(SLUUUURP) read the sign (SLUUUUUURP)

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"M-Mr. Pepe, sir, I'm uh, here to apply for the j-job, sir. My name is A-anon and, um..." [extends hand nervously]

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>>38147804
What in tarnation are you doing anon? I was pretty dang clear!

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>>38147804
Firm handshake son. Look him straight in the eyes.

I heard you add cream and sugar to your coffee, I don't respect queers and their rules, little man.

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>>38147846
Ummmm.... no sweety. You do not set the rules here. I make the rules. Where were you last night? Why didn't you come to bed? I was so worried I woke up at 02.30 and you weren't there so I called Chad just to see if he knew what was up but he didn't know, and I was feeling a bit frightened and frankly abandoned so we agreed upon that Chad would come over and wait with me till you arrived home

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>>38147923
[SLUUUUUUUUUUURP]
Sorry. What was that, Lyin' Ted?

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>>38147785
>"W-WHATS GOING ON YOU GUYS I-IM ON MY HNNNGG T-T-TH_HRRRR-SIXTH CUP THIS MORNING"

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*Siiip* Squack! Dont you even think about rustling my feathers untill ive finished my cup of mud. Squack! You no the rule, no talkie before ive had my Caw! fee.

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>>38147804
*Grips hand with the force of two semis colliding*
Hm, not great. Come back after ive had my coffee and we can do a little talkie.