What's your favorite sex position? I'm a big fan of

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You should call it the danny phantom zone. Before you ectoplasm inside her you should shout GOING GHOST!

I assume you mean in porn. In that case, I'm a fan of squatfuck and prone bone.

>>38040840
Prone bone is great in real life too. You can really pound her cervix. Kind of a silly name though

>>38040840
>>38040929
Yeah, I mean what's you're favorite IRL? "Corner Bookstore"? Or have you ever tried a reverse "Ruby Cat's Eye"?

>>38040679
My knee would dislocate if I was sitting like that.

>>38041023
Ugh, no but I've been wanting to. I'm a big fan of the Thompson twist and the inverted country breakfast. Those are 2 positions everyone needs to try

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>>38040679
>dutchmans delight
Babbys first sex

These days I'm exclusively doing Fabian Tactics, Radcliffe and Hard Brexit.

Step your game up

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The trout tickler every time

>>38041100
I've tried a traditional Country Breakfast but never inverted. It's too hard on my elbows.

>>38041128
>hard brexit

You fucking animal.

Recently I fap with a reverse grip with my other hand. Feels like I'm milking myself so I usually kneel over and come at the carpet.
I'm thinking of getting a cow bell, ears and a buttplug.

>>38041264
This is sex position thread. Not a sissy fapping position thread, perv

>>38041300
>sex
oh, so it's a spook thread? Prove to me sex exists.

Question. My GF has agreed to do a Curse at Hawthorne Manor with me. I know we're supposed to take off all jewelry, but is that just rings at watches, or necklaces and earrings too? Is it like anything that might get snagged or caught on hair/loose skin? Thanks.

My favorite (providing I've been keeping up with my yoga) is "taking tea with the parson"

I am pretty bland generally, I like Prone Boning chicks as one can get pretty rough with it and it looks/feels great.

My only personal issue is that condoms basically make me feel nothing during sex, and they are usually made for pencil dicks.

the ol' lonely handshale

>>38040929
>Pound her cervix
Does touching the cervix during sex really turn guys on that much?

Asking for a friend

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>>38040679
never had sex or seen a vagina but I've started wanking prone, it feels better but it's supposedly bad for you.

>>38041360
It's best to remove all jewelry and metal objects. The intense energy generated can occasionally imprint itself onto metal objects. Have fun, tiger. Not every girl is that adventurous. You should give the midshipman's folly a try as well. Just don't forget the astrolabe. It can get messy without it

>>38041409
Dunno. My dick is tiny

>>38041409
It really does but that's assuming the guy is endowed enough to reach it

>>38041360
NO jewelry. I nearly lost an ear to this shit. And please dont skimp on the butter

>>38041414
We're working our way up to Midshipmans Folly by practising with The Cabin Boy's Secret to get the tendons loosened up first.

>>38041444
Dumb question, but why?
I am pretty small. my current bf and I just started getting romantic and he hits mine. I get nervous that it's weird and I get anxious when we have sex

>>38041487
And what a secret it is, am I right?

>>38041504
Hm. I'm actually not sure about that. I guess it's like why some people enjoy anal and others don't. I don't really have a better answer than that but it's not weird

>>38040929
I think its called svengali too, it's nice and easy and you're close to each other. Can get stale though. I remember reaching around to play with her clit while doing it, looked to the side and her hand was trembling.

How many times have you made a girl cum in one go? You guys got any good ebooks or the like? I haven't read the kama sutra yet, there was a lot of spiritual mumbo jumbo so I just looked up positions instead.

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>tfw pulling off the Sardinian Tesseract
>switching midway to the Thousand Horsemen Armistice

Post more lewd positions

>>38041772
Oh ok. That name sounds a lot more less comical lol. I like to do that as well. Perfect position for it. Hm I'm exactly sure what my all time high score would be but the most times in recent memory was 8

>>38041786
Lucky man. My GF is left-handed so we can only do a Pioneer Village into a reverse Huntsman's Call.

>>38041360
>>38041414
>>38041487

Please explain, remember we're all virgins here, and there doesn't appear to be any easily available porn of these positions.

Can't believe none of you fags have done Battle of Halbe

>>38041858
Damn. I only ever got to 6.

Also m8s, don't think of sex so mechanically. You gotta get her mind-pussy wet. For example, the best sex I ever had wasn't the time she did that thing with her tongue. It was when she ran into my room and locked the door. I told her to let me in and she kept playfully denying. Then she told me to come in if I didn't open my eyes. I heard some things hit the floor. She unlocked the door and blindfolded me, then she kissed up my neck and nibbled on my ear(this works super well on girls btw) and then I felt her breast against my back as she undressed me. So there's more to good sex than just positions and rubbing her clit. You guys should also tease a lot. Have fun with a chase. She told me it's not as fun if you just go in right away, I'm inclines to believe her. She also liked watching me squirm and you can tease your girl that way too.

