>tfw I missed the first thread post yourself as a bf and

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>>39473922
Here's the template originally speaking

Hookup threads belong on >>>/soc/ thanks

>mods banned selfies
>shit like this starts popping up
Go to /soc/ if you want to find insecure sluts to suck your dick. Christ.

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>>39473922
i'll bait .__.

>>39474028
It's a fun idea for a thread. Better than all the "how can white bois compete" and "why don't you just become a trap" threads that make up this board nowadays.

>>39474088
>pseudo selfie posting and attention whoring
>fun idea for a thread
If I wanted to see people present themselves in a favorable light in order to impress chicks I'd go to facebook or I'd leave my fucking room. These attention whoring threads are almost as bad as the threads you mentioned or shit like fembot threads, which only exist because of thirsty faggots like yourself.

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>>39474146
look at him, there he goes

>>39474146
>implying /r9k/ isn't a board that primarily revolves around attention whoring in one form or another

Your issue is that it's not the right kind of attention whoring as far as you're concerned.

>>39474146
>Implying fembots even exist

It's a fun thread to kill 15 minutes. Go and fap to one of the many trap threads available instead if this triggers you so much.

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>>39474086
>i'll bait
FML.. i always type stupid shit and forget to read it through before posting

>>39474205
My main concern is that constant "fembots please notice me" threads are fucking atrocious and niggers like you should stay on tumblr if you want to find a whore in your league. You're just pulling cunts that crave attention and /lgbt/ rejects over here. One or two years more of this and this will be /b/ 2.0 But I'm sure you assholes don't care about that, since this is only your fucking hookup site anyway.

>>39474255
I don't think anyone's really expecting to hook up on /r9k/ of all places. They just wanted a way to kill a couple hours.

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>>39474255
most people in these threads dont give a shit about actually finding people, its a way to kill time dumbass

>>39474287
This pretty much
>>39474255
Chill out goy, literally what threads do you actually want to see on this board, literally 95% of them belong on another board so stop whining like a cuck, jeez.

>>39474287
>>39474292
Oh you'd be surprised of the amount of /soc/ and /r9k/ crossposters. The people that are too ugly or autistic for /soc/ just come here and pretend like threads like this are just for "killing time". Just look at /soc/, you'll recognize many of the fucks posting in these kind of threads or qt chart threads that used to get posted daily.

>>39474322
Not everything is a fucking conspiracy to destroy the white man and all he holds sacred, anon.

>>39474340
Where in the everloving fuck did I mention something like that? I'm just making fun of /soc/ rejects that try to justify themselves and say they aren't attentionwhoring on /r9k/ because they are too much of a pain to the eye for the chads and stacies on /soc/.

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no h8 plz m8

>>39474422
you r gay

oreginaru

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Seriously though, does anybody have any good jazz records to recommend?

>>39474777
Jazz sucks my dude

>>39474777
waste of digits
also
>>39474803
this tbqhwy famalam

>>39474086
If I were a girl I'd love to date you.

>>39474777
https://youtu.be/DXLrrp49GqE

https://youtu.be/DX1N0j65H-0

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Ravioli Ravioli fuck the originality filteroli

>>39474777
https://youtu.be/CsgwYXvsDCo

https://youtu.be/4D8YPDdsxYU

https://youtu.be/Q6H6DjPBFOo

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these threads man

>>39475710
Mao made bad decisions, but wasn't a dumbass.
He wanted to seclude China; bring the nation back to its roots where everything was self-sufficient.
Trade fucked the country up because people took advantage of the Chinese's resources. But it was too far gone for him to fix it.
It's really sad, if you look at it from the perspective of the Chinese.

>>39474422
die, just plz

>>39474913
Im not exclusively straight
inb4 anon who im replying to is long gone

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please originally end my life

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I'll repost because I took time to make this.

I'm getting secondhand embarrassment from how fucking awful all of you are. How is it possible to have such shit personalities?

>>39477230
we love you too anon-kun

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>>39477230
Well... my dad was abusive and beat me while refusing to let me socialize, and my mother manipulated me and abandoned me often. Oh and there's a family history of mental illness, and I grew up in a ghetto. And I'm half white, half hispanic so its been hard to find a community to relate to other than /r9k/.
I'm sorry if that isn't a good enough list of reasons to justify having a bad personality anon.

