Trump is a pussy crusher. Just saying.

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>>38040972
You'd be right in that bro

He's done nothing of note except alienating the USA from its allies.
You don't decide a president's value by being able to get a gf, i.e. something 95% of men can do.

>>38041243
Alienating the US from his allies how? The US's allies aren't liberal sjws you faggot. First the complaint was that he was too friendly with Russia and now he betrayed Russia and bombed Syria so what's the problem?

GRAB EM RIGHT BY THE PUSSY

WHEN YOU'RE A STAR

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>>38041299
THEY LET YOU DO IT

>>38040972
wow, he once had a natural hairline, also he looks better with darker hair, that pale orange ridiculously combed puff of cotton on his head would look bad on anyone

>>38040972
He pays for sex. Chad not only gets fussy for free women will literally eat shot for him.

Trump loves cock too

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>>38041243

He's delivered on almost all of his promises roast. First time in history. Most honest politician in my lifetime.

>>38040972
I LOOOOVE YOUU JESUUUS CHRIIIST

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>>38040972
BRUUUUUMMMPPPHHH
Mmmm, smells like russia

>>38043643

muh russia kek. cnn got btfo cnn has been lying about the russia thing and yet here you are, still pushing jewish lies.

>>38043627
Obamacare still not repealed. No wall built. NAFTA still in place. Dreamers allowed to stay. Hillary isn't in jail. But he did a bunch of frivolous shit so he's good.

>>38043715
Dont forget those 1000 jobs he "saved" in indiana with a 7 million follar tax break are mostly moving to mexico anyway now lmao

how stupid do you have to be to think trump is smart? if you think trump is anything but an embarrassing literal retard who can't even string a sentence together, you're a literal retard who can't string a sentence together

>>38043671
>cant take a joke
Quit being a pussy

>>38040972
YOU'LL NEVER GET MY GUNS DRUMPF

>>38040972

probably hasn't had an erection in years

too fat, too old, atherosclerosis probably killing his drive to do anything.

i'm sure he got lots of tail in his youth. probably hard not to when your dad's money slicks the deal.

>>38040972
he may understand what a clit is.
>that still doesn't make him a good person though.
>any dipshit can make a girl have an orgasm. >the only people who are really impressed by this are sexless neets.
>/r9k/ in a nutshell.

>>38041272
first off.
>can tell me one thing that makes social justice about being a warrior?
>isn't social justice the opposite of war?
>Stop putting these tottaly different terms together, dumb-ass.

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Trumpf has a small dick.

>The power handshake
>The sex projection
>And now trumpf penis shills
Smallest dick in presidential history; reflects our current state

>>38045172
he's around 9", google "trump biggest I had"

>>38041272
Almost the entire EU thinks (knows) he is a fucktard, I suppose the same goes for canadians but I'm not sure. Who do you think your allies are?

>>38045436
Didn't see a source.
The man makes shit up all the time. You don't think he paid or threatened some bimbo to say he's got a big dick?

>>38045547
The dollar of course. Any man who is a friend of money is a friend of the President.

>>38043966
shut up you pussy shill faggot

>>38045676
Or they will abuse his stupidity and narcissim to make money instead...nice non-argument

>>38043715
>Drain the swamp
>Replaces the swamp with more industry shills

>>38040972
Marla maples was lying when she said Trump was the best. Sex she ever had. He probably paid her to say it too. Remember this is a guy who hangs a fake Time cover with his face on it in his golf clubs

>>38045547
>implying the eu is still the eu and not northern africa by this point

>>38046028
Oh i get it, no arguments

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>>38046028
>northern africa

He's been a millionaire for a long time so no shit. Women love status and money because it brings them security and bragging rights.

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>>38041471
I really, really, really like this image.

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