You see this man charging at you and yelling incoherent and nigger-ish slang.
What do, Robot?
>hoe ass nigga say som' else, on god my nigga I'ma piece yo' li'l ass up, bet I won't
>>38040696
stop posting this you faggot
>>38040696
Your move, creep. I can wait
>>38040696
Pull down my pants and masturbate furiously as I scream and wiggle around. He will probably be shocked or think I'm a retard and leave me alone or he will give me a quick chop to the head and grant me death.
that man isn't running very far
I briskly walk away
>>38040696
>that grip
Guarantee that machete is going to fly out and hit something else
>>38040696
this belongs in /k/
sage
>>38040696
Parry and riposte him with my own machete. I'm always prepared for this exact situation.
>>38040696
>>38040696
jog away. he probably has shit for cardio