>>39477230
Seconding this. I want an awful bf, but in a very particular way. You're all unromantically awful.

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Just posting my ideal gf. I'm similar.

>>39477388
;__; why dont i have a gf like this?

I don't want to post me because of how terribly cringy everyone else looks. I'd look bad just by participating

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>>39477230
>mfw OP only made this thread so all these cringy ass losers come out of the woodworks to embarrass themselves
Did all of you guys seriously think any sane woman would go for one of you freaks? You need to bring atleast a somewhat decent personality, but seems like I shouldn't have expected much from this place.

>>39477388
I was in until I saw the words "touch-starved." What kind of faggot are you?

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>>39477458
If any of us had a decent personality we wouldn't be posting on r9k

>>39477230
>dad walked out on me
>mother was always working to compensate
>bullied for most of my childhood
>only had one friend and he moved away
>suffered from asthma so I couldn't play sports
>suffered from dyspraxia so I never quite fit in
>retreated into the internet from an early age
>racism everywhere made me into a self-hating black for a while
>every woman I ever had a crush on rejected or humiliated me, often cruelly
>fall into a depression but no one really cares
>eventually got to university and decided to reinvent myself
>make friends and come out of my shell but I'm still unhappy
>still reviled by women
>eventually get tired of waiting and hire prostitute
>develop a sex addiction and regularly see prostitutes
>oneitis who I was banking on eventually got bored of me and moved away
>probably never actually wanted me in the first place but just liked how much I fawned over her
>finally completely break and become a bitter, jaded, angry person
>only things I live for now are stand-up comedy, writing and other forms of escapism
>constantly lash out at people with scathing remarks and mean-spirited jokes

I'm OP btw.

>>39477344
What is it with hispanics and always being so overly emotional? I almost dated a Hispanic guy. Loved his personality and his family. But he would lose his shit over the tiniest stuff. Crying over nothing. Screaming over nothing. Jealous over nothing.

Things could have been really good, Antony. But you ruined it with all of your fucking crazy.

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Honesty is the first key in a relationship

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>>39477475
Well, obviously there are some people who aren't aware of the fact that they are terribly undesirable. It's kinda cute tbqh, but not in an attractive way, though. But don't worry, I'm sure everybody ITT will find someone. :^)

>>39477230
>>39477363
>>39477442
>>39477458
>hurr why do these people who have been beaten into the lowest rung of the internet have such shit personalities

gee I fucking wonder you stupid cunts

>>39477513
there are times where you should just lie about things anon, this is one of those times

>>39477541
Well, than atleast don't fucking pretend like you're normal. Women will never desire freaks, get over it and stop pretending we're in high school.

>>39477541
Uh, we are here too and yet our personalities are not this laughably pathetic. Explain yourself.

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>>39477501
>dad walked out on me
>nigger
Classic.

>>39477563
I don't think anyone was pretending they were normal you goddamn fuckwit. It's been pointed out a number of times in this very thread that this is merely a way to pass a few measly minutes in our worthless fucking lives. Of course women don't desire us -- we're not brain dead. Anyone with half a brain and an ounce of self-awareness would be able to reach the oh so hilarious conclusions you seem so keen to point out. No fucking shit we're screwed. This is more like therapy than anything else.

Go choke on a cock.

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>>39477563
>being this assblasted on an /r9k/ thread on the most degenerate site know to normies about how we are being degenerates

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>>39477504
We're a passionate people, atleast in my experience. Also there's a common belief called the "3 Loves" theory in hispanic culture, we believe we have three true loves in our lives, and after we lose all three we're destined to be alone. Personally, I try my best not to be too... emotional but I'm really clingy and tend to try to filter out most of my emotions through poetry and music.

>>39477572
>Uh, we are here too and yet our personalities are not this laughably pathetic.
So you say. Maybe you just don't have the balls or the self-awareness to realise that you're a bunch of shitheels too.

>>39477616
Really makes you think...

Okay. I'm done being mean. I will be friends with any one of you robots. But you must want to play video games.

I'm really bored.

>>39477619
>>39477623
>rocucks get mad after hearing the truth
Gee, I shouldn't even have come here, I didn't know you were this toxic, I only thought you were quiet loners. Well, just another reason not a single woman will ever give you attention.

>Go choke on a cock.
Already did that today, my bf is so lucky :^)

>>39477658
Fuck off, cunt. Go find some other sucker to leech off of like the bloated parasite that you are.

