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>told myself at 16 that I'd have a gf by the time I was 18
>tfw 24 and still a KHV

I'm thinking about starting just baby steps

How do I go about holding hands with a girl?
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>>37997760
I'm a khhv myself but I'm wondering why the fuck you guys care so much about losing it.
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everything i've done in my life has been a mistake, i'm really thinking about committing suicide today
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1. Be born a Chad
2. Done

Easy as that. If you can't do 1, enjoy your hand/shotgun to the face

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>"Oh hey anon, wanna smoke up while listening to some goth music with me?"
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"No you degenerate roastie"
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>>37997751
This is the kinda shit you'd see in the ancient history museum
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I feel like some Coal Chamber

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Daily reminder that fat American women want to stigmatize healthy fit women in the media so their lard asses wont be pressured to hit the gym.
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>Just beat and torture him until he does what you want!

People actually do this
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Triple dubs of truth.

(and a side of original)
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>"Realistic" body types.

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I'm 19 and I've never had a gf, ama
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>>37997711
I'm 20 and I've never had a gf, ama
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I'm almost 20 and I've never had a gf, ama
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>>37997711
Some of us are in our late 30s and still KHV.

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hey its med day 4 /inapsychward/
today a giant schizo tried to fight me idk how much longer im gonna last in here
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i thought i was getting out tomorrow but the doctor said they would try taking me to court if i wanted to leave which would end up adding weeks or even months to my stay here so ive had to kind of roll over and go with whatever treatment they want
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Are there hot slutty girls there?
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>>37997689
but because of that ive been pissy all day so when some schizo told me not to look at him and called me a pussy i egged him on until e got up to fight me and i called the nurses

i was hoping they would restrain him and lock him in the quiet room but thhey just calmed him down
so unless he kills me in my sleep im gonna try again later (this mightve been a huge mistake)

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http://vocaroo.com/

Record yourself speaking in english, and others will try to guess where you're from.
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>>37997639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E1Cj67r6HL
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>>37997710
sounds southern and vaguely black

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j2yGF0iNDX
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>>37997768
No I'm from yurop
You're from the north half of the USA probably east coast

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/watch?v=WaLHpaeMFWE
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edgy 8% alcohol beer
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>>37997512
Hey I remember that guy. He's still ranting about mgtow and the fact that people like cheap retarded entertainment

It's sad because he could be hot with some kind of hair system but his clean shaven + bald + babyface mix gives him the classic cancer patient look.
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>he cant even chug beer out the can
Kys fag
come back when you can chug something worth chugging

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>have actual anxiety problems, not the normalfag "I'm a qwerky nerd with anxiety at parties"
>mild depression
>don't want to tell anyone because afraid it will lead to unwanted consequences
How can I fix this? How do you get xanax or something? How can I get phenibut without using my credit card on my computer?
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>>37997492
go see a psychiatrist, he'll prescribe you something
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>>37997492
These days, PCPs prescribe almost any psych meds. They can write you a script for Xanax.
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>>37997492
Move to Japan and find a cute Japanese waifu

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when do you think you might "grow up"?
I am 25 and I can't imagine shedding most of my bad habits or insecurities out of nowhere. it feels so alien to me when talking to other people and imagining how my life will be different in 10,15, or 20 years.
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it won't happen out of nowhere. you've gotta make gradual changes
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>>37997448
I'm 23 and still buy and play with legos.
Pretty sure I'm a lost cause
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>>37997597
doesn't it bother you that most boxes say ages 8-15?

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What can women bring to the table in a relationship? What does the average woman bring to the table?

>Often can't cook (Thanks feminism!)
>Often spend a lot and bring less income (Due to life choices, not due to 'Muh discrimination' bullshit)
>Socializing with them is bad because they tend to talk about boring everyday things, celebrity gossip, or personal drama
>Not interesting because they have no legit interests/hobbies unless they're only getting interested in them on a shallow level to get attention or their boyfriend has those hobbies/interests
>Sex can be gotten with hook ups, fuckbuddies, and/or prostitutes for cheaper
>Family, friends, and pets can offer companionship just as well as women can
>Often can't do traditional feminine tasks (Again, thanks feminism) while also not being able to do traditional masculine tasks

So what do they even offer?
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>>37997419
Not a lot except for sex and companionship. It all depends on the woman though, there exists women who can bring all the points listed to the table. But there aren't many. I hope you're not implying that modern men are any good either? They don't even bring sex to the table due to masturbation being more pleasurable and women can get sex insanely easy. Maybe some entertainment if the guy is interesting. Both genders are shit today but i understand focusing on women since those are the ones you are socially conditioned to spend your life with as a male.
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>>37997419
Nothing as I see, I can cook, work, and control money by myself.
I'm not interested being in a relationship right now.
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To be honest relationships will be more and more useless with time. Women are replaced with waifus and eventually sexbots and men are being replaced by dogs. Maybe then women and men can finally be platonic friends.

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Anyone else here addicted to black breeding cuckold white extinction porn? I can't even get a boner anymore without thinking about a huge strong black man with a monster cock ravaging a white pussy, filling up her womb with superior African DNA, and breeding the white race out of existence. So hot when black men sexually humiliate weak whytes. All whyte women should be the Black man's sex toy.
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>>37997403
I am but from a non-white perspective.

I want white people to die off and get raped, it is FUN to me.
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>>37997403
I used to, but now I've moved on to monster dildos. Nothing like a horse dildo making a girl cream
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I can appreciate it but I don't enjoy the humiliation aspect so much, just the breeding and corruption.

Orc breeding is superior desu, orcs are better niggers than niggers could ever dream to be.

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What is our excuse if he can do it?

>I think I've won the jackpot!' Woman hits back at trolls who say her 'fat and ugly' boyfriend is punching above his weight with this heartfelt defense of her 'thoughtful and hilarious' partner

>Ashley Stevens, 21, had a friend post a lighthearted photo of herself and boyfriend Christopher Reed after she caught a bride's bouquet

>Users on Reddit went on to hurl insults at Christopher, also 21, calling him 'fat' and 'disgusting'

>Ashley, from Georgia, hit back with a Facebook post shaming those who teased Christopher about his weight, saying 'why does it matter?'

This triggers me so hard holy fuck
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So he's rich or has a giant dick, right?
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>>37997361
>The couple, who have been together for two and a half years, were shocked to find people on Reddit calling Christopher 'fat' and 'disgusting'
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>>37997361
what the fuckjk

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Thoughts on Costco food?
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You gotta do the cooking by the book
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The cake will end up crazy!
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They have super good cuts of meat.
Costco steak is wowza-tier

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>>37997313
i e experienced it with a bigger dick and in my apartment, and id rather have my version
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>>37997313
I will
Orognial
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>>37997313
>implying I haven't experienced something like this
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You mean receiving a blowjob? I have tho.

It's 10x better than sex. Fuck sex... sex is overrated shit.

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>Tfw I will never get to truly experience sex as nature intended because stupid doctor cut on my penis when I was a baby. Why is this legal in """""civilized""""""" society? Why do normies defend their 'right' to cut their baby boys?
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>>37997269
Who are you quoting OP?
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>implying this is a "civilized" world
It's gonna be a bumpy ride buddy
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>>37997269
i like his fit desu senpai

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