>>37997313 i e experienced it with a bigger dick and in

>>37997313
I will
Orognial

>>37997313
>implying I haven't experienced something like this

You mean receiving a blowjob? I have tho.

It's 10x better than sex. Fuck sex... sex is overrated shit.

>tfw you will never experience having your 4 inch mutilated cock slurped on by a hideously unattractive 5head roastie

>>37997313
One day I'll own a boat...

>>37997313
i get blown by my girlfriend almost every day , sometimes even in public
and while driving

? ? ?

>>37997313
What, a blowjob? I have. As for a blowjob on a boat, I don't particularly care.

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>>37997336
>>37997354
>>37997379
>>37997477
Fucking Chads. Go away.

>>37997336
were you the one sucking or...

>>37997313
Just hire a prostitute you retard

>tfw not mutilated
He might be rich and famous and have qts suck on his penis, but I'm still better than him for that one reason alone.

i've experienced it and you're not missing anything.

>>37997336
>in an apartment
>implying you experienced what was in the pic

I sucked my first dick out on a boat in the middle of a pretty crowded lake.

>>37997574
Yeah having your turtleneck dock not getting your dick sucked is totally better than being circumcised and getting tons of head. Whatever helps you sleep at night

>>37997613
>implying circumcucks can feel anything from a blowjob

>>37997642
>filling up your foreskin with insecurity

I feel bad for you son. I feel everything fine.

>>37997313
>tfw no roastie will never get her virulent herpes spit all over my peenus weenus or scrape my delicate glans with her bleached white teeth that Daddy paid for instead of getting a new Mercedes
Feels pretty good, my man

>>37997574
You're not better than anyone. That attitude is the reason why you'll never get to experience a blowjob, loser

who wears a shirt in the middle of the ocean

>>37997575
Literally this. Blowjobs are the most overrated shit imaginable.

>>37997698
That's called coping, anon. Just because you can't reach the grapes doesn't mean they're sour

>>37997694
Because you have nothing to compare it to, cutfag.
One day with an intact foreskin and you will never be able to go back ;)

>>37997777
Sweet numbers
You're probably right though, grass is greener kind of thing. I'm OK fapping, at least for now

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>>37997794
Nah, it's hot where I live, don't need a turtleneck. Also had a girl me and friend were both into pick me because I'm cut. Face it, maybe you're in the position you're in because women prefer men that are cut, especially for oral. No one wants to suck on a penis that acts like a fucking prairie dog.

>>37997883
>nah it's hot where I live
Might as well go all the way and skin yourself completely.


> Also had a girl me and friend were both into pick me because I'm cut.

Good job, a dumb whore prefers whatever is the norm in your backwards country, what an accomplishment, mate.

>Face it, maybe you're in the position you're in because women prefer men that are cut, especially for oral.
Nah, I don't live in a shithole. Only Mudslimes are cut here.


>No one wants to suck on a penis that acts like a fucking prairie dog.

You're quite the expert on dick-sucking, aren't you?

I mean nothing would stop me from getting a canoe and a hooker. Wouldn't even cost me that much

>>37997941
Ohhhh sick rebut bro. Women on average always prefer what's the norm in any given society, where the fuck are you from? They're probably all getting more sex than you too, what's your point? No I'm an expert on getting my dick sucked.

>>37997574
>muh foreskin

too bad you'll never use it. justin is getting his dick sucked lmoa

What? Im 19 and i had this expirience a lot of times.

Are you guys really virgins or is thinks some kind of internal joke?

>>37997982
The only thing you're an expert in is being a butthurt little bitch who keeps replying after being repeatedly BTFO

>>37997313
thank god. I can't swim

>>37998036
Doesn't matter. I'm not mutilated--I'm better. His penis isn't worthy of the pleasure it receives, if what he feels can even be called pleasure at all.

>>37998070
>"""im better"""

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>>37997313
>mfw I think of you with a cock in your mouth

which by the way happened kek

>>37998042
FUCK OFF FAGGOT NORMIE

>>37998125
Maybe you should fuck off. You're not gonna get your dick sucked farming for (you)'s all day, idiot

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>>37997336
>>37997354
>>37997379
>>37997477
>>37997506
>>37997575
>>37997607
>>37998042
This board is no more what it used to.
I m migrating to wisardchan.
I say goodbye to the true robots, hope you all one day archieve your dreams.

>>37998043
Really? Is that what's happening? Sounds more like a lonely guy with a weird dick projecting his insecurities out the hood of his cock. Where was the part where I got BTFO? When I regularly get my dick sucked or when you have to pull twice as hard to see your dickhead?

See the light my uncut brother. When your dickhead can see the light the roastie mouths will come. Until then have fun being an angry virgin.

>>37998149
Why so sad? Call friends and go outside. Do shit. Play basketball. Go for a drink. Just go do shit.

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Good. I'm not a faggot who wants to suck dick.

Having an embarrassing small dick get sucked by a girl while she is thinking of Chad's superior size?
Well mine's 8 inches and girls actually like me before my autism scares them, but sooner or later I'll figure out how to get laid
I've even been on dates with girls who are hot as fuck

>>37998164
>pull twice as hard to see your dickhead
What? literally what? Do you know how a penis, an intact penis, works? I know they won't teach you about foreskin in (((sex ed))), but still.

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>>37998149
>people here aren't exclusively sad virgins like me anymore, instead of trying to better myself I'm gonna go hang out with even worse sad virgins

>>37998213
No, I don't know how uncut dicks work. I saw them and shied away forever just like most women.