>>39477666
Alright, now I know you're just a shitposter. Bretty good job.

>>39477541
i didn't ask why. frankly i don't care. just came for a laugh.

>>39477666
no you shouldn't have come here, you really are just a normalfag, neck yourself you queer scum

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>>39477655
>Maybe you just don't have the balls or the self-awareness to realise that you're a bunch of shitheels too
>I however have enough self awareness to post a cringy as fuck self description of myself on a mongolian car repair forum
Sure thing buddyo, you really showed me there.

>>39477549
Lying is just delaying the inevitability of them finding out on their own, anon.Then they'll pretend to be the victim. I'm just making it easier on both sides.

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>>39477699
Who said I was queer, weirdo? Don't you know what a fembot is? I thought after all these threads you already dedicated to us you should know your place :^)

>>39477708
Hey, at least I have the capacity to look inwards at my many flaws.

You're just a shitposter who gets a rush of blood to his peepee every time he makes fun of strangers who actually do things on his taiwanese figurine collecting website

>>39477730
*tips fedora*

oranges

>>39477738
>fembot
That explains everything!

>>39477676
Dude, maybe you just ruined your one true chance at happiness. You fucked it up, robot.

>>39477738
one of these things is not like the others~

nigger

>>39477750
>who actually do things
Well, turning it into a second /soc/ is doing something, you're right. Sorry that I'm not introspective enough for blogposting. Christ.

>this entire thread
>the concept of it
>the people who initially posted it
>the fembot making fun of people for being broken on /r9k/

This board is fucking ruined.

>>39477762
My sides, ohgod.

>>39477795
Oh right, like the quality of every other thread on /r9k/ is being dragged down by the presence of this one. Would you have preferred another Steam thread about lonely virgins ERPing at each other while pretending to be girls? Or maybe another thread about how black men are stealing all the women? Excuse the fuck out of us for single-handedly ruining this top tier board with our ungodly keystrokes.

>>39477796
/r9k/ turned into a save haven for slightly weird hipster types because of constant /soc/ posting. Mods did a good job by banning Rate me posting and shit but they need to go further. Discord, kik and disguised hookup shit like this thread need to be banned immediately.

>>39477796
I was here a year ago, nothing has changed.

Hell, I was here 5 years ago. Nothing has changed.

The only thing that is really different is that all of the "Why don't you give up and get a fat gf?" threads have been replaced by "why don't you give up and get a trap gf/suck a petite cock" threads.

This board never changes. The dregs of society all have the same problems.

>>39477854
>whiteboii gets triggeres by blacked threads
Should have guessed that all of the insecure crackas in here have a problem with casual blacked posting. And you still wonder why ya'll are virgins. smdh tbqh

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haha, jokes on you, no-one could ever love me

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w2b a /lit/ gf please respond

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Is it so wrong for people who have been made toxic by their upbringing to want to find some sort of happiness too? Is it so laughable to think that even the most bitter, jaded person could be improved even slightly by knowing that just a single person in the world loves some part of them, however small? Maybe we are pathetic, worthless husks. Maybe no woman could ever love us as we are. Maybe the only way that we'll ever have a chance at attaining even a sliver of happiness is if we completely altered ourselves to the point of being unrecognisable in the mirror. But why can't we just dream of one day being held tight by someone as they whisper soothingly in our ear? If not in real life, then why not here? And why not let us find some peace and acceptance in a world that has otherwise told us that we're the lowest form of life?

It's not much that we're asking for. You people are obviously much happier and healthier than us.. You had things go right for you where they went wrong for us. You're wittier and funnier and more intelligent and just plain better. So why is that not enough? Why can't you just be content in your supremacy and leave us to fester as we've always done? Why do you have to see us making the most out of what little we have and stomp on it?

>>39478013
You don't get to feel hopeful or happy, Anon. That's why you're here. That's why you stay.

>>39478013
You don't get to the top by hugging the unfortunate. You need to constantly remind those at the bottom that they are worthless, otherwise they might get uppity. Besides, it's pretty funny mocking a robot. You should try it sometime. :^)

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I honestly wouldn't mind dating someone like this. To be honest.

>>39478013
Leave. /r9k/ is full of people who hate themselves, and it's contagious. To hate yourself is a rational absurdity: deny it as one and look for alternatives. Lurk elsewhere for a spell. There are many people and many different ways of trying to find happiness. Find one of those ways and follow it. You are your own jailer here.