However it's a game I could never master, girl could just turn down sex whereas if I tease sex will eventually happen, bitches

>>38041935
Curse at Hawthorne Manor is basically an advanced Mantis Nest but with a little Eggs n' Cocoa mixed in at the end. Just google it if you need more info.

>>38041935
Your girl has to be a tulpa

>>38042008
80% sure you're making shit up at this point.

>>38042012
/x/fag get out, go summon a succubus elsewhere

>>38042012
Nope. Just an easy to please nympho

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>>38040679
I am virgin but this position looks very comfy.

>19 yr old KHV
>not sure if everyone's trolling or these are actual sexual positions

i would google but my browser is incredibly slow, like it takes 3 minutes to look up two things

>>38042022
Once you lose your virginity, you'll figure ir out. Start with something basic, like the Thunder of the Alps or Black Cat's Majesty and then work your way up to more advanced moves.

>ctrl f
>no Freud's Necktie

Lol are we still in the 50s

Only six months ago this thread would have been full on REEEEEE. /r9k/ is officially normie infested.

>>38042147
You realize almost everyone here is making fun of people who brag about their sex lives right? None of these are real positions.

>>38042146
I don't think I could ever look my gf in the eye again if she agreed to that. That's too much. Call me a prude.

>>38042091
>not knowing Country Breakfast
Nigga you watch porn

>>38042173
>None of these are real positions

Virgin detected. I bet you don't even know what a Fig Tree Picnic is.

>that feel when too much of a dicklet to do the cool looking positions

>>38042456
You can still do stuff as a dicklet. Try the Sword of the South or St. Gabriel's Prayer.

>>38042456
Give the tadpole tryst a try. It was invented for the "little" guy

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>>38041413
what does it even mean?

>tfw you are genuinely asking but they still think your are unoriginal

>>38042456
Get swole and carry her around. You can also shorten the canal by putting her legs on your shoulders. Also make friends with lesbians and talk about cunnilingus.

You guys got any little tricks or things you like to do? Before going down on a girl i like to kiss up her legs, pause over her vulva, then kiss down the other leg to tease her.

I learned that from how to eat pussy on pornhub. You guys know any other good videos or stuff like that?

>>38040679
>What's your favorite sex position
my right hand

>>38042521
Is it him just humping the bed to cause friction?

Or maybe it's like hands-free fapping

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>could last hours in any position
>doggy style - cum in 10 seconds

>>38042521
He's breaking his dick by mashing it into the mattress using the virgin hump technique

>>38042491
>>38042516
>>38042554
thank you my fellow normans

>>38042590
yeah doggy makes me cum the quickest too, I think it's instinctively the way humans are supposed to reproduce

>>38041413
>>38042521
>>38042598

Prone masturbation is where you just hump the bed-ground, yes. I've been doing it that way exclusively since I was about 5-6 and I honestly dislike using my hand. I had an idea that I should try and fix it a few years ago but then I remembered that I don't care. I'm past 30 now.

Also all the sex-havers in this thread can get AIDS and die. Normies, gtfo, ree, etc.

>>38041504
>why?
It's proof that you don't have a microdick

>>38042694
It's seeing dat ass bounce mane

>>38042173
Just skimmed over looking for REEEs and my autism prevented me from seeing the joke

>tfw my gf has small hands so we can only do a mid-range Intercontinental Dickbreaker

So there's a strong chance that I'm going to lose my virginity this weekend and I've been looking up different moves I can do so I don't seem like a total sperg. Is the Cage of Light too advanced for a beginner? It seems pretty straightforward, but like I said it's my first time.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ON THIS BOARD!?!??!?!!? ALL THOSE FUCKING NORMIES HAVE TO GO BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i hope summer is going to end soon

>>38042957
If you're feeling adventurous, it's not advanced at all. Just make sure to follow the instructions carefully. I sort of winged it last time and I ended up doing the lament configuration by accident. That's a mistake I'm never gonna make again

>>38040929
>You can really pound her cervix.
Doesn't this hurt the girl? Why do men get so turned on from causing pain to another living being?

>>38043285
Ok cool, thanks. I've been prepping all week in preparation (neck stretches, trimmed nails, no dairy etc) and didn't want it to be for nothing.

Missionary. Not because I'm some weird conservative, but I love spreading the legs of a girl, kissing, sucking on their neck and tits, hair sniffing etc. Missionary is the best position for this.

I'm still a virgin, but I bet doing this would be fun

>>38043339
some women like pain

>>38043339
Some girls like it. Some don't. I'm not into pain or causing pain but others are and I don't judge them for it

>>38043373
You and me both mate. Unoriginal comment.

I am a virgin through and through but my favorite is pronebone. I sometimes lay my pillow down and form my blanket in the shape of an ass below it and masturbate that way.

>>38043373
Literally true. So hard to find porn of intimate vanilla sex though

>variants of missionary
>both laying on side
>prone bone
pretty normie stuff desu, but it feels really good. Especially the last one.

