What is our excuse if he can do it? >I think I've won

So he's rich or has a giant dick, right?

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>>37997361
>The couple, who have been together for two and a half years, were shocked to find people on Reddit calling Christopher 'fat' and 'disgusting'

>>37997361
what the fuckjk

I'm not white
This is not Odin for sure

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>>37997390
>Most of the comments were directed at Christopher's weight, but many also suggested that the 21-year-old was 'missing a chromosome'

>>37997361

>It's another "fat slob scores a pretty girlfriend" episode.

Guarantee she only settled for him because she's been fucked over by too many bad boys. She will cheat on him eventually.

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>>37997404
>'He may not have rock hard abs like the world tells girls to want in a guy, but really, why does that even matter?' Ashley shot back at the critics describing just why she loves Christopher

I think she just wants to sell his extra chromosomes for money.

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>>37997418
don't know mate it looks like they are in love and I am a loser

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>>37997431
IT IS FUCKING NOT FAIR
FUCK THIS WORLD

>>37997361
What is my excuse?
Not every girl is stupid like this blondie, and im skinny-ugly not fat-ugly. And i wont fuck fatasses.

Being a robot has always been about having a shit personality. This guy doesn't have a shit personality. It's not shocking he has a girlfriend.

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>>37997438
>tfw you will never do this with a nice blonde girl

>>37997361
He's really not punching that far above his weight. He's like a 3.5/10, she's like a 5/10 maybe even lower. Within 2 points is normal, though it is rarer that the girl is the one who is more attractive.

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>tfw a girl will never look at you like this in her cute sweater

MY EYES ARE GETTIN' WEARY
MY BACK IS GETTIN' TIGHT

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>tfw a cute girl liek this will never hold your manboobs

There's obviously something horribly wrong with her, we just don't know what it is.

How much does he weigh? 120kg?

>>37997479
>He's like a 3.5/10
He's a 2/10 TOPS. Someone post the male attractiveness chart with example pictures etc.

>>37997514
Daddy issues probably.

origly

>>37997479
>she's like a 5/10 maybe even lower.

what the fuck are you talking about

she is so fucking cute I would do everything to be in that guys shoes

>>37997548
>>37997514

yeah, she's probably the type to be all like "omg he's so sweet to me"

but she'll cheat on him the second a Chad comes along

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>>37997457
this is completely true

orifinalio

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HOLY FUCK

I GOOGLED HER NAME AND THEY ARE ALREADY MARRIED

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>imagine being so delusional that you don't understand why a qt grill would date a charming personality and doesn't want hookups

He must have a pretty nice wallet or some connections to the mafia I guess

so is georgia a robot friendly place then? should i take my neetbux and move there and find pure qties who will marry me despite my ugly face?

>>37997616
lmao exactly. these guys honestly freak me out sometimes. it's like they're completely in denial.

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>>37997605
What can he give her that we can't?

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>>37997616
>>37997632
HOW THE FUCK DOES A GIRL KNOW IF I HAVE A CHARMING PERSONALITY IF THEY DON'T WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME

>>37997633
He's never been on 4chan.

Just stop torturing yourselves guys.

>>37997679
You need the best friend mentality and take initiative.
We're all socially inept so we'll never be able to achieve that.

>>37997404
>'missing a chromosome'

As we all know the norm for redditors is 47 chromosomes so when someone only has 46 he is seen as an outcast.

>>37997530
He's not hideous facially, his style is fine, his hygiene looks good (save the shit beard in some of the pics), he has a nice head of hair, he has a big gut rather than being blobbish, and he appears to be fairly tall. He is not in the 1 or 2 range where there has to be a grievousness to the ugly (which if he gains 20 more pounds he will enter). I will meet you in the middle at 3, still covering the 2 point spread.

>>37997558
>Gigantic forehead
>thin as fuck lips
>woman style skinnyfat with no bonus t&a (one of the worst non obese body types)

Classic 5/10 plain blonde.

>>37997514
He's kidnapped her and she has Stockholm syndrome.

>>37997631
Originally and emphatically no.

>>37997866
>Not getting kidnapped

what a pleb , I''m 13 and hwat is this

The girl is not really hot or anything but I am sure something is wrong with her. If you think love is like a Hollywood then kys. 8s marry 8s and so forth. There is sure something wrong with this.

>>37997885
I made it so the Walmart security system works now. Thanks. If I find any more security bugs I'll fix them. This will look good on a resume.

>>37997747
I would literally cut my dick off to get a "Classic 5/10 plain blonde" like this.

>>37997361
he looks a bit like Chris Farley...if he's half as great a man sa Farley was then she should never let him go...

>>37997928
To each their own man. That's good for you because there are tons and tons of women that look like this.

Oh look, it's the "fat guy scores a thin girl" episode.Look at her Twitter/Instagram. They're brainwashed Mormons. The only thing more surprising is that they aren't brother and sister.

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>>37997361
>trolls
FUCK the MSM and normies for making "troll" mean "someone who wasn't nice to me on the internet". Would they call people trolls if they said those same things IRL? No? Then why call internet meanies that? Just call them online assholes or something, but don't take a word we need to identify people who are intentionally outrageously incorrect to get attention.

Because I'm not super rich

that man is living the LIFE eat what you want, bang hot wife. don't have to torture himself dieting, excersizing. THE DREAM.

>>37998575
>They're brainwashed Mormons.

Well that settles it.

>>37997390
He's obviously a good bloke.
Fair play to him.

All these roasties trying trying so desperately itt.

>look guys this one example proves women are great
Now pay for me to sit on my ass all day

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>people are actually triggered by this
Every photo tells me that guy's fun, lighthearted, and is secure enough to not have a complex about his physical shortcomings.

He's quantifiably more desirable than most of this board. Why are you surprised?

>>37997361

>She's a mormon girl.
>she doesn't even know a chad yet.

Just wait, reality will hit hard that fat guy.

>>38000910

She will cheat on him with a chad, just wait.....

>>38001139
>>38001181
they are already married

>>37997605
>>37997633

>>38001207

And?

What about the 24yo teacher who cheat on her husband with a 17yo boy?

>>37997361
Anyone else noticing he literally looks like a downie? That's the disgusting part.

>>37997361
>Christopher, also 21, calling him 'fat' and 'disgusting'

Ummm, it looks like he's got a couple of extra chromosomes, too.

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>>37997361
that look on the fathers face top kek

>I raised my baby girl just so a fatass will pound her pussy all the time
>he will never be able to take my grandkid and teach him how to ride a bike, or play football with him

>>37997928
that's like saying you'd cement your throat shut for a lifetime supply of food