>>39478277
Oh, yeah, and in case you're wondering why I'm here I just decided to stop by. I probably shouldn't have anyway so I'll go now. Take care of yourself.

>>39478277
Sick quote dude. Does your mom have that as a tattoo over her ass crack?

why the fuck do you guys want to date emotionally fucked up people?

it's nowhere near as cute as these posts make it seem

>>39478492
>why the fuck do you guys want to date emotionally fucked up people?
pretty sure no one in this thread does, anon

>>39478492
Because normal women are out of their league.

>>39478552
>maybe if I point out the obvious enough people will think I'm smart

>>39478571
Seems like there are people who still don't get it, despite it being obvious, m8.

>>39478587
name literally one single person in this thread who isn't acutely aware of how fucked they are

you're just rubbing it in to get off

>>39478610
>you're just rubbing it in to get off
I've been found out.

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I like to think I'm a pretty cool guy.

>>39478633
I sincerely hope you get AIDS and die. I hope someone rapes your newborn child. I hope someone stabs you in the stomach and plays with your blood-slicked entrails. I hope every time you try to clip your nails you clip them just short enough that you accidentally clip the skin.

>>39478706
Don't be such a meanie Mc poopie head, anon. What did I ever do to deserve such hurtful words? Despite all of this, I still wish you all the best in your future :)

>>39476404
No you derpy motherfucker, it was just like whenever commies get the hold, that is, executing the driven, productive people of the country and subsequently people eat their babies and stay in line only by gunpoint.
I'd argue Stalin and Mao were objectively at least few levels above Hitler when it comes to being absolutely loathsome anti-men.

>>39478814
I hope you step on a nail and get tetanus. They'd have to amputate your foot and then you'd have this fucked up hole in your leg and of course it goes without saying that I hope your leg hole gets raped by a ten inch cock with much, much girth and I hope he cums inside and you just have to walk around with a shitty cummy stump for the rest of your one-legged life you semen legged shiteater

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>>39478882
Gee anon, have you been hurt in the past or why do you show such a mean spirited and agressive behaviour? Everybody on here loves you and respects you for the person you are. You don't have to act tough to impress us. We already think you are cool. :)

>>39478930
I hope your cummy stump develops sentience one day when you least expect it. You'll just be sitting around eating a bowl of shit as per usual when suddenly your cummy stump awakens and starts monologuing about its plans to overthrow the elected body of government in order to introduce a new world order in which all humans will be saddled with sentient cummy stups which control their every thought and action. I hope your cummy stump is a douchebag voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch. I hope you call it Benedict Cummystump

>>39478979
You are very creative anon, you should funnel all that negativity into expressing yourself in an artistic and unique way. I'm sure you'll be happier with yourself and the world around you. :)

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There will always be other Romeos and different Juliettes

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I shall put words here.
to be a more original person.

>>39478930
He's just one of these memers that like being offensive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnXBeQwmmrc

>>39479024
I hope Benedict Cummystump decides that he wants a divorce because he's sick of the way you constantly lounge around in your own shit jerking your microdick to pictures of anime girls pissing all over cocks so he uses his cummy stump powers to telepathically manipulate your mind, forcing you to amputate him so then you amputate Benedict Cummystump and he goes to start a new family with a man who can appreciate what a good cummy stump he is but then you discover that there's just more cummy stump underneath Benedict Cummystump and so you name him Sylvester Stallone because you couldn't think of another cummy stump pun and you try to do right by him where you failed with Benedict Cummystump

>>39479042
ISIS vids are undeniably quality shit, though.

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Better just stay away from me if you want any kind of happiness in your life

>>39473922
god you're disgusting
why havent you killed yourself yet?

>>39479114
You're so random and funny, anon XD. I'm sure you'll find a gf that can appreciate your weird and quirky sense of humour. :D

Any girls in Toronto want to just chill and play video games?

>>39479355
I hope you straight up die, my dude

>>39479350
Because I love myself and I hate everyone else just enough to spite them with my continued existence.

>>39479386
do you Iive in new york?

>>39479386
>I hope you straight up die, my dude
Me too.
Heh, I'm sure I sound cool and edgy enough to fit in with you guys after this awsome retort

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>>39479386
Jeeze nigger, am quite the hate machine but at least have some tact and decorum.