>>38040679
wow that almost makes me want to have sex again

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>>38040679

Doggystyle against a tree or bust.

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>be me, 25
>only had sex with 2 different girls
>lost virginity at 22
>had sex with a different girl at 24
>altogether had sex 7 times in my life

It was doggy style every time, the best position if you're a male virgin.

At 24, the girl tried to ride me, but she got really horny once I was in and she immediately went way too fast and didn't want to stop so I was afraid she was going to break my penis in two and I laid her down and forced doggy again.

Doggy style was simply the only position I was comfortable in. Missionary at 22 didn't go because we were both fat, and then at 24 for some reason my dick went limp every time I'd attempt it, I think it was because frontal vision of pussy didn't do anything for me, while looking at the crack got me going immediately.

And for the record, I'm not gay, looking at vagina from the front and erection problems were caused by my crippling porn addiction, pretty sure my dick went limb a lot during the deed, then again perhaps the reason I didn't feel it in was because she was really tight, I don't know.

In any case, if you're virgin, go for doggy style. You won't feel that much pressure to perform, because she won't be looking directly at you, the view you get is nice, and also she's not in charge of how and when you put it in, which gives you a lot of time in case you have problems and/or are anxious about it. Just relax and finger her a bit, use dirty talk and try to get it up as soon as possible, then everything will go smooth.

Doggy style is the best.

>>38043364
It sounds like all your hard work is about to pay off. My girlfriend and I have been enjoying the pipefitters union for a while now but it's getting kind of stale lately

>normies falling for ez b8

>>38043673
>retards not realising that everyone is in on it and playing along

>>38043628
If you like Pipe fitter's Union you should try the Rainbow Goat. It's similar but with kind of a Gentleman's Lapel-type move in the middle. Always a favorite in our bedroom.

>>38041504
I've hit it plenty of times and it's always made the girl feel weird, like a weird tingly sensation in their stomach and they tell me to not go so deep kek silly roasties thinking they are in control of the situation

as for the guy it doesn't feel any different, just a soft barrier. UNLESS you have a iud then you will hate life and cause a cramp. The guys can feel it and it hurts my dick so girls with iuds I only go 3/4 in just to play it safe

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>>38040679
For starters I'm a femanon, so inb4 feggit

I'd say both of us sitting up facing each other. Nobody is on top or bottom, both just equal. It feels nice hugging each other tight and him being all the way deep in me. Not even moving, just appreciating the moment.

Then of course go all out and that tight feeling though. The guy needs a fairly long dick for it to work.
>all turned on now
>can't see bf until tomorrow

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>>38040679
>What's your favorite sex position?
The 360nogf.

>>38043612
Doggy with my bf always ends up him in pain. The condom starts to not move but he still is, so he gets rug burn from basically fuck a condom. We use lube too, and not even going into the butthole

>>38043848
Try a hybrid lube. I've been using one lately and it's so much better than regular lube. It's longer lasting and doesn't get sticky. Using a good quality lube will make things much more pleasant for the two of you

>>38043848
micro penis should buy condoms his size, you wouldn't wear wrong size shoes for a marathon

could be using to much lube

>>38040679
Spooning position because I'm lazy and I've lost passion for all things in life

>>38040815
Oh shit, my sides are going ghost

>>38042079
where I'm from we call that the ole spoon 'n slip

>>38043382
>don't judge them for it
I don't see how causing pain can be a healthy activity m8

>>38044477
That's a sideways slider round here

>>38044508
Some people are into pain and what's healthy for another really isn't up to you to decide

>>38044530
>what's healthy for another isn't really up for you to decide
So I shouldn't listen to my doctor? Why are you defending this? What is the reason?

>>38040679
You guys know any pron that has cool stuff in it? A video you watch and go wow! That was surprising. I can't find any now, but stuff like that one gif of the black guy doing the somersault, but less ridiculous lol

>>38043926
Are you in a relationship, anonymous?

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>this entire thread

I'm gonna try the op pic though

I've been working on some new stuff lately and have been trying to morph a Triangle Pond Skimmer and a Balinese Creme Brulee with a Backwards Murphy. It's hard to coordinate it all, but it's a really good challenge.

>>38040679
Prone bone. The ultimate dominance position.

>no one mentioned the Cosmic Sea Typhoon yet

Why do I have to share a board with such plebs

>>38045064
Not everyone has a GF who is under 5ft, so most won't even attempt it. The Bridge over Black Canyon is a good alternative.

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>I will never get to do any of these

I'm trying to convince my GF to try a Steamboat Surprise but she's afraid it'll hurt too much. Has anyone tried it? Is the pinching as bad as it looks?

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>>38040679
The screw. It allows you to pound hard like during a doggy, the gravity pushes her butt cheeks together making the penetration feel "tighter", and if she's flexible enough, you get to see a nice frontal.
Also, it requires no effort on her part, you have easy access to the clit and depending on the girl, you're slamming the g-spot.