"So, how's the job search going, champ?"

>>38147852
I already have a job, dad.

Also dad what the fuck are you doing here, I haven't seen you my entire life.

>>38147852
>tell parents I got a job
>take train downtown every day
>sit somewhere for 8 hours
>go back home
>steal tiny amounts of money from time to time for the train
>they haven't realized what's going on yet
I've been doing this for one year, after searching for a job for three. Probably going to do this until they die and I can sell the house

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>tfw my dad encouraged me to get bux

>>38147852
>female interviewer, about 1 foot shorter than me, pretty old
>reach hand out anyway, launch FIRM.exe
>hold the phone, she's only sticking two fingers out.
>try to abort, but it's too late.
>Grab her fingers and squeeze a bit too firmly and she grimaces.
>immediately lose all confidence and feel like shit

Still got the job though.

>>38147852
I've decided to become a bum. You see if you're a lazy person and you feel ashamed about it and keep trying to change but you keep failing, then the only option left is to remove the feelings of shame about being lazy and just accept it. It's possible to get by on very little effort in the modern world.