>>39479405
most likely.

>>39479405
Nope.

>>39479432
I may be edgy, but I sure as hell am not cool.

>>39479441
Sometimes you've got to get to the meat of the issue.

>>39479267
This is too fucking real for me right now.

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>>39479478
It's best to let it fester inside you, make every bad interaction stuffed into your subconscious so that when it boils over and snap, you inflict as much blind damage to the one that assails you.

that's how I lived, it's great once you let loose.

>>39477504
If you're a white woman you should almost not kill yourself race traitor.

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>>39473922
Ooh. I liked the last thread. Let's do this again.

>>39479267
I was into the lifelover shirt but I like going outside.

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>>39473922
posting again lol

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got nothing better to do. I know I have a shit personality, I'm fine with being alone anyway

>>39479530
Don't tell me how to do my business, anon. Me I prefer to just live in a near permanent state of dissatisfaction and anger which occasionally bubbles forth in the form of cynicism, biting remarks and a general tendency to lash out at other people.

Though outside of the internet I'm usually able to disguise my bitterness as humour just well enough to be endearing a decent portion of the time and only slightly off-putting the rest of it.

I only really cut loose on /r9k/. It's very therapeutic.

I relate to some of this

>>39479032
Do you actually have French vintage boots from the 60s?

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>>39479706
I've been planning on buying some, just finding a pair in my size. I'd love a pair like this from the Algerian war or the Indochina war.

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I can't just show off who I am like that

>>39479745
Yeah, because I was thinking they'd probably cost an arm and a leg. Or your feet's soles, if the shop you were at only accepted irony as currency.. Those are cute, though. I like the the aged look.

>>39479831
I'd like a less worn pair to be fair, might settle for 70s or 90s production, some are cheap it's just finding them, I'll need to browse french ebay or something.

>>39479890
I could help if you'd like? Though I'd probably need your contact for that. Actually, I'm absolutely positive I would need it.

Not too cheesy, right?

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>>39479559
>I wish I could reconcile my belief that everyone deserves to live in peace, regardless of their views with my desire to personally execute every last marxist and islamist out there.
Follow your dreams, anon. Nothing is impossible.

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>>39479630
your lost, you had the potential.
a great reliever is to go hunting, with bare hands.
just snap some animals neck.

>>39480076
There's been sneakier ways, what method of communication would you prefer?

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Here ya go ya cunts

>>39479559
Seems like marriage material to me.

>>39480119
Discord, or maybe kik? Possibly email, if you're willing to bear horribly slow conversation.

>>39480173
I'll give you my email and you can email me your discord.

[email protected]

>>39474777
Jazz pa Svenska (or anything by Jan Johansson really)

Also krzysztof komeda pretty good

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>>39473922
mmm give me those sweet hot (you)s mommy

>>39480272
insufferable narcissist/10

>>39480347
Yeah no shit. I'm also pretentious and flaky. But at least i know how to draw thick anime babes.

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repostan

oden onigiri

>>39473922

I hope my ex doesn't see this. She'll probably send it to me.

>>39477655
>you just don't have the balls or the self-awareness to realise that you're a bunch of shitheels too.
Not him.
No one posting and subsequently defending these turboautismo BF templates has any right to talk about "self awareness"

>>39480487
link to art pls

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hallo ladies

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>>39478706
>>39478814
>>39478882
>>39478930
>>39478979
>>39479024
>>39479114
>>39479355
>>39479386
Military grade autism, both of you.

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>>39480780
oh boi
oh boi do i know that feel

>>39477094
Omg this one is the cutest

>>39480818
You say that like it was a bad thing :)

>>39480818
Haven't you ever seen flirtation before, anon?

>>39480849
Hey um... would you like to be friends on discord or something? You could uh... post yours and I'll add you.

>>39479591
Dreamy "are you drinking enough water my dude dehydration ain't no joke". If I only I had you that one time in highschool I got dehydrated and almost died

>>39477094
this is me except I don't do the awkward smile or let my hair cover my eyes cause then I cant see, and also I'm normal sized not 5'4

>>39481003
lum #0682

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>>39481139
nothing in the past few month has made me feel more comfy than a fellow anon telling me i'm dreamy. i wish i was there to help keep you hydrated friend

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I think I like women and men aswell but im not sure

>>39481524
Yes I agree!! Happy I could help you feel /comf/ Anon, it makes me happy

>>39477094

Do you have discord? I'll talk to u if u need a frand

>>39481645
you seem super sweet. i need friends, do you want to add each other on discord or something? i could remind you to drink water everyday

>>39481918
I uh... do, post yours though.

