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>>39478405
>I fap to gay porn but I only want to fuck girls, what should I say when people ask if I'm gay? I don't want them to think I fuck dudes.- 0 post shown.
Dumb sissy anime boi.

Kind of them same boat, I get off to 2d traps, but real ones even the "cute" ones do nothing for me and any other kind disgusts me.

>>39478503

I'm worse cause I fap to straight up "poz my neg hole" gay porn.

You have to go full gay to get the lesser drama perk of dating penises, OP. Traps will indeed have some of the women associated problems.

>ITT /b/tards confusing traps with trannies again

>>39478820
Not attracted to masculinity though. A small penis is fine but a manly figure is a no

>>39478270
I avoid them because they're usually dirty as fuck.

Also I don't leave the house long enough to have to go.

>toilet seats covered in piss
>shitty toilet paper
>usually bad smell if the janitors aren't doing their job
>other people can hear me shit and I can hear them
>the entire room is just a cesspool of everyone's bacteria on literally every surface

I only piss in public restrooms. Thankfully I have a normal shit schedule and it's always right when I wake up. So it's out of the way for the day.

depends on where it is, if its something as public as a gas station the most ill do is piss in the urinal.
At college though ill take a shit, i dont mind.

Alternatively, they could go full-on liberal degeneracy and support nudism everywhere. But the profits wouldn't be as long term as supporting white nationalism would be.

If I remember correctly, white skin has an SPF value of 2 and black skin has an SPF value of 3. That's probably bullshit since I heard it a long time ago from a high school teacher but whatever
The PR hit would send the company into a death spiral. There's too much competition to do that shit.

>>39478738
Bullshit I've gotten sunburnt many times before because I didn't use sunscreen. Then again I'm not as dark as most others but still

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>>39478231
A friend in high school went and embraced that and hung out with another crowd. We still get along but acknowledge our differences so we don't talk much. One other was too into the Tyrone stereotype and I had enough and cut him off. He was very emotionally abusive. He's still good friends with the person I mentioned before. They both have the failed rap career too.

Yep, and it's a tragedy. They usually almost always fail.

>>39478231
Myself, ain't even mad because the S.O.S. band's the shit.

>>39478185
What's average length for an Asian?

if its 6-7 inches you will be ok lad

>>39478252
measure girth. ~3 and 3/4 to 4 inches is avg i think

>>39478184
Probably around 7-8 hours but then my nuts started to hurt.

>>39478184
Damn. What do you think would happen if you edged for hours and didn't bust a nut?

I'm pretty sure I have high testosterone because I've only edged for about an hour or so as my record.

>>39478146
Can i choose which one i get?

what kind of free anime girl?
is she kind?

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>>39478164
If you ask really nicely, and I have one in stock, I can fulfill your desire for that/

because 9 year olds aren't sexy.
12-16 is best

>>39478108
b-because you'll arrest me if i do, fbi agent-sama

>>39478108
I've had a hard time meeting sexy 9-year-olds ever since I graduated elementary school.

>>39478099
>>tfw no cute tomboyish gf
>Why even live?
why not just date boys?

>>39478123
because boys have a penor

>>39478123
Boys can't be as feminine

>>39478077
>tfw 18 and your mother has to talk to the doctor for you

>>39478077
>>39478197
Knock the gay teenage shit off. When you enter the real world you'll learn that it'll either man you up or it'll set you down a path of no return(most likely choice).

>>39478197
>tfw 25 and mom still makes the appointments and stuff for me
i go there by myself though

>>39478039
Have fun being a tool for the rest of your life.

do you just enjoy being an edgy faggot or are you shooting for perpetual unemployment or something?

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>>39478039
Do you think that you'll regret this? Y/Y?
Also, xxxtentatcion is a meme rapper

fuck off, stop reminding me that i'll never have this

Because boy dick is gross, and they're immature.

>>39478114
>boy dick is gross

WTF are you gay or something

prime teen dick is best dick

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>>39478019
>Post your personal 10/10. Doesn't matter what other think.

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This, or a short haired blond girl I dated for a few weeks

>>39478037

How did that not trigger the filter?

>>39478014
Josh Peck is jewish, faggot

or

>>39478014
He's not white, gaylord. Or at least not the type of white you're thinking about.

every fucking normie looks like this