>be at work (wageslaves lmfao!)
>average girl that im not interested in comes up to me
>asks if i have girlfriend
>"no"
>asks if im looking for one
>"yes i am looking for one"
>asks me how long im single
>lie that i am single for 3 years now, little does she know im almost 25 kissless virgin
>walks away
Well i know that girl is little bit awkward just like me but that was something else.
I thought lifting will cure my autism but it only made it worse.
>tfw basically rejected a girl today and feel like piece of shit because im shallow fuck that is attracted to looks in women
just
on top of everything im going for girls out of my league.
Fuck this i go lift to garage
>>38041002
Everyone is attracted to looks, romance is about reproducing with a beautiful, healthy young woman, it's only natural.
Better not reproduce at all than to do it with genetic trash, trust your instincts.
>>38041043
yeah had funny little convo at work with coworkers
somehow the talk went into masturbation topic and older women said that no one needs to masturbate, you can go out and pick up any girl you want (lmfao implying i go out)
And buddy of mine said that it is the case on red light district, besides masturbation is much more fun and its free
by then my kek was already through orbit
but yeah i kinda feel the same, im not a robot, basically a normie with job, car and hobby that isnt vidya but i would rather not fuckna fatty girl just to prve the point i can
brapping with ass
>51% chances to live the life on easy mode
>born a man
how do I was able to fuck it up so hard?
>>38040998
>inb4 "fem"bots bitching about how hard their life is because they have social anxiety and chads wont notice them:(((((
>>38040998
Look bro even if females live life on easy mode I tell you I'm really happy to have been born a man
being a tranny is nightmare mode
Post your stories feels and general Yandere stuff. Featuring yandere moth MILF.
>tfw no yandere coworker to put her milk in the shared creamer
some femanon posted about doing this in her office and it got me rock hard.
>tfw no yandere gf
Someone just obsess over me. I'm desperate enough I'll gladly accept every weird stalkerish creepy move you do
>>38040985
I'm pretty sure my childhood friend is a bit obsessed with me. She tried to have sex with me when we were little kids and even though we barely talk anymore she keeps sending me I LOVE YOU messages to start a conversation.
I'm pretty sure she's the reason I ended up as a robot
Trump is a pussy crusher. Just saying.
>>38040972
You'd be right in that bro
He's done nothing of note except alienating the USA from its allies.
You don't decide a president's value by being able to get a gf, i.e. something 95% of men can do.
>>38041243
Alienating the US from his allies how? The US's allies aren't liberal sjws you faggot. First the complaint was that he was too friendly with Russia and now he betrayed Russia and bombed Syria so what's the problem?
Dis made me buss
>>38040835
This is shit yaoi, shame on you anon, your taste should be better than this.
>>38040835
source? I'd gobble up a significant amount of that mans cum too
Jusk
>deep set eyes
>look like a corpse any time I get bags
It's always the days I'm most tired that I get the most comments about me being tired.
>you look tired lol
No shit, dipshits
GET THE FUCK OFF R9K YOU STUPID FAGGOT NORMIE
>>38040831
At least you don't have eyebags ALL the time, mine are literally genetic from my dad's side, they never go away.
>>38040977
Same here but from my mom's side.
"anon did you sleep okay you look really tired"
Uh, yup...
Am I balding? Are you balding?
>>38040804
You have all the signs of balding like having a full head of hair.
The fuck is wrong with you.
>>38040804
Have some bald spots because I ripped out my hair when I was psychotic
>wash hair
>hairs constantly fall out
>dry hair with towel
>even more hair falls out
>many gray hairs (more white/clear hairs??) that seem to fall out easily
>hair continues to grow bushy and is generally a fucking nightmare
Strange feels lads
I accidentally wrote man teeth...because she has a man jaw.
Did I fuck up?
>>38040756
Not sure why manjaw would make it better.
>>38040842
She's not interested, right?
>>38040756
>I fucked up. Did I fuck up?
You're a dummy, dummy
Is Shinji Ikari /ourguy/?
I hope not, fuck that kid
>>38040830
Most robots are just as annoying, whiny, and self centered as Shinji.
>>38040752
He's a little faggot, so basically yeah.
>just failed my roadtest for the second time
>>38040727
that sucks. i felt like a major faggot failing it the first time. i thought i failed it the second time but then she said i passed.
>>38040727
About to fail it for a third time myself in a few days. One of those things that makes you realize the reality of how incompetent you are.
>>38040870
why do you assume you're gonna fail it?
You see this man charging at you and yelling incoherent and nigger-ish slang.
What do, Robot?
>hoe ass nigga say som' else, on god my nigga I'ma piece yo' li'l ass up, bet I won't
>>38040696
stop posting this you faggot
>>38040696
Your move, creep. I can wait
What's your favorite sex position? I'm a big fan of "Dutchman's Delight" but recently I've been enjoying "Phantom Zone" too.
You should call it the danny phantom zone. Before you ectoplasm inside her you should shout GOING GHOST!
I assume you mean in porn. In that case, I'm a fan of squatfuck and prone bone.
>>38040840
Prone bone is great in real life too. You can really pound her cervix. Kind of a silly name though
I need a game I can completly dedictate my life too. Something that let the endorphines flow while I progress and build something up that is mine and that other player would envy me about. Be it collecting skins/comsetics or gear and armor i am open for every game except trash tier ones. Is there something like that anywhere out there? Or should I wait for the next titles to come out
Games that does not give me the kick anymore: Elder scrolls,Wow, Darksouls,Fallout,Tf2, Overwatch, Destiny
Help is appreciated
Same here OP. Lost my edge in TERA and blade and soul an d need something else to no life in. Currently downloading GW2 because another anon recommended it, but I have my doubts.
Have you tried black desert online? It'll keep you busy for at least a year and buddies of mine have said that it gets addictive. Gotta buy it though.
>>38040699
For me personally Guild wars 2 was rather boring after a while. Levelling is fun though but the endgame content is/was very weak, but maybe this has changend. The problem is that after wow I allmost can't take any other mmo seriously anymore because it just had so much content. Currently there are hard times for people like us
The Division, I play it all the time.
don't you think you should take your shirt off?
>>38040604
>That is no shirt
>that are tan-lines
>tfw lift and have nice body
>tfw just lie and tan until summer is over
>Occasional swim
>Anon you need to talk with girls
>Look around
>Group of 7 stacies and 4 chads being loud and aping around
>Continue lying down
PTSD from being a beta is still in me
You couldn't pay me to go to the beach on a thursday.
Your best friend shows you his asshole. It looks like this.
How do you respond?
>>38040581
Make a 360 degree turn and walk away
Gayfags, is that how gay assholes look? Asking for a friend
>>38040616
Gayfag here, yes that's how most assholes look, although this particular specimen is an especially sloppy one