping up
Go to /soc/ if you want to find insecure sluts to suck your dick. Christ.

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>>39473916
>too shy to become an escort

>>39473916
>be me
>find escort on BP
>go to her location
>get naked
>she grabs my jacket with my wallet and runs
>tfw too beta to fuck an escort

It doesnt change anything

girls will still hate you because youre not a Chad

Absolutely not
t. guy

>>39473913
do you mean swap sexes?

Fuck no, being a guy is vastly superior because I can watch serious movies without getting scared

pretty nice anon.how long since u got it ?

>>39473933
Had the keyboard for a while, recently got the grey/black alphas.

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>>39473963
fuck it look real fucking nice. when i'll be full time im gonna buy something like corsair.
pic irrelevent

Everyone will realize how weird you are and you'll never get to perform let alone rehearse with anyone and will forever be on stage hand bitch duty

Phenibut and getting out is what's saving my social life, shits a legal wonder drug for anxiety

>>39473871
Did plays in high school. Theater kids are super exclusive. Have fun going through rehearsals alone. The breaks are the worst part because you can't bury yourself in the "work".

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Yes. Every folder ony pc and phone is full of anime girls

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>>39473873
That's a nice picture. What would you do if someone found out about your phone/computer stash?

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>>39473899
I dont care what others think about it. I love it!

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>>39473802

I FUCKING HATE GIRLS REEEEEEEEEEE

SO MUCH LIKE FUCK THEM I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THEM IF IT WASNT FOR THE FACT THAT IM ALWAYS HORNY

maybe you's ugly

>>39473937

but i see ugly guys with hot girls all the time i dont fucking get it

I don't know about pegging but I've always found strap-ons interesting.

>>39473765
>Do robots and fembots like pegging?
70% of robots like it or are okay with it, 50% of fembots like it or are okay with it.
>It's the only way I have penetrative sex.
Why?

>>39473836
>Why?
because i don't like taking dick, i like giving it.

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Pepperoni, No sauce, No cheese. Just pepperoni.

tip $500

>>39473746
Pizza and the bottom twist things. Tip like $5 that's what I do

>>39473746
Two salads lmao. Tip $2.00.

>>39473682
>>Wake up
>>This is now your body
>What would you do?
Start crying
I hate fat people so much, I couldn't imagine being one

then masturbate

>>39473682
Call up my friends and do a fat version of the "you ready to work out with us, white boy?!" race bait photo.

Induce lactation and become a chocolate dairy cow.

Start from stage one and continue from there. If there's one stage you might want to skip, its stage 4 because its very repetitive, but still enjoyable.

also the dub is very well done and makes for an immersive experience, i wouldn't choose subs

watch first stage at least. then watch second and third stage if you want something more. then if you want more epic doriftu battles just pick out the good episodes mainly in fifth stage. god hand especially.

>>39473658
Nothing happened, nothing will happen. I am bored. How are you doing friend?

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>>39473658
Obligated to visit with my transgender relative.

I listened to music more, didn't leave the house though. I'm trying to get better at singing and playing guitar at the same time to perform better shoes for my cat. How are you anon?

I really like Poe Man's Dreams His Vice.

>>39473633
YAH, originalo

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>>39473633
>listening to (c)rap
>listening to normie music

They are just as degenerate

also desperate

They do care, they're simply in denial if they say otherwise. Most of them just try to forget about it because as disgusting as it is, normalfags simply can't handle being alone.

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When I asked my normie friend he said he doesn't care and it's just a part of life. I wish I'd didn't cared otherwise I'd probably would have a gf by now.

It fucking disgust me the thought of kissing a woman when her lips were probably on another dudes dick in the past.

>>39473560
I get the shotgun.

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I want him to hold me in his big arms

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>>39473560
I've got his body hair and his chubbiness, but I don't have his nice thick arms(or hairline).