Alright guise, let's have one of these threads. Someone

>>38192815
>Materializing fully loaded weapons out of thin air.
It has to be thin air.

>>38192869

You forgot suggesting your own superpower, friend-o

>>38192886
Sorry, I'm trained by 4chan to detect errors.
Let's go with that: the power to detect errors and imperfections.

>>38192905

If you can't correct the error/imperfection you get massive migraines.

The power to absorb and emit electricity.

>>38192815
>the power to have true friends

>>38192963

You can never meet them in real life, only via phone and internet.

The power to morph into conscient steam you're fully in control of.

>>38193011
fuck you m8


>the power to make the roasties gtfo from this board

>>38193011
You can't see or speak in that form

The power to get any job of my own choosing for as long as i want

>>38193070
If there are no roasties the next worst class will become the roasties and you'll remove them too so the next worst class will become roasties and there eventually won't be anyone on here

the power to manipulate any electronic device to my liking (read and write)

>>38192950
If you emit to much electricity, you short circuit for 60 seconds.

The power to fall from any height without getting hurt.

>>38193070

It only works if you address them by name.


>>38193089

You earn minimum wage no matter what job it is.


The power to steal life years off of someone else, making you live longer.

>>38193089
You have to be naked the whole time while wearing a chastity cage

The power turn any body part into a mechanical weapon.

>>38193141
You can only steal it from those closest to you.

The power to manipulate other peoples thoughts. Like a Geass.

>>38193125
Along with the power, you're also now only 1% of your weight. Have fun with windy days and having no punching power.
The power to read minds.

>>38193141
You also steal their bad breath if they have any

The power to learn every language and dialect on earth and througout the universe

>>38193125

You have to be naked, otherwise your clothes interfere with your highly sophisticated impact reducing cells.


>>38193110
You must charge your power by shocking yourself with electricity, you cannot die from it, but it hurts like hell.


Super metabolism, you are always ripped no matter what you/how much you eat.

>>38193190
Except you can only hold on to three at a time.

The power to shoot your nails like bullets.

>>38193203
They don't disconnect magically from your fingers.
The power to bring fictional people to life.

>>38193201
Your poop is green and talks.

The power to manipulate time.

>>38192815
It's only XIX century weapons

The power to phase through solid matter

>>38193248
>It's only XIX century weapons
damn, that adds points for style

>>38193248
Can't phase through liquid matter.

Super speed power.

>>38193190

You can only understand the languages, if you try to speak anything else but your native tongue it sounds like gibberish.

>>38193175

The people you read the minds of know that you did it.

>>38193170

Everytime you do, you have to do it in an inception-like fashion, you must trick them into believing it is their own idea.
You can self-insert into any videogame you want.

>>38193175
As soon as you read someone's mind, there head explodes.

The power to heal anyone or anything

>>38193225
>The power to bring fictional people to life.
You can only bring them on the Moon

>>38193258
>Super speed power.
No super breaking power.

The power to manipulate friction

the power to make my family proud of me

>>38193270
>The power to heal anyone or anything
But you can only heal insects

>>38193225

They decompose within a day.


The power to exhale fire.

>>38193225
Everyone you bring to life will try to murder you

The power to put anyone to sleep indefinitely

>>38193274
>Bring Superman
>ask him to save people who will be appearing on the Moon
>summon a person as soon as Superman can spare a trip

>>38193273

Everyone instictually knows its because you masturbate a lot.

The ability to cut 2 mm of any material from any distance.
>tfw you kill Chad with a stroke.

The power to give firm handshakes
>>38193299
Parents would only admit that they were proud after you die

The power to make any power in this thread useful

>>38193299

They will admire you in secret, but act jealous and angry on the outside.


The power to pee acid.

>breath under water
can't go on land

>>38193267
If you die in the game, you die for realz

The power to create anything you touch into a transformer

>>38193314
>The power to put anyone to sleep indefinitely
If you're awake you cant use your power

>>38193329

You can't do it to yourself.


The power to toggle seeing in third person at will.

>>38193347

The transformer won't be friendly, but it won't be hostile either, acting purely on it's own will.

The power to command wildlife

>>38193327

Your handshake is so firm that it's seen as an act of hostility.

The power to change the colour of your skin like a chameleon but more sophisticated.

>>38193387
Every afflicted wildlife experiences existential crisis

The power to woo any lady you like.