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because they aren't into guys shitposting on r9k

>>38047187
you aren't sucking enough dicks.

>>38047187
Because you're fucking ugly, don't post your face here thank

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>its an underwater punching dream
>its a dream where your teeth fall out
>its a dream where your hair falls out
>its a dream where you drive somewhere far then walk home and forgot your car so you walk all the way back

>>38047162
>school
>nightmare
It's my dream.
I would be the bestest, coolest, richest dude. I've finally build up enough small talking skills to be able to communicate with all the normies there.
5 years late.

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>it's a riding a bicycle but falling off suddenly and waking up dream

Western women are extremely narcissistic.

They don't care about those less fortunate than them , as long as they feel good they will continue seeking attention

>>38047159
Ugly girls know they are the scum of the universe so they aren't stupid enough to try. They have been put in their place already.

>>38047159
did she shoop her chin off but leave her acne scars? wtf

Amazon doubled the price of the fountain pen I wanted to buy. Now I have to wait for this mofo to come down in price.
what about you?

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Sweet thread Don.

Just living life....

What's on your mind, bro?

>>38047194
Today, the cashier woman at Rite Aid put in her phone number in the system so I could buy 2 Arizona Iced Teas for 1 dollar instead of just 1. That was the kindest a stranger has ever been to me.

>>38047199
Listening to Poolside's new album called Heat. Have you had any fun lately?

>>38047116

I wouldn't believe her if she said she was raped. Rape is extraordinarily rare.

>>38047116
I'd leave her and rape another girl

You got cucked. She wouldn't be alive if it was real rape. She may have been shocked but clearly she complied enough to go on her merry way afterwards. So the real story is a horny guy jumped her and she didn't fight it, enjoyed some alpha cock and now tries to collect sympathy points. Only way she will ever respect you as a man is if you do the same or leave her.

I thought left handed people are genetically superior.

>>38047132
This is true. Right handed people like OP are in supreme denial.

What if someone is both-handed?

Because women won't

Because women enjoy being conquered. They like a man to be assertive. .

Imagine if you had at least 100 girls wanting to fuck you and making the first move, would you risk rejection when you can just pick from what comes to you? That's what woman experience, there is no reason for them to try, so they won't.

Im sorry Anon. Shes a fucking whore bitch. And you need to tell her that before youmlet shot drag on

I'm feeling the same way anon

Well, except she is into my friend.

Imagine if we could just start over with all our experiences, so we could finally just be happy?

Why didn't I check myself before I wrecked myself? Now she's somewhere hanging off another guy's arm. They're going to fuck tonight and there's nothing I can do.

>>38047053
She isn't a whore bitch. I'm just a shameless, orbiting, creepy pathetic beta fuck. This is my fault. It doesn't matter whose fault it is, we're not together and that's all I know. I had people that believed in me, too.

>>38047119
I want a do-over. I'd probably fuck it up again, though.

>>38046969
I don't have a normiebook.

My phone is too old to run it.

>>38046969
im 5'3 and the first thing girls do is ask height

>eat my own mucus
>eat my earwax
>eat puss from spots
>eat squeezed out blackheads
>fart under my sheets and make sure the potent smell can't escape so i can inhale deeply for 10-15 seconds and get high
>bite my finger and toenails off and eat them
>give myself ingrown toenails on purpose then squeeze the puss out and eat it
>eat my dandruff
>smell toilet paper after wiping ass
>fart in the toilet so it echoes then stand up and put my head in the toilet to smell it

>>38047218
>smell toilet paper after wiping ass

you're taking it too far

>>38047988
This is the only one in the list that I do. Don't know why I do it though

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>that gif

such a predictable joke holy fucc. if that's the caliber of all their gags I can't imagine how bad the show sucks

>>38047447
it's reddit the show, absolute shit

>>38047447
That's a pretty bad joke but it was from the first episode or 2 before they hit their stride. The first half of season 1 is ok, the second half is good, and the second and third seasons are the greatest television ever made.

is the youtube video still available?

They have to win the Darwin award this year, right?

>>38046928
I wish a good looking girl would shoot me in the chest

Even from that tiny pic I can tell her face looks 1/10 (unironically)

>>38046904
What's the point of putting mayonnaise on a roast beef sandwich if you're not gonna eat it

>>38046904
Two of my female friends have PCOS and they both have 2 children each. They were also told they were infertile. Have fun being a father.

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template to make your own face

Keep this shit up!

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KEK forgot eyebrows!

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genuinely made me think for a minute

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welp
origrimmar

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>>38046960
>origrimmar
>orgrimmar