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>>39481950
Yeah sure give me yours and I'll add you my fellow

>>39479813
Best yet
Originetti

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what am I even doing here
desu

>>39482005

But what if I don't want to?
Noriginality

>>39482124
Then I guess we dont contact one another ._.

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>>39482019
okok it is
Krispy#7295

>>39482174
Added you, HOMIE

>>39482174
>that ghastly pokemon card avatar

Based anon

>>39482166

Suit yourself then ^-^

>>39482279
Okieokieokie... you got me. IntelligentHeavy#0288

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>post your ideal gf
>people put in a handful of lines of broad and sweeping generalities to make some generic fantasy gf because they don't actually care enough about other people to love anything specific about them

>post yourself as a bf
>people put in huge amounts of pointless details that reveal nothing personal about themselves except that they hate themselves and spend too much time thinking about themselves because they're self-obsessed and self-loathing
really tickles the old almond doesn't it

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Posting again because it's Sunday afternoon and I have nothing better to do.

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>>39482341
I really, really like this picture. Here, have this in return.

Also, you're absolutely right.

>>39482414
t.aussiefag

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oregenilaitat

>>39482456
No shit Sherlock
what gave it away?

>>39482414
you a sweetie

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May as well post again~

>>39474422
E.C. is that you?

>>39482566
Y-you too, th-thanks. That's really sweet of you to say

>>39482604
I'm sorry I didn't see you before this post is too cute!

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>>39473962
better template if your going to speak in an original way

>>39482198
aaaaaa i made a friend oh shit
>>39482230
t-thank you friend

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>>39473922
dragon age originals

Dargonals

>>39482887
I'm glad you think so c:

y-you wanna b muh friend~

>>39482991
Can I be your second friend, we can talk about ghastly and gengar too mayb

>>39483037
yesyes feel free to add me as well friend

>>39482313

Accept me pleaaase i added

>>39482090

You sound super sweet christanon

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Is there any point?

These are supposed to be stereotyped memes, not recreations of your sad pathetic life you absolute autists.

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clocking in

a man can dream

>>39483638
>These are supposed to be stereotyped memes
only if your life is a meme
which is arguably just as pathetic

>>39479559
are you a cute poo in loo?

>>39483922
No. I'm 6'4 and 210 pounds.

>>39483329
thanks (christ?)anon

>>39473922
Looks like you did the work for me.

>>39479042
necrofu?

>>39479596
wow, way to go
trying to appreciate some artwork around here

>>39477877
>Hell, I was here 5 years ago. Nothing has changed.
No you weren't.

This board got much worse in the last three years. Why the fuck do you retards pretend to be oldfags?

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posting mine
silly femanons don't hit on me

>>39484904
had a hearty laugh thanks anon

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I'll post this and go to bed. Can't wait to wake up and meet all my new fans.

>>39484904

Is your hair really blue?

>>39485473
His hair definitely isn't blue

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reposting because why not.

>>39485368
Did you not take time and fill out what you look like? come on

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The most boring ITT

Banned these threads. It is the equivalent of selfie posting and r8. These belong on /soc/ proof is from OP's post and peoples comments
>tfw I missed the first thread
>post yourself as a bf and find that fembot or trapbot who loves you"
Don't let this become a normal thing here it will only throw us further down into the abyss.

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Autistic

In bed cba to turn pc on and type on image

I have a singular good friend

>>39486379
These kinds of threads shouldn't be allowed here. They are obnoxious and only attract orbiters and roasties to the board. Gag.

>>39480122
i cannot BELIEVE you aren't my bf. :^(

>>39477999
"not wanting to shoot an arab, but just the apathy"

my sides.

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these threads are garbage, but i've nothing to do anyways

>>39480818
This jfc

>>39484904
Chuckled, thanks mate.

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it'sa me, in an original kind of way

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good time killer

>>39474086
>>39474246
Hello fellow swede.

ngl this thread sucked way more than the original one

>>39487622

you sound cool to chill with.

>>39480609
Does your name start with the letter L?

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end me[//spoiler