>too shy to visit an escort

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>>39473916
>too shy to become an escort

>>39473916
>be me
>find escort on BP
>go to her location
>get naked
>she grabs my jacket with my wallet and runs
>tfw too beta to fuck an escort

It doesnt change anything

girls will still hate you because youre not a Chad

>>39474147
it doesn't matter if it changes something

I just want to be touched and to not feel like a literal monster

all I want is a chubby girl to sit on my face but I don't want some prostitute's grody vag on my face

yknow?

>escort
aren't those like luxury whores who charge over a hundred?
why not normal whores?

>>39474574
I'd be even more nervous to visit one of those

they would be so mean. they would take a look at me and be pissed off that I'm even there. at least an expensive escort would pretend to be nice, you know?

that's what gives me anxiety. I'd have to apologize for being me. like hello sorry, I know I'm paying you but I'm sorry you have to deal with me for the next 30 minutes.

>>39473916
Look for one of those "girlfriend experience" things. They'll fuck you and be kind to you.

>>39475063
are they okay with virgins? that's part of my nervousness. I'm afraid I'll regret losing my virginity by paying for it. but I don't see it happening otherwise.

>>39473916
>too shy to not visit an escort

It's like buying food only it's human meat

>>39475265
it's morbid to think of it in that way

I'd go to an escort but I want to kiss a girl and you can't kiss hookers.
Same for eating her out.

>>39475387
I want a girl to sit on my face more than I want sex and I don't want to get pinkeye from an escort's butt

How can you be too shy to visit an escort?
Wtf

>>39475147
>are they okay with virgins?
Yes they are

t. lost my virgnity to a wonderful 9/10 escort

>>39474457

Escorts tend to be very hygenic.

>tfw too virgin to even know how to find a good escorts
I don't live in a city and everything on craigslist or backpage looks like a spambot

why can't it just be legal in my stupid country, I'm so alone

>>39475585
Use your neetbux to fly to a country where it's legal.

I went to a brothel once.
I rode my bike there because it was a nice sunny day and I figured I'd go there shortly after they opened so I'd have the rest of the day free. It was advertised as an all-asian brothel but the Madam at the front counter was white which seemed a bit misleading to me.
When I showed them my ID they laughed (it didn't seem like a malicious laugh) and said they could believe I was 21 and that I looked like I was 16.
Because I got their shortly after they opened, they only had one girl working at that time so I didn't really have a choice in the girl that I'd have sex with. She was alright but I would have preferred someone better looking.
I think I pissed her off because when I got naked I was erect and she said she was impressed because I had a big penis. I know I have a relatively big penis (18cm in length, 14cm in girth) but I didn't need her to tell me that and I said that she says that to all her clients. She said, "No, it's true." and I said "I know it is but you say that to all your clients." She got a bit of a huffy look on her face but she recovered nicely and was still friendly so I have to commend her commitment to good customer service.
After I had a quick shower, she asked what I wanted to do and I said "I don't know. Sex, I guess." so she took the lead and rode my cowgirl style and I sucked on her nipples for a bit which was nice. I wanted to try facesitting but I didn't fully trust having a prostitute's vagina on my face so I didn't.
All in all it was an enjoyable experience and was reasonably priced as well. After I left, I rode my bike to a beach that was around 20km away and got some ice-cream the girl who was serving at the ice-cream shop seemed impressed that I rode my bike all the way there in the heat so I guess losing your virginity really does make you more appealing to women.

>>39475740
I live with my parents though

>anon why are you flying to amsterdam
>ummm well um I
>we forbid it
>ok

>>39475868
A wild guess, but are you Australian?

>>39475956
You have bigger problems in life than not having access to legal brothels.

>>39476060
and those problems cannot be easily solved so I choose to ignore them

>>39476034
Close. New Zealand.

>>39473916
I was like you but in the end i managed to get he courage and did it, all went nice, today i still visit escorts sometimes.
Are you a Virgin? Is prostitution legal in your country?

>>39475463
Is it ok in certain circumstances to kiss them at least?
Aren't there places like in germany where they're guaranteed to not have stds?

>>39476299
>Are you a Virgin?
yes
>Is prostitution legal in your country?
no

I just want someone cute and nice and soft to show me what I'm supposed to do and help me and make me feel like I'm not a walking septic tank but the awkwardness of it all seems insurmountable

>>39476429
i was a virgin too and all went good.

I managed to do it only because i found a site where you can talk to prostitutes by chat, i explained her the situation and she said there were no problem with my virginity. I would'nt have the courage to say "i'm a virgin" in real life, i'm so beta

I don't know how it works in your country (probably the US i think), so try to google it and find informations.
Go to an escort with good reviews.

Whats the best kind of escort to see? All of the escorts on Adultwork advertise that they like to see "Gentlemen" not fucking losers.

>>39476604
>that they like to see "Gentlemen" not fucking losers
it's just a meme, if you give them the money they ask, you're polite and you wash yourself, there will be no problem.
They simply hate people who don't pay, dirty/ill people and arrogant/aggressive people.

>>39473916
>>too shy to visit an escort- 29 posts and 1 image reply shown.
Dumb sissy anime boi.

>>39476761
if I wasn't a dumb sissy anime boi I wouldn't be shy I wouldn't be a virgin and I wouldn't need to fuckin see an escort in the first place because I could just talk to humans and make a relationship and have a girl like me like NORMAL

>>39476604

what>>39476739 said

As long you're clean and polite (and have the money ofc) everything will be fine.

>>39474457
And then the girl farts, right?

>>39476873
no, eww

>>39476781
how old are you?
I lost virginity with a prostitute when i was 26

>>39476913
I'm 20 years oId

>>39477044
if you have other questions tell me, before i go to bed

>tfw prostitute laughs at you

Dude what do you honestly expect to happen as a man? You have to initiate. You have to, even with hookers.

>>39478173
that FUCKING SUX DUDE

IT SUCKS

I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT

>want to visit an escort to lose virginity but none of them are qt enough

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>want to go to escort but all locals are undercover cops and only real ones are obese black ones with aids

>>39478764
>obese black ones
lit
>with aids
this is what terrifies me

Don't masturbate for 2 weeks, strip her naked.
Even if you're shy there's no way your dick won't get rock hard.

>>39479919
my fear isn't not getting it up, it's how I'm supposed to act or like what expectations there are for me as the man in this kind of transaction

I don't know if it's apparent from my overly verbose and nervous and apologetic typing style but I'm kind of submissive and pathetic

>>39475585
If you're Canadian, just go to Lyla

Tangentially related, but does anyone have experiences with dominatrixes or fetish shit? Is it a bad idea? Is it a bad idea to do it before losing your virginity? I'm kind of obsessed with some of my fetishes.