What do you do if your oneitis is serving 35 years in prison?

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>>38147542
This is your chance, anon. Write to her and visit her often. You'll pretty much be her only option. Maybe you can even get married while she's in prison and get conjugal visits?

>>38147542
I thought only women did this bullshit. The hell is wrong with you

>>38147542
Commit a crime that will get you the same 35 year sentence. Then you won't have a choice but to wait and the time will fly by.

What did she do? Or is this hypothetical

>>38147608
how new are you?

She murdered her 8-year-old neighbor because she thought it would be fun and then she wrote about it in her diary. She actually did find it to be quite fun.

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>>38147542
>Go through a sex change operation
>Commit a serious crime in the same state, and around the same area as your oneitis commited her crime
>Get sent to the same prison for around 35 years
>Make friends with her
>As time passes you become more then friends
>You eventually begin a lesbian relationship with her in jail
>Both of you get out around the same time a few decades later
>Get married and settle down in some comfy suburban town in the Northeast (preferably in a place like Vermont or connecticut)
>Die together after a long, happy life with one another
>???
>profit

>>38147665
My bad for not instantly recognizing every criminal