>Wake up >This is now your body What would you do?

>>39473682
>>Wake up
>>This is now your body
>What would you do?
Start crying
I hate fat people so much, I couldn't imagine being one

then masturbate

>>39473682
Call up my friends and do a fat version of the "you ready to work out with us, white boy?!" race bait photo.

Induce lactation and become a chocolate dairy cow.

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>>39473682
>I mean I hated being 106 pounds. . . But this is a lot worse.

>>39473682
My neck would break so easly i wouldnt even need to get out to jump off a building with a rope around the neck

>>39473682
Look how thiqq her arms and legs are

fantastic

>>39473682
I would let a lot of guys fuck and cum over me, let all the shy robots use my ass and pussy.

touch myself and rub myself a lot

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>>39473682
how do l get a gf like this, originally

>>39473682
Cons:
>weigh 600 pounds
>am now a negress
Pros:
>tits
>cunt
I would lock myself in my room with an assortment of sex toys and masturbate until I had worked off all that lard, and then I would become the town whore and fuck all day and all night.

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>>39473682
Write a manifesto against "thin privilege", go to the shooting range, grab a gun, and then go on a rampage in the name of fighting "thin privilege" before I turn the gun on myself.
Might as well start a lul filled firestorm before I go out. Just another incident to stir the political pot. Maybe fat people might start being hated and ridiculed again.
>pic related

does this mean i have to fuck niggers?
i would just want a nice whiteboi to colonize me.
would totally do slave rp.

>>39473682
Kill myself because I am nigger.

touch my butt, a lot

>>39473682
Make money sitting on mens faces

>>39473682
Run to the fucking gym.

>>39473908
he says, while browsing /r9k/, the board where pathetic losers blame their problems on other people

>>39474437
you'd crush them to death and take their wallet?

I'd probably live my life like I normally do, presuming everyone just thinks that I always was an overweight black girl. Since I eat around 2000 calories a day and someone that fat consumes around 3000 just by existing, I'd be down to a more manageable size within less than a year.

>>39473682
Lost weight and become a cock teasing roastie in the most original way possible.

>>39473682
Die of an original motherfucking heart attack.

Rejoice that I have a vagina and start losing weight

>>39473908
>fat person
>on a rampage
I applaud your ambition, anon, but how is you huffing and wheezing from the effort of riding your mobility scooter going to threaten anyone?

Begin masturbating furiously, then start losing weight and become a pornstar

>>39473682
Get colonized by all the whiteboiz

>>39473682
>go to buffet
>gorge myself, my new stomach should take it
>like literally pick up handfuls of food and shove them into my mouth
>go home
>unleash huge farts
>masturbate one-handed while smelling them, rubbing/jiggling my tits/belly with other hand

>>39473682
Spend hours in my room exploring every inch of my new body, then get fucked ASAP.

>>39474622
Hey, I can't speak for others here, but I never blame my problems on others unless it is undoubtedly someone else's fault. I recognize that I got myself in this position, and I'm the one guy who has the power to get myself out of it.
Fat people really do just blame shift though.
>>39475533
The plan is very simple. I hire a crane to drop me into the location, and when I land, my blobulous form will act as a natural fortification. I will remain still and shoot like a blob turret at all angles.

>>39473682
Find a cute, but shy, white boy and sit on his face for hours upon hours.

>>39473682
Start dieting because once I'm a normal weight I'll have the easiest life imaginable. Companies would beg me to work for them as a nigger + a woman with a pretty face. It's the ultimate affirmative action combination.

>>39473682
Fast for a month and become a cutie

>>39473682
Do so much fucking that I lose weight and become a qt thicc mixed girl

>>39476564
>The plan is very simple. I hire a crane to drop me into the location, and when I land
my armoured hamsterball will start rolling downhill towards the schoolyard full of playing children.

>>39473682
Does anybody have the source for this? I did once but I lost it.

>>39479412
>Does anybody have the source for this? I did once but I lost it.
No

>>39475034
>Lost weight and become a cock teasing roastie in the most original way possible.
Good suggestion

>>39473682
bite my arm off

>>39473682
Play with tits and pussy for a while, then kill myself when I get bored

>>39473682
god she's so round and cute

how do I attract a girl like this as a whiteboi?

>>39481984
>how do I attract a girl like this as a whiteboi?
step 1: talk to them
step 2: ?
step 3: profit

>>39482006
that ? is massively important I think

>>39473682
I always wanted to be a woman, so this would be my dream come true, even if she's fat and black, she has a good face. I'd work out and get a hot body and then go fuck guys and shit.

>>39473682
schlick

>>39482006
>robots
>talking

It took me ten minutes to muster the courage to post this

>>39473682
>It always goes wrong at the blackberry pie
Better roll on down to the juicing room.

>>39479412
If you find the source please tell me

>>39482088
>schlick
bump

>>39473682
Originally stop eating.

>>39473682
Scream in abject horror before realizing I can say nigger whenever I want now and reap in Affirmative Action benefits.
>>39473722
And this, definitely this.

Immediately go to the gym and get to a normal size, then get all of the gibsmedats

Do shitty stand up comedy.

>>39473682
>gym
>dick
>gym
>more dick
>do something to make the black community stop looking like a joke in America
>ad infinitum

I would start dominating a large number of nerdy white men for dollars.

I'd get started on a ketosis diet and then try to marry a rich asian guy

Stop eating so much

I could get bulbous meatsack back to skeleton mode within 1-2 years, then I could post a sob story about losing weight to crowdfund a skin tuck and then I'd just be a hot grill

>not wake up

>>39473682
First I would get my tits milking as much as I can and make my tits even bigger, then I'd start even even more to keep my growing figure, then I'd find a way to get pregnant with triplets so I can be a big bloated breeding sow.