Why aren't you having sex with sexy 9 year olds?

because 9 year olds aren't sexy.
12-16 is best

>>39478108
b-because you'll arrest me if i do, fbi agent-sama

>>39478108
I've had a hard time meeting sexy 9-year-olds ever since I graduated elementary school.

>>39478108
So scumbag, We gotcha. Google's all over your IP address and after they disclose who you are, I'll send my boys to come see you.

>>39478478
kisama!! not so fast! *backtraces your request to google*

>>39478132
Nine yos are p cute. 10 is the best balance though.

>>39478478

Apparently during pedo sting operations, the scenario of one law organization baiting and setting up a meeting with another law organization has occurred before. Hilarity ensued when both showed up prepared to make an arrest of the other.

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>>39478108
enjoy prison phaggot

>>39478829
kek, I appreciate the effort

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I don't want to go to prison for child molestation.

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>>39478829
I love try hard anons like you. Make me kek every time

because crossdressing shotas are superior in every way

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>>39478829
Those fucking tabs and bookmarks

I only like older women

Except I'm old too now and they're all single moms

>>39478108
Because I'm not a degenerate. There's a reason why child protection laws exist. You're not supposed to fuck kids.