Chad vs robot thread

yup, most satisfying shit ever

>>37924807
Nice post story anon.

I always thought fighting was bad so I never hit back when someone hit me

>>37925000
Anon your a pussy.

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>Chad comes up to me
>his friends and others are behind him watching
>tell him to back off
>tells me to hit him if I dare
>give him a 2 punch combo in the face
>fight starts I win
>Chad got humiliated in front of friends
>Chad's gf even breaks up with him

It felt really great and he deserved everything I did to him

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>>37925038
what good does fighting do? in the end it doesn't resolve anything

>>37925064
He defenitly did deserve it proud of you anon.

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>>37925068

It makes people leave you alone. When I was a freshman in high school some older kid, a sophomore or junior, kept fucking with me when I was at my locker (his was close to mine). He would do stuff like knock my books out of my hand, close my locker door, grab my padlock and throw it down the hall.

One day after he spit on my backpack I told him to leave me alone or else. He said "Or else what, bitch?" and he and his friends all laughed. I grabbed his long hair and slammed his face into a locker door until it was dented and he was bloody and screaming, then dropped him onto the ground and kicked his ribs a couple times. I got suspended for a few days and they billed my mom for the locker door but those fags never said another word to me and nobody else fucked with me for the rest of high school either.

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>>37925140
to each his own I guess. I never really cared when people hit me or stole my lunch or knock my books out of my hand. I would feel guilty if I did something like what you did.

>>37925140
Way to go anon way to show those normies who the real boss is.

>>37925212

I tried ignoring him and I tried nonviolence before resorting to violence so fuck him, he deserved it. Some people, especially bullies, only respect violence.

>>37925261

Thanks anon. I don't know why they fucked with me because I'm a big guy UUUU. They were all quite a bit shorter and lighter than me, they could have found an easier target than me.

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>>37925349
>Some people, especially bullies, only respect violence.
you said he was screaming, i don't think he respected that at all.

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>Be in highschool
>beat Chad in first fight
>Chad beats up my best friend to get me to fight him again
>challenge Chad to a fight because thought my life was an Anime
>Chad beats the shit out of me in front of our entire neighborhood
>train
>fight Chad again
>beats the shit out of me again
>end up with neck cast and blackeye
Life isn't like movies

>>37925373

The respect was him and his friends leaving me alone and never so much as making eye contact with me again.

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>>37925419
>respect
it sounds like it was out of fear or embarrassment rather than respect

Fought a Tryrone when I was 10. The fight was broken up pretty quickly but I got the best shots in.

>>37924079
I beat up the highschool bully when I was 10

A few years later I got ambushed by someone carrying a weapon, I fought back until his weapon snapped and he ran off, I was covered in bruises and cuts all over and had broken my hands, but after that I was practically regarded as a nutcase who wasn't worth the trouble fighting with. I still get picked on by kids half my age for having an accent though.

>>37925068
>>37925212
>>37925373
>>37925457

>waifu faggot
>doesn't enjoy fighting

oh boy oh boy, if I knew you I'd make you my pet.

>7th grade
>walking to school with a couple of Tyrones
>they begin teasing me and continue to do it even after I ask them to stop
>becoming really frustrated, tears almost beginning to well up
>feel like just running away or sperging out and screaming at them would be bad moves
>stop walking and ask tell them to cut it out in my most confident voice
>bigger one walks up to me, shoves me tells me Im not gonna do anything about it
>spring forward and punch him in the eye, cheek, and throat
>hes a fat fuck so none of this really hurts him
>effortlessly throws me to the ground and walks away
Fast forward to 1st period, hear the fat one talking to the class qt
>"Yea so anon walked to get uppity so I had to beat his ass"
>try and set the record straight
>"Thats why you got dirt all over your pants right ?!"
>They all begin laughing at me
>lay my head down and pretend to be asleep for the rest of the class

>wrestler kid picks on me
>fight him, figure id lose but at least fight back
>tackles me to ground, does some weird pin shit
>start elbowing him in head
>get away, he keeps trying to get up, falls to ground repeatedly
>almost suspended, family and PA reminds principal that I reported this and staff did nothing
>Not suspended, but wrestler says he "let" me win
>kids believe him cause hes popular

There is no winning

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>>37925580
it just doesn't make sense to me why someone would chose to fight. If you beat someone enough that he's scared of you like >>37925140 did, youre turning into the person that you hated enough to fight. when i was in school and someone would hit me i wouldn't do anything.

>>37925676

No, I didn't turn into the person I hated. All I want is for others to leave me alone. I mind my own business and I want the same from others. I never harassed anyone before or after that incident. I have never violated the NAP. He did, he deserved what I did to him. There is literally nothing wrong with defending yourself. It's not like I went around knocking books out of kids' hands and spitting on their backpacks like he did after I beat him up.

>>37925676
It's not about ideas of morality, identity or what's simply right. It's about protecting yourself and coming out on top.

I don't care if I become the worst person in the world. If it establishes my control then I'll do it.

I'm geared towards survival, fortunately for you we don't live in the wild west no more so even people like you get to live.

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>>37925738
what he did wasn't right. i guess its subjective whether or not its right to fight back.
>>37925745
ive never really cared about coming out on top. I don't think id be much more happier if i was.

>>37925261
this but unironically

fuck off you idiotic script