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>>37924304
I enjoy text based communication only desu
That's why i would never raid in WoW i hated "hopping on vent"
fuck that shit. I dont even like hearing other peoples voices, it takes me out of the game and back to reality.

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>>37924444
n-nice quads anon. we don't have any voice channels in our discord because many of us feel the same. we also have a no selfies rule

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Bumping because Koma told me to

Is her right hand a knife?

>>37924258
This is disturbing, it's like seeing an image from female 4chan back in the day.

Dam

>>37924258
No this is what weird femdom guys are into

yup, most satisfying shit ever

>>37924807
Nice post story anon.

I always thought fighting was bad so I never hit back when someone hit me

>ywn form a suicide pact with a qt as a teenager and then execute that pact when her dad threatens to take her away from you and get her to file false rape charges against you

Death and life are both terrifying
I'm so scared, I wish I had someone who would tell me everything is alright

>>37924010
You only get all that stuff in America if you're Chad, desu.

Most of us are just loners in a shitty "first" world country.

Where do you live?

>>37924149
What? You get freedom and you can own guns and stuff, even if you aren't chad. Plus americans are friendly so the other stuff wouldn't be that hard.

>have to eat a bowl of oatmeal every night because I have heart issues

>>37924017
oh shit dude, I'm sorry

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not snacking but im eating some salmon

Because the vast majority of people here want gf/to get laid but i have sexual aversion. Im even pathetic here

>>37923886
I am a 35 year old sponge brained neet, and I have been that way since I was 16.

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I'm the anon from rejection stories thread that has made 14+ attempts and has failed 13, with one only lasting 2 weeks, only for her to leave me for my friend.
each failure brings me closer to unrecoverable depression

>>37923831
post laugh pls

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>>37923998
>post laugh pls
well if I try to laugh obviously it's not gonna be authentic

make me laugh and I'll record it!

>>37924071
hope this works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uCuZ6baBjI&index=60&

>>37923787
>posting this
>at 0245

>>37923787
This shit is propaganda. Not to be taken seriously.

>>37923787
top kek how do they get away with such blatant lies?

why don't you try it instead of talking about it

Why didn't I think of that?

You would lose weight fast, and not die from it any time soon. If that's your definition of a diet working, then yes, it'd work.

Yeah man, plenty. Current girlfriend of the past year was met off tinder. Though, if you're just looking to get paid nothing works better than alcohol and dancing

I've gotten laid off Tinder a lot while traveling, especially in Latin America and South Asia.

Never used it much here at home, since I'd rather have a relationship with a girl nearby than a casual fling.

Tried to go on a couple dates after my break-up, but they didn't go too well. I'm a decent-looking guy but I think girls have unrealistically high standards. Both the women I met up with were markedly bigger than their profile pictures suggested. Way harder to get matches with girls who aren't fattus, because all average-looking women have to do to get Chad's dick for a night is exist and swipe right.

>>37923804
>I'm a decent-looking guy but I think girls have unrealistically high standards

fucking this. I'm pretty good looking but because I'm not a 6'3 model millionaire ceo chad I can't get anything above 6.5/10 on tinder

these girls who are nothing special, just somewhat attractive are too stuckup to even reply. they literally think they are entitled 10/10 prince charming boyfriends. I don't think we can begin to fathom the vanity and narcissism that goes on inside their heads.

>>37923580
did you took photos?
i have alwas wondered what the fuck do they do there.
give conferences or interviews or smt like that? or you just like talk to them

>>37923580
can you touch them?

if not it looks like a waste of time/money

>>37923782

I took photos but don't want to share them because must of them are of convention goers doing things like getting flogged at the S&M exhibit and they probably didn't expect I'd post them. It was pretty hot actually, this cute chick was talking to me about her friend who was getting flogged while we were both watching, then she went up and this chick I was just talking to all of a sudden had her skirt and leggings down with a g-string underneath showing (most of) her butt to everyone getting whipped lol. If you just look for Exxxotica on Google Images you'll see a lot of other peoples'

The porn stars sign autographs and stuff but they also have talks. Ron Jeremy was there last year and said when he was on a reality show where he had to live on a farm with a bunch of people, that the women were talking about how they got wet looking at the horse cock lol.

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>>37923549
>Boyfriend

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand interest lost.

>>37923549
good blogpost

>>37923549
this is a literal blogpost

there's no punchline, no interesting conclusion, nothing. you're just detailing a mundane event that happened with no real ending.

>>37923431
>after a week
thats why anon
it can HELP, but if youre going to be a fat lazy shit you wont change

Does fapping actually ruin the sensitivity of your dick?
Does not fapping often help?

>>37923431
you can fap just don't look at porn, ever.

Wait until they find some other "quirky" thing to attach themselves to

>>37923399
Once you go weeb it is a terminal stage. Most people do not grow out of it.

>>37923475
But they haven't gone weeb. There's this constant weird distancing and irony, like they can't admit that they like it. They have to always throw on this asterisk of "HAHA CHINESE CARTOONS ARE SHIT AMIRITE TWO BOMBS WERENT ENOUGH"

>>37923397
just go work at some shitty job
flip burgers or some shit
dont do that to your mom

>>37923602
I want a real job anon

>>37923397
Online jobs are complete and utter shit. The only real way to make money online is you're working for yourself, creating your own content. That's risky and the market for that is flooded, but there's obviously huge potential if you can make it. If you don't want any social interaction I would recommend getting an overnight job as a stocker or at the postal service.