>>37998247
Well, read up. Foreskins are not just for aesthetics: they serve practical sexual functions. Penises are meant to have foreskin, otherwise you wouldn't be born with one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOZQ-2rV2zQ

>cut fags always trying to rationalize their disgusting cucked unnatural pathetic jew dicks
Women are designed to be attracted to way nature intends a dick to be

>>37998361
>forefags always trying to rationalize their smelly anteater dicks

women are designed to be fucked by anyone who gives a shit about them.

>>37998314
Nah, tons of people have cut dicks and they work fine. Women like them better. I know all I need to know. If your need things to make you feel better about your weird dick that no one wants that's your own prerogative bro.

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>>37998164
Do you honestly believe the bullshit you're saying?
Fucking Americans man...

>>37998480
Women like popular things. Foreskin is popular in the USA. They don't like cut dicks because they feel better, because they don't.
http://www.sexasnatureintendedit.com/10F/why/how_ideal_thrusting_rhythm_is_regulated_by_foreskin.html
The foreskin is literally designed to help a woman orgasm. Whereas your numb meat shaft just pounds away indiscriminately.

>>37998557
It feels nice to not have to have looked this much into my dick skin because of insecurity.

>>37998557
Meant foreskin isn't popular in the USA.

>>37998578
It feels nice to just go through life never questioning why your genitalia were destroyed?

>>37998579
Foreskin isn't popular in africa or India or China.

>>37998613
Destroyed? I can do everything a penis is supposed to do. Yes it does feel good to also never have women pause when they pull my underwear down. You wouldn't know what that feels like either way though, so it's kinda moot I guess.

>>37998706
>I can do everything a penis is supposed to do

you only feel like 25% of what you're supposed to. enjoy your shitty life. kek

>>37998773
>he actually thinks this affects his life in anyway

lol holy shit you people are delusional

>>37998773
I feel 0% of what I was supposed to because I'm not having any sex.

>>37998215
>jus better urself
He wants to get away from retarded normie non-advice, not advice you stupid redditor.

>>37998809
Finding ways to better yourself was the advice, not simply 'better yourself' as it's different for everyone. Maybe your shit perspective is why you're here.

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>>37998773
>you only feel like 25% of what you're supposed to
I love how triggered anteater dicks get just by the notion that cut dicks retain most all sensation

>>37998773
That's 25% more than you'll ever feel friend.

>>37997313
Aren't sexbots coming in a few years?

>>37997313
I did experience it, this morning in the shower my GF started sucking my dick since I ate her out last night and had sex right after that. She had some chocolate flavoured lube so that made it better for her too.

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>>37998853
>Finding ways to better yourself was the advice not simply 'better yourself'
I'm not sure if this is bait or if normalfags are genuinely this retarded.

Go shit up /b/ instead

>ywn be a roastie sucking blackchad cock in a boat
Why even live?

>>37998149
>I m migrating to wisardchan.
Enjoy getting b& on your first day, failed normalfag.

>>37998909
Elaborate brainlet. I can't elaborate on better yourself because I don't know who the fuck I'm talking to. The only thing I know about that robot is he's a whiner that likes to go on toxic image boards to cry.

I'm no Norman, I'm just not a wizard, but I'm making it to cyborg level.

>>37998706
Foreskin retracts. If I pull my foreskin back it resembles a cut penis, but without the dry, salty, discolored texture. And aesthetics are a preference anyway. You'll see many fembots prefer intact penises.

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>>37999104
>maybe fembots will like my weird gangly dick
I'm so sad for you.....

Pretty bad. My girlfriend is scared of open water and would never go kayaking with me.

After 33 years I no longer care.

>>37999104
>fembots

lol no one here is a fembot unless given proof. i could say right now that i am a girl

>>37998164
>natural, unmutilated dick
>weird
Maybe you should fucking kill yourself

>>37999509
>guy says something is weird
>hahah kill yourself

you uncut guys really like to jump into the deep end huh

>>37999030
No, you are legitimately fucking retarded
Normalfag cancer truly is the worst
>b-b-but im still a roboborg!!
Someone literally prove me wrong

>>37997313
But I did experience a blowjob. Twice. As for getting one on a boat? Then I feel indifferent

>>37999573
Never said I was a robot, just not a complete norman. It's crazy how you retards cling to robot like it's something desirable. "You're not as bad as me" fucking pity pissing contest. Pathetic. I liked you better when I though you were just insecure about your second skin penis.

>normalfag cancer
You stupid child, normal is the destination. Why you faggots wanna stay down fucking bewilders me. Now I just come back to see how bad you idiots can get. So far haven't seen anything too spectacular with the acception of bagman that couldn't even kill himself.

>>37999491
pls be my gf

orhedsfnea

>>37999802
Ewww, no way. You're gross

>>37997313
I managed to suck my own dick after doing some yoga exercize and honestly you don't feel anything desu.
Had to jerk myself off to finish and then go puke because cum taste terrible. The only quality I can give roasties is that they can take the taste of cum. Shit's terrible

>>37999867
isnt it something like your hand vs a girls hand? i suppose a girl sucking it would be alot different.

>>37999887
I guess it is. Fapping can feel better with your non dominant hand because it seems like it's not you doing it, but honestly it isn't THAT different from doing it with your dominant hand.
i can only guess a blowjob feel better than doing it yourself, but not by that much

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>>38000157
Not it's nothing like doing it yourself, leagues different. Can't even compare, too many pleasure variables.

>>37997313
>falling for the marriage meme
Adios