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swoon, he's so dapper

pointless and retarded if you dont wanna get pussy, sure

You're on 4chan. You're already a faggot

>>38192816
Youre mixing up "threw" and "through"

>how do i escape this hell hole
If you hate it so much just leave, whats the issue here

either you're just a faggot or need to post tits before expecting a serious reply, tard.

also

>2011+6
>saving thumbnails
>shiggy diggy do

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>>38192873
Rip I'm not a native speaker, I'm trying.

Idk I'd love to, honestly. But for some shitty reason I can't pick myself up and go. I guess I'm scared of being judged or something.

>>38192815
>Materializing fully loaded weapons out of thin air.
It has to be thin air.

>>38192869

You forgot suggesting your own superpower, friend-o

>>38192886
Sorry, I'm trained by 4chan to detect errors.
Let's go with that: the power to detect errors and imperfections.

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Please anons I mean it.

Don't fall for the woman meme. You'll just get yourself hurt. DON'T DO IT ANONS

i feel like there's a story behind this post

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>>38192808
too late

how is this not original

>>38192642
What a nasty bitch. I eat only 2 and I am very healthy.

What's your height/weight? 188 cm 65 kg here.

How the fuck does one do that?

>stfu you not my nutritionist now tell me how do I stop liking traps

He died?

(Oregon Ducks)

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>>38192620
she is from my country and she is a roastie whore

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>>38193106
at least she doesn't care about looks its all about popularity, like niggers and this hungarian footballer captain ... team lost to andorra and malta but still getting barbs pussy

>>38192568
21

This number is an original one

>>38192568
27.

Then I got a girlfriend the very next week on my birthday

>>38192568

God I want to cuddle with Gigguk's gf so badly.

>>38192553
Ugly and has awful hair

>>38192553
wtf is that abomination. It's like they don't even try anymore. The whole appeal of "traps" is that they are literally meant to trap you by looking like a girl in every way possible despite having the genitals of the opposite sex.

>>38192553
Everytime I see a picture of this horse-looking tranny I want to scream. He will never be cute.

>>38192549
Why do you think they're called Americlaps?

>>38192549

To show our appreciation you ungrateful shit.

>>38192549
*clap clap clap*
Thanks for the post eurobot. We americans just like to show our appreciation for things.

Drink bleach OP

>>38192531
>drowning
Drowning is apparently a pretty peaceful way to go, not really something that maximizes suffering.

>>38192531
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
From this list it seems fire is the most painful. You could always stretch it out and go for a slow burn or something.

>>38192528
Write an album.

inb4 t. jeff mangum

>>38192528
Invent LE TIME MOCHONI

>>38192520
I never got bullied
I was pretty much ghosted by everyone

>>38192520
Ironically enough, he's probably on /pol/ right now. I have no idea which one of us ended up being a worse kind of human trash

>>38192520
His dad went blind and his moms in a wheelchair. Yours?

could be worse desu

original?

I definitely have a fetish for braces. Never told anyone this tho cuz like you said, people will think I'm a pedo bear

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>Does anyone have a fetish for braces
Not anymore

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How ya doin anon

>>38192440
not too good friendio. I was locked up in the institute a few months back for attenuated psychosis (psychosis lite version) but now after I was released ive started getting worse. Ive developed depression, anxiety and OCD. Ive also started hearing my name being called at random times in public and I don't know if im hallucinating or not. I was delusional a while ago, but now im better now that im on meds.

I just want to go off of them and let whatever monster is hiding come out so I can know if I have schizophrenia or not. These symptoms are such a cock tease, if it wasn't for my father I would've stopped my meds a long time ago.

What should I do?

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>>38192505
lock yourself in your room with food and water, so you don't hurt anyone, leave a note in dads room so he knows what's happening, and just let it ride?

kek just lie bruh

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>job for "graduate"
>need two years of paid work experience in the field

>cant get entry level job for that entry level job because no diploma

Do you mean HS diploma.