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You'll probably just luck out one day and get a good job like me, I was in the same situation for 2 years. Still work your ass off in improving shit tho

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>>38146796
"Then we'll try somewhere else, son. What've you got to lose? All it takes is a little initiative and a firm handshake."

>>38146816
It just sucks, I always feel I did a decent job during the interview, then two days later I get a message saying they're not interested in continuing the process because I don't fit their "desired profile". Makes me feel like I'm doing something wrong here.

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>tfw an obvious troll story still makes you depressed

>>38146798

Ayyyyy lollololol

>Go to Home Depot daily for lunch and/or dinner.

I don't understand

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cuz they are niggers lmfaooo nuff said XDDDDD

black bots are whitewashed they play video games and watch chinese cartoons

only tyrones and jamals think violence is the answer

>>38146759
>wait a minute, i'm white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA

>>38146748
I mean, who's leeching from society more, some CEO who gambles, loses and gets bailed out on your taxes, or some NEET who gets 1000 dollars on autismbux so he can survive and mostly remove his autism from society?

NEETs are just abusing socialist systems, why would they agree with them?
I think it would be better for society to not have welfare, I'm still going to absue it for as long as I can tho

Just cause I'm neet doesn't mean I want the society I benefit from to collapse.

Maybe you just haven't found the right girl yet. These things take time.

If you lowered your standards waaayyy down, you'd find some girl who would slob your knob. But you might not enjoy it at all.

You might also be in an extremely competitive dating environment.

Wanting a girl who sucked someone else his cock.

>>38146726
Are you by any chance black or indian?

Yep, do it with pretty much every hair that isn't on my hair.

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I have smoother legs than most girls, and have never shaven. Just pull that shiet right out.

I bite off the hair near my knee like tweezers and eat it. There's just a small, yet really smooth patch of skin there.

>>38146683
Same here. Plus, I don't know what talking to a girl I'm attracted to feels like.

I think I know but I had doubts
Psychology states that many (average) males overestimate this, and that is more adaptive
It is a better strategy to give it a shot and get rejected by women you thought were interested in you as to not giving it a shot (at all)

You can study body language but be aware that some body language is deceptive and can be faked, and that some of it is context dependent so to speak

Well, with my GF, I couldn't tell she was interested in me until I asked her out and she accepted. We met at a mutual friend's birthday party and she was talking to me but I had no idea if she was just being friendly or not. I liked her, though, and decided fuck it, I'll ask her out.

You really can't tell a lot of the time. I mean, if a woman is outright ignoring you or trying to disengage in conversation, she's probably not interested. But otherwise, the best way to find out is to ask her out.

>>38146643
I'm only 20 and a virgin so it's all good, I'm safe

>>38146643
That's okay. It doesn't really matter when someone looses it.....just as long as it's with someone they love (or at least like).

>>38146643
that's why i fucked an escort. :)

inb4 paying for sex

i have 0 regrets about it, unlike some other men. all that mattered to me was passing that milestone and knowing the feel. even if i never get into an actual relationship, it doesn't matter now.

>>38146628
>normie-only activities
sex

Are drug-fried freaks considered normies too now?

Being happy

orange

>>38146591
>unrequited
So it means that another person loves/crushes on you and you cannot return the same?

Shutting myself completely off from society so this can't even happen in the first place

>>38146591
Print out a picture of her and jizz on it. It'll make you feel better, OP.

i have over 2 years total time played in WoW

suck my cock with your fat jew gaben

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>>38146570
DESU none of your games are that great

The only thing I regret is MW2

>>38146583
>2 years total time played in WoW
>fat jew gaben
how much have you spent on wow subscriptions?

>talking to girls irl

how much effort are you putting into Tinder? That's how you get women now. There's literally no point in talking to them in real life, it is a complete waste of time.

>>38146547
Haven't tried Tinder yet, but I heard you can't get barely any matches if you aren't a Chad.

>>38146520
Make friends with guys, and then get to know their female friends.

Making contact with females that are already involved in your circle of friends, in some way, is often easier because they feel save and will openly talk to you.

>>38146517
Because his children are shit.

>>38146517
He doesn't eat pork

>>38146525
He made his children, though.

>>38146517
He's just experiencing the full spectrum of life through you, Anon, you should feel honored :^)

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>>38146515
Sorry miss. I didn't mean to look in your direction, but that's also the direction of the whiteboard. I'll put my head down until the end of class and just listen.

>>38146515
Judging by the strand of hair and the scissors on my desk, apparently I just cut off a bit of her hair.

Punted a ball at her friend's head and laughed. Fuck you, Alice, it was funny.

>>38146487
I was diagnosed with SAD, but then it turned out to be AvPD

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I was diagnosed with SAD, but then it turned out to be MAD.

>>38146487
what even IS social anxiety. it's become such a tumblr esque buzz word that it's lost any meaning in my head.

is it just being anxious when you're around people?