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So say no. The point of a job agency is that you can decline job offers.

12 hour shifts should be banned.

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>>38147942
"Take the job, Shinji."

>>38147871
Don't know my. My body is trained to hold farts in until I'm about to explode. Only then I notice and find a 'safe' place to remove my gassez.

>>38147990
the man with the master plan

>>38147871
if you shave your farts will be loud, i realy like to have shaved asshole but cant do it because i will make loud farts and i fart alot ;(

Black belt on sucking dick or green flag for choking

Suck belt in blacking dick

>>38147863

Why do you post this thread so often?

>>38147852
I already have a job, dad.

Also dad what the fuck are you doing here, I haven't seen you my entire life.

>>38147852
>tell parents I got a job
>take train downtown every day
>sit somewhere for 8 hours
>go back home
>steal tiny amounts of money from time to time for the train
>they haven't realized what's going on yet
I've been doing this for one year, after searching for a job for three. Probably going to do this until they die and I can sell the house

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>tfw my dad encouraged me to get bux

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"M-Mr. Pepe, sir, I'm uh, here to apply for the j-job, sir. My name is A-anon and, um..." [extends hand nervously]

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>>38147804
What in tarnation are you doing anon? I was pretty dang clear!

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>>38147804
Firm handshake son. Look him straight in the eyes.

I can't say I'm such a good friend myself, but I had some negative people in my life
And I had the suspicion some people talked mean behind my back, calling me names

One friend ridiculed me when someone he knew was with us

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>having friends
Get out normel. Why would any person want to have friends. Friends are for faggots.

I didn't have friends to begin with you fucking imbecile

loI just get a gf bro

When you're an asian balding manlet porn is all you have norman.

Porn is the only thing i have.

>what's up arian?
I don't think that's going to get you laid

> "ugh, I hate when guys open with just 'hey'"
> *sees Chad*
> OwO
> "hey"

>>38147705
while you may be originally autistic, you aren't wrong.

What the fuck are zips?

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>>38147659
are you dumb or what ?

>>38147659
Sorry, my 'murican friend.
"zipper"

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You WHAT now?
Why would you go and do a thing like that?

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>>38147646
Shit happens, breh.

Was it male or female?

>>38147640
Kinda. Because anons tend to massively overstate the ease and underestimate the costs required to get something like this off the ground. See also
>living in shipping containers
>mini houses/cucksheds
It's a good idea, and a possible money saver. But you still need to buy or rent land, pay people to build or move a home/container and make it a viable living space. You need water, power and an internet connection- all of these cost money up front on top of regular payments.

So overall a 6/10 meme. Viable, but one that requires a solid dose of reality first

>>38147640
KEKSHED
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Yes. Comfy might be well in the start but soon you'll realize that it's just cramped.

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Welcome to 4chan 2017. This is the tip of the iceberg...

>>38147684
Is Culver's open on the 4th of July?

>>38147630
Holy shit, did I write this?

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>>38147542
This is your chance, anon. Write to her and visit her often. You'll pretty much be her only option. Maybe you can even get married while she's in prison and get conjugal visits?

>>38147542
I thought only women did this bullshit. The hell is wrong with you

>>38147542
Commit a crime that will get you the same 35 year sentence. Then you won't have a choice but to wait and the time will fly by.

i bring this post right back up to first page

Stay jealous, Eurofag.

>>38147487
I understand what you mean, OP. Overly patriotic people tend to be rednecks and are almost unbearable. But on the other hand, I fucking hate all the young people now who take days such as the Forth of July to shit all over America and rant on and on about "How America did me dirty, How America is so unfair, etc, etc." Usually it's black people and hispanics and 'progressive' liberal white people who go this route, but when people do that, it's just as bad, in fact, much worse than the overly patriotic rednecks.
It's really sick. We do happen to have alot of freedom here that other counties don't. I know 'merica isn't perfect, and alot of European nations are better off than us and have their shit together, but it's not like it's shit here. It's always been better here than a large amount of other counties.
So I wish the liberals would just shut up with their shitty whining about lack of liberty, and I wish the rednecks would blow their fucking pinheads off with their illegal firecrackers.

My ideal world is one where no other humans exist. So there's that, I guess.

I listen to music I genuinely enjoy instead of consulting my peers on what's trendy

>>38147450
>tl;dr: I'm a gargantuan edgy faggot