>ywn be free from government oppression
>ywn get a gun to protect yourself from criminals and the government
>ywn hang out with friendly strangers on the weekends
>ywn have huge circle of friends because americans are so friendly
>ywn have cute american gf to hang out with at a mall and make with
>ywn party hard and make love with a college slut
>ywn feel the camaraderie of a fraternity
>ywn breathe free and dream big
>ywn live the American Dream
>tfw you will never live in the freest country in the world
>tfw you aren't american
Why did I have to be born a loner in a shitty third world country?
>ywn form a suicide pact with a qt as a teenager and then execute that pact when her dad threatens to take her away from you and get her to file false rape charges against you
Death and life are both terrifying
I'm so scared, I wish I had someone who would tell me everything is alright
>>37924010
You only get all that stuff in America if you're Chad, desu.
Most of us are just loners in a shitty "first" world country.
Where do you live?
>>37924149
What? You get freedom and you can own guns and stuff, even if you aren't chad. Plus americans are friendly so the other stuff wouldn't be that hard.
>>37924178
Depends what state you live in man. What do you mean by "get freedom?" Freedom is something that can only be taken away from you, and it was taken away from us long ago.
>>37924236
What do you mean? oregano bana
>>37924178
>Plus americans are friendly
No they are fuckin not. If you don't live here, don't lecture us about what our people are like. Fuckin entitled foreigner.
>>37924243
It's just a bunch of indebted wage slave peons and their rich, sadistic masters.
I hope you can come here some day and check it out; it will make you wish you never left home.
>>37924088
According to those digits you'